Erin Wasson had to attend the 2008 CFDA Fashion Awards with a broken leg. So what’s a supermodel to do? Well, you do it in style, of course! You pimp out your crutches, pull on one gladiator sandal and put a braided dohicky-thing on top of you head.

Ah, hell. Who cares. Show off the legs and no body will notice whatever that is propped up on her head.

Christina Aguilera is caught dirty dancing with a female friend at LAX Nightclub that Christina owns a part interest in. She obviously was enjoying the night out with her husband and friends. At one point, she took her friends head and rubbed her face in her breasts. No word on how the friend felt about that - but everyone looked like they were having a good time.

Boating is a big part of our summer since we live near the Great Lakes. I’ve seen my share of crazy driving on the water, especially around holidays, but really most anytime. I have seen my share of driving boats under the influence of alcohol and accidents that result from that.

People take driving a car under the influence seriously, but many people associate boating with partying and think nothing of drinking while they are boating. The problem is that Boating Operating Under the Influence is just as dangerous as it is to operate an automobile under the influence. Studies in Arizona, for instance, have shown that 50% Arizona Boating fatalities are alcohol related. Studies have also shown that educated boaters are 70% less likely to be involved in boating accidents.

Enjoy your summer on the lakes by staying safe and keeping your family and loved safe. Get Boating Education Online! Check out the videos below, they are very informative.

Boat Sober Commercial:

Boating in Arizona:

Amy Winehouse showed up over an hour late for her first concert since she got out of rehab. She apologized to the crowd of 90,000 in Portugal for being late and then proceeded to stumble, mumble and fumble her way through her 55 minute concert.

At one point she fell on the stage. At another point she told the crowd, ‘you love me but I’m such a mess’. And that might have been the most honest thing she said all evening.

UPI reports on the Masturbate-a-thon scheduled in Denmark. Really. Please don’t everyone rush to register.

Denmark sets first ‘Masturbate-a-thon’
Denmark, May 30 (UPI) — Organizers of Denmark’s first “Masturbate-a-thon,” set to be held at a suburban Ishoj nightclub, say more than 60 men and women are registered to compete.

The organizers said participants will masturbate in front of the assembled crowd and will then be judged in several categories — including farthest ejaculation and longest orgasm — the Copenhagen Post reported Friday.

Pia Struck, the organizer of the competition, said she studied under renowned author and sexologist Betty Dodson.

I wanted a graphic to go along with this post, but there just wasn’t one that I .. . . ahem . . liked.
So I decided to Google the phrase “masturbate-a-thon” and there is actually a website devoted to it. http://masturbateathon.com. I found that MAY has been designated the “National Masturbation Month.” Considering that today is May 31st - we’d better get busy.

Angelina Jolie - Vanity Fair

Yeah, she’s gorgeous. Angelina Jolie is on the cover of the July 2008 issue of Vanity Fair. In the magazine interview she discusses pregnancy, childbirth, supportive Brad and more.

On pregnancy:

“I love it. It makes me feel like a woman. It makes me feel that all the things about my body are suddenly there for a reason. It makes you feel round and supple, and to have a little life inside you is amazing. Also, I’m fortunate. I think some women have a different experience depend-ing on their partner. I think that affects it. I happen to be with somebody who finds pregnancy very sexy. So that makes me feel very sexy.”

A friend of a friend of the cousin of the sister-in-law of a nanny of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s children says they are brats.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Star Magazine is reporting a nanny in the Jolie-Pitt household is spilling her guts to the public about the chaos in the household. Then again, they say its a pal of the couple confirmed by friends in the other locales the family jet to from time to time.

Here’s some of it. The kids eat whatever they want at meal times, including all kinds of junk food for breakfast. The children fight and scream at each other. The bathroom is soaking wet when they all finish their baths. The doorbell rings constantly with deliveries of clothes and toys. The phone, fax, cells, all ring constantly and more.

Oh, and they speak in 7 different languages. Pax just wants to speak French all the time. Now that deserves a call to child services for sure.

It sounds like a house with 4 kids under 7 to me.

Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy. And you probably thought he was gay!!!!

Clay Aiken

Okay, he still might be gay. Okay, he still probably IS gay, but he’s going to be a daddy anyway. His BFF and music producer, Jaymes Foster (a woman), has been artificially inseminated with his sperm and will deliver the baby in August. She’s 50 and Clay is 29. Not that that matters.

What I DO wonder is why someone would CHOOSE to be artificially inseminated with Clay Aiken’s sperm. That just has an ewwwww factor of at least 1,000, probably more. Maybe its just me.

Best wishes to the happy couple parents.

Academy Award-winning director Sydney Pollack died in Los Angeles on Monday, May 26 at the age of 73. He had been diagnosed with cancer about 9 months ago. Pollack had commercial and artistic success with a broad range of movies from comedies like Tootsie to dramatic masterpieces like Out of Africa. He is most recognizable for his acting roles in various films, but his primary contribution to the art of movie making was through directing.

RIP.