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Seal just wasn’t having any of the paparazzi last night. He and his wife, Heidi Klum, were leaving Maestro’s restaurant when he refused to shake the hand extended by a paps. He said, ‘Why would I shake hands with scum?’. Woah! He was pissed about something and he didn’t stop there. He called the cockroaches and said they ruin people’s lives. They tried to pull Heidi into it, but she kept her quiet and stayed close to her husband.
source: Celebitchy
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Seal and Heidi Klum had so much fun for Halloween they weren’t quite ready to let it go. So they celebrated Thanksgiving pretty much the same way. They are the new faces of Volkswagon.
photos: I’m not Obsessed
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Heidi Klum and Seal have quite a love story. I was just reading about their backgrounds and commitment to each other. Its inspiring really.
Of course, Heidi told the Oprah and the world that when she first saw her future husband, one of the first things she noticed about him was the bulge in his pants. She has no problem telling people that he’s hung like a horse. Seal has recently mentioned that with their youngest being 11 months old, this is the longest period of time he’s known his wife with her not being pregnant. He says she’s got her body back and that its real good fun. He also enjoys her famously named boobs, Hans and Franz.
Obviously, the bloom isn’t off the rose
Seal’s story of pulling himself up from a broken childhood in the deepest poverty is one that is well worth the read. Heidi hired a detective to find the foster family that provided him with an oasis of peace in the midst of the hardships of his childhood. He was reunited with them on that Oprah show.
Read more of their story here.

Seal’s new CD System is scheduled for release on November 12th on Warner Bros.