One star I think about when I hear ‘plastic surgery’ is Tori Spelling. It does not matter how much plastic surgery you give this girl, her face is still long, her eyes are still far apart, and she just plain out is still unattractive. Now grant it, she is a lot better looking than she use to be back before daddy Aaron Spelling tried to help her out. But here is what I think she doesn’t realize:

Tori, the ‘plastic’ qualities that you have now, will not be passed to your children. That is right, your children are inheriting your pre-plastic surgery look. Someone should also let her husband know that too.

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We’ve seen a lot of pictures of Nicollete Sheridan on the beach in bikinis the last few days. She looks pretty good. It looks like she might have had a little help with smoothing and lifting since the photo (above and left) in 2005 was taken.

The recent bikini pictures were taken while vacationed on the beach with fiancé Michael Bolton. From the looks of it he likes her bum too.

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Joan Van Ark of Knots Landing fame has made a mess of trying to look 20 when she is, in fact, 64 years old. This is proof positive that any benefits from cosmetic surgery can be taken too far. Aside from the fact she looks like a skeleton, she also looks like a cadaver. Her painted on eyebrows, too heavy eye make-up and caked-on make-up is off-set by a complete lack of lipstick. Did they bring her to this event straight from the morgue?

Hey, none of us LIKE getting older, but we do. Having some wrinkles and sagging looks a hell of a lot better than THIS!

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Time has taken an about face for JK Rowling! Has she had plastic surgery or is it good make-up. Has the stress of being broke left her and made her look younger? I don’t know. You tell me.

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Jenna Jameson is morphing herself from a beautiful young porn queen into a middle aged crack head drag queen. All with the help of too much plastic surgery.

Her once soft skin now looks like alligator hide and we aren’t even going to comment on the facial features. Well, other than to say JENNA, SToP IT! She looked so much better before.

What do you think? Has she taken it too far?

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Happy Birthday, Melanie Griffith! It’s just ashamed she can’t smile about it. The skin in her face is just too tight for a smile anymore.

The once beautiful Griffith turned 50 today and would probably still be looking pretty good if she could just stay away from the plastic surgery. It looks like she’s had even more recently and more collagen in her lips (as if they weren’t already over the top pouty). And is that the start of upward slanting eyes I’m noticing? Those eyes are a sure sign that it’s time to stop going under the knife.

Here’s a couple of before and afters of Melanie …

It’s been a progression …

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Here’s Melanie with and without make-up (as long as we are scrutinizing her face!) …

Her younger Spanish hunk husband, Antonio Banderas, says he likes her the way she is and wants to grow old with her, wrinkles and all. Apparently, she either isn’t listening or doesn’t believe him …

It’s really too bad she can’t smile anymore.

Related: Celebrity Plastic Surgery (video)

I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty … dang, now I can’t get that song out of my head!

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Donatella Versace, the once muse and business partner to her brother Gianni Versace, has messed her face up.

Talk about not knowing when to stop, she’d give Michael Jackson a run for his money. Well, maybe not Michael Jackson, but close to it. Is it just me, or don’t you think that growing older with some grace and dignity is better than mutilating yourself in the hopes of looking 20 forever? You don’t look 20, surgery or no surgery. You just look mutilated.

Donatella claims to have been born in the 60s. She doesn’t give an exact date that I’ve found, but her claim is ‘the 60s’. What do you think? It’s hard to tell with the major mutilation going on.

She was once quite beautiful, and now is …. this …..

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I don’t have anything against a nip and a tuck here and there, but you have to know when you’ve moving from a little improvement into a whole nuther zone.

Look away. Quick. It’s painful to look at.

hat tip: Celebrity Plastic Surgery/Celebrity News

You may or may not know who Catherine Bell is. If you watch JAG or Army Wives you’ll recognize her in her ‘before’ pics. You probably won’t recognize her in her ‘after’ pics.

It’s hard to recognize her with her skin, hair and nose so different. I guess she wanted a more Hollywood look, so she took a page out of Michael Jackson’s book and effed up her nose completely.

Now she looks like every other Hollywood cookie-cutter starlet, only with a very pointy nose.

Before she ruined her nose …

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After she ruined her nose …

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h/t: dlisted, photos: I Don’t Like You In That Way

Taylor Dayne Thursday night in Beverly Hills

When is another plastic surgery too much plastic surgery? I think, perhaps, when you can’t move your face anymore. 45-year-old singer Taylor Dayne looks to be in just that predicament. Even her hair line looks unnatural. It’s kinda sad really.

Taylor Dayne before plastic surgery

For old times sake, here’s a Taylor Dayne vid from her prime in the 80s.

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