All nudes are not created equal. This is absolute proof of that truism. I have to give Amy Winehouse credit for trying to do something good with her fame. But then again, many people are clawing their eyes out even as I type this. The naked Amy will appear in the April issue of British women’s magazine Easy Living. I suppose it makes sense that she’s getting naked for a women’s magazine.

Fortunately for everyone, some strategically placed pieces of duck tape, her guitar, shadows and light save us from the full effect of scars, scratches, bloody wounds and oozing sores as part of the visual. I’m starting to feel really dirty now and getting some burning and itching sensations. I might should start an anti-biotic stat. Can you catch something from looking at the picture?

source: Radar Online

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You know you’ve had the same do too long when you change your style and it makes headlines. Its not a BIG change, but its a tad shorter and had a little bit of a curl on the end. She’s obviously trying to update her style an inch at a time.

Kate Moss took her latest lover, guitarist Jamie Hince, to Paris for a romantic vacation. We can only guess as to why they look worn out and shabby. But they look happy to be together and are obviously enjoying the City of Lights. Kate was overcome with affection and licked Jamie on his neck. GET A ROOM!

Ashton Kutcher gives a little tease in his whitie tighties … not that little of a tease actually. He’s posing as a robot, which doesn’t seem like that far of a stretch to me. But then, I’m not his biggest fan. He does make a nice arm accessory for Demi though and there’s something to be said for that.

Natalie Portman is so beautiful and this exotic look just emphasizes her exotic beauty. She’s pictured here on the set of New York, I Love You.

Photos: Wizbang Pop!

Michelle Williams posed for Elle Magazine’s April 2008 issue in the weeks before the death of her long-time lover and baby daddy, Heath Ledger. The photos are now available along with an interview in Elle.

I’m not crazy about this photo shoot. It looks thrown together without any real theme. The black and whites look washed out. Her only accessory is a band aid on her arm. The shadows and light just aren’t working for me … but to each their own.

Angelina Jolie takes the kids out walking in New Orleans. They look so relaxed and comfortable. Apparently, Shiloh fell and got a boo-boo, but she was fine after a minute. They all look like little ducklings in a row don’t they?

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I swear, every picture I’ve seen of the Federline kids since they’ve been taken out of the insanity that is Britney Spears‘ life, they look healthier, happier and cleaner. I don’t know why Jayden James was out with his bodyguard shopping - but doesn’t he look so much better. You can tell the kid feels more safe and secure and happier. It may be this guy and his nanny providing him with the security - who knows. I just know they are obviously better off without the midnight rides to Rite Aid with their crazy mother.