Maxim Online has come out with another list. This one is their list of Famous People Who Look Like They Smell. We’ve all seen people like this. People that we know smell even if we’ve never been with them. They just LOOK like they smell. Click on the Maxim link to see what Maxim has to say about their choices.

Here’s Maxim’s list of probably smelling celebrities …. (click on images to smell enlarge)

16. Mark Boone, Jr. (Batman Begins)


15. Flavor Flav


14. Billy Joel


13. Louie Anderson


12. Woody Allen


11. Meat Loaf


10. Pete Doherty


9. Amy Winehouse


8. Steve Buscemi


7. Paul Giamatti


6. Rob Schneider


5. Cisco Adler (The Rock Life)


4. Dennis Franz (NYPD Blue)


3. Nick Nolte


2. John Madden (Sunday Night Football)


1. Andy Rooney

There’s a few I might add … like Michael Moore, Blake Fielder-Civil, the guy who played Crocodile Dundee (I’m too lazy to look up his name). I think I’d add Pete Doherty at least twice or having him higher on the list. That guy is just disgusting to me.

Who would you add? Do you agree with the list? HAHA

hat-tip: Gone Hollywood

You didn’t think David Beckham paid for the Beckham lifestyle just playing soccer did you? Hey - the guy can sell anything without once opening his mouth and speaking in his squeaky little girl voice. Especially with his shirt off.

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photos Hollywood Scoop

How many male models does it take to model one itsy-bitsy black swimsuit? Who cares???

Miss Universe 2004, Jennifer Hawkins, walks the catwalk with as many male models as it takes for the Myer spring/summer collection launch. The Australian beauty is just drop dead gorgeous. The guys ain’t bad either.

TMZ

Seriously! Matthew McConaughey says he hasn’t worn deodorant in over 20 years.

Now you know.

Does that change how you think of him?

Elisabeth Hasselbeck showed off her pregnant belly on The View today. TMZ.com has the story and the video:

OMG, Hazel, you won’t believe what my HMM* did last night! Do you remember a post I wrote a few weeks ago about how my HMM just LOVES to pee outside? We have plenty of toilets, but he prefers to pee off the side of the porch or ANYWHERE outside.

Yesterday we decided to take a walk. It was almost dusk, and we were walking in an area out in the country. We walked past a very dusty area, and my HMM decided he needed to pee. I continued walking a few steps and paused to wait for him. He took a L-O-N-G time. Finally the tinkling noise of the pee hitting the dust stopped.

“Hey! Come here and see what I did!” he said proudly. “I peed ‘I love you’ in the dirt!”

I looked, and yes, he did. I didn’t know whether to go “EWWWWW!” or acknowledge the obvious sincerity in his gesture. Men have given me many gifts over the years, and men have done some unusual things to please me. However, as I mentioned to my HMM, no man has EVER peed his love for me.

Should I be flattered or insulted? He was quite proud of himself.

(*high maintenance man)

Adeline, that’s hilarious. You have had a spew alert on that! I think he truly loves you to do such a thing!

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I’ve always felt that eating two or three hot dogs was rather piggish - even without the buns. However, in food-eating contests, three - ten - twenty - even fifty hot dogs WITH buns isn’t enough to win. I don’t know how they do it. This is definitely not a stop-and-smell-the-roses activity. It’s all about cramming as much food into your mouth and down your throat as fast as possible. No time to appreciate taste or worry about table manners.

Here’s the winner - Joey Chestnut - showing off his trophy:

And a food-eating competition is not a pretty sight. Just take a look at Chestnut’s opponent - previous winner, Takeru Kobayashi. And this is not even one of the more disgusting photos.

Here’s the story:

American Captures Hot-Dog-Eating Crown
Chestnut Sets World Record as He Beats Defending Champ Kobayashi
Posted: 2007-07-04 16:26:18
Filed Under: More Sports
NEW YORK (July 4) - In a gut-busting showdown that combined drama, daring and indigestion, Joey Chestnut emerged Wednesday as the world’s hot-dog-eating champion, knocking off six-time winner Takeru Kobayashi in a rousing yet repulsive triumph.
Chestnut, the great red, white and blue hope in the annual Fourth of July competition, broke his own world record by inhaling 66 hot dogs in 12 minutes - a staggering one every 10.9 seconds before a screaming crowd in Coney Island.

“If I needed to eat another one right now, I could,” the 23-year-old Californian said after receiving the mustard yellow belt emblematic of hot-dog-eating supremacy.

Kobayashi, the Japanese eating machine, recently had a wisdom tooth extracted and received chiropractic treatment due to a sore jaw. But the winner of every Nathan’s hot dog competition from 2001 to 2006 showed no ill effects as he stayed with Chestnut frank-for-frank until the very end of the 12-minute competition.

Kobayashi finished with 63 HDBs - hot dogs and buns eaten - in his best performance ever. His previous high in the annual competition was 53 1/2. The all-time record before Wednesday’s remarkable contest was Chestnut’s 59 1/2, set just last month.

The two gustatory gladiators quickly distanced themselves from the rest of the 17 competitors, processing more beef than a slaughterhouse within the first few minutes. The two had each downed 60 hot dogs with 60 seconds to go when Chestnut - the veins on his forehead extended - put away the final franks to end Kobayashi’s reign.

Hazel, I don’t know how this works, but HOW do their stomachs hold so much food? Do they throw it up after the contest ends - or can they throw up during the contest? And WHO would want to be in such a contest.

Adeline, I hate to say this, by my husband was watching this contest earlier today. It was really gross towards the end. The funniest thing to me was the announcer who really got into it. You’d have thought he was announcing a horse race. He made comments like, ‘this is the most important win in an American sport in …. ‘ I can’t remember how long he said, but I think he was indulging in just a little bit of hyperbole!

Hazel, I know you’ve already written about this, but I couldn’t resist putting my two cents worth in.

As you know, according to TMZ, there’s a sex tape of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo that’s so hot . . . well it not only includes a hot tub make-out session, but a hot tub sex session that supposedly would make Paris’ sex tape look a little tame. The tape was made by some Mexican photographers hiding in bushes, in a tree or somewhere unseen by Lachey and Minnillo. So Nick’s lawyer is threatening lawsuits to anyone who publishes the tape. Check out TMZ to read the whole story.

I remember some of my own outdoor frolics in the not-so-distant past. I think most folks - at one time or another - have enjoyed some intimate moments out in nature. I’m sure glad there were no photographers around for my escapades! That’s the benefit of not being a celebrity, I guess.

For someone with the celebrity of Lachey and Minnillo, I agree with you, Hazel . . . GET A ROOM!

A little scandal in the “Skating with Celebrities” world.

‘Skating With Celebrities’ star Kristy Swanson tells PEOPLE magazine that she didn’t break up the marriage between her skating partner Lloyd Eisler and his then-wife Marcia O’Brien.

Swanson, who gave birth to a son with Eisler last February, says “I’m not a homewrecker. Lloyd and Marcia were separated before I ever met him.”

The original ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ was paired with Eisler for the reality competition, and sparks flew. But their romance caused a stir, since Eisler’s wife was eight months pregnant at the time.

But the drama didn’t stop there. Police recently arrested Swanson for allegedly assaulting O’Brien. Swanson has since counter-sued, saying Eisler’s ex attacked her first.

“She attacked me, and I am confident that after the investigation is complete, the truth will come out,” Swanson tells the magazine.

Let me get this straight. Eisler’s wife was 8 months pregnant when he hooked up with Swanson - and now she’s has also had a baby with him. Don’t these celebrities know about birth control? Hazel, I swear this story reminds me of K-Fed and Britney. Some men seem driven to impregnate as many women as possible.

And as far as Swanson’s declaration that she’s not a homewrecker . . . it reminds me of what my dear old mother used to say: “Your actions are so loud, I can’t hear what you’re saying!”

And which was first: Dancing With The Stars or Skating With Celebrities?

Hazel, at the home I share with my adorable HMM, we have three perfectly good toilets. They’re clean, fully stocked with TP, hand soap, a sink and all the amenities. However, my HMM loves to stand on the edge of the patio and see how far he can pee. For that matter, he likes to stand anywhere outside and pees. However, porches and patios are particularly attractive to him as a launching site.

“Hey, watch this!” he’ll call to me, and I will stand there and ooh and aah over his incredible peeing skills. Apparently, the higher and further the pee goes, the more manly he considers himself.

I swear one of these days he’s going to throw out his back from thrusting so hard while he’s peeing in an attempt to get his pee to land further out than before.

So what is it with men wanting to pee outside?

That’s hilarious! I don’t know what it is, but as far as I know they all do it. I’m sure that’s where the saying ‘pissing contest’ came from! lol hazel