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Want some used breast implants for Christmas? If you do then Mary Carey’s got just the right gift for you! She is auctioning hers off. You remember her? She’s the porn star that ran for governor of California. Yep, whatever you have to do to get publicity. BTW, the implants she’s auctioning are 36-D. She removed them and had 36-DDDs (that’s 3 Ds) put in. Hey, a girls gotta make a living!
The proceeds from her breasts implants will go to breast cancer research. I don’t know if that means she’s going to be researching her own breasts or actually giving the proceeds to a medical institute that researches breasts. That sounds jaded of me, doesn’t it! ha!

