Kylie Minogue has a momentary lapse in fashion judgment. Well, it wasn’t momentary, it lasted a whole evening. She wore two astonishing outfits at the NRJ awards in Cannes over the weekend. The outfit above is particularly stunning for its awfulness. Its not just the overwhelming whatever that is around her neck. It almost covers up her face, but what about the holes under the arms?

Then you have the number below. What’s with the big black garbage bag bow wrapping that whole splattered paint look.

I guess anyone can have a lapse in style now and then, even Kylie Minogue who is usually known for a bit more tasteful style.

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Kylie Minogue really got into her recent visit to risqué lingerie designer Kiki De Montparnasse’s new sex shop in Chelsea last week to fill her basket with silk lingerie. She did a photoshoot wearing one of Kiki’s blindfolds and liked it so much she came back to check out the entire inventory. Bondage whips, massage candles and more - oh my! It sounds like Kylie fell in love with Kiki’s collection.

In the images, Kylie is wearing, among other things, a black PVC swimsuit with a buckled black leather breastplate, pink armpiece and fishnet stockings.

Kylie Minogue is set to give lessons on how to drive our audience wild. If all else fails put on a conical basque and fishnet tights and sing your song Sensitized while riding a leather bucking bronco. Add almost naked Crazy Horse Girls flown in from Paris as backup dancers.

That’s what she’s set to do on her ITV special.

Its not her first time riding a bronco. She did it before in for a lingerie ad. That time she rode a velvet one in nothing but a bra and panties. That ad got banned but I’ve included a picture of it below.

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