Chelsy Davy has broken up with Prince Harry of Britain. She has been his long-time girlfriend. But over the past few months she has appeared to be very unhappy.

She is attending school at Leeds in Northern England. Its been reported over the past few months that she’s been terribly unhappy there and has made every excuse to go to London to be with Harry. The problem has been that Harry hasn’t made much of an effort to go see her at Leeds. One time he left her waiting in the airport for hours before he got there to pick her up for a weekend visit. He has also chosen other activities rather than spend time with her. For instance, he went to France to watch a rugby match rather than attend her 22nd birthday party.

I’m sure its been frustrating for her to move to England and attend Leeds at his recommendation only to have him ignore her when she gets there. She’s 6,000 miles from her home and friends in Zimbabwe. Harry, on the other hand, seems to be increasingly out of control with his drinking and frustration that he is not being allowed to be deployed with his military unit. He seems to have lost his motivation to succeed with his Army career. This is a lot of stress for the young couple to deal with.

Its not easy being Royal.

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Vincent Margera, aka Don Vito,, who is Bam Margera’s crazy uncle on MTV’s ‘Viva La Bam‘, has been convicted on two charges of Sexual Assault on a Child for an incident that occurred at a Denver mall last year. He was accused of fondling three girls, ages 12 and 13.

Excuse me, I have to go puke.

Okay, back.

He’s still facing 12 felony charges of violating bail. He’s due to be sentenced on December 20th.

When the verdict came down on the two charges of child sexual assault, this fat, disgusting, crazy, ugly, disgusting, overgrown little boy fell on the floor and cried and wailed like a little overly dramatic little girl. No, that’s insulting to little girls. He rolled around on the floor cussing and crying, ‘Just kill me now!’.

They drug his lard ass off to jail.

Excuse me, I have to go puke again.

The Brits are not at all happy with the way medieval Britain is being portrayed in the BBC Drama The Tudors. They are having entirely too much sex!

The American made drama about the Tudors (obviously!) is porn-style pseudo-historical and not at all accurate. Everybody is having sex with every body.

Never mind that pretty much nothing is accurate in the portrayals. Henry VII was not a brooding slender dark haired man. The carriages they use in the show hadn’t been invented in the 1500s. Neither had the radiators that are in the scenes. They also didn’t have paved roads. But in this show, they had all those things and more. Plus, they had sex with everybody, everywhere.

I get their point. That’s all some people will ever know about the Tudors. Some people take these shows as fact, regardless of what anyone says. I get it, k?

What I take exception to is the Brits calling it the ‘Americanization’ of history. They call it ‘dumbing down’ for an American audience. Thanks a lot cousins! Hrumpt. They say that as though its a bad thing!

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The Japanese are making robots more and more sophisticated. They have robots that help with the elderly, robots that give you a massage, robots that dance and wine steward robots.

“There’s a trend of robots becoming more human-like in appearance and coming more in contact with humans,” Levy said. “At first robots were used impersonally, in factories where they helped build automobiles, for instance. Then they were used in offices to deliver mail, or to show visitors around museums, or in homes as vacuum cleaners, such as with the Roomba. Now you have robot toys, like Sony’s Aibo robot dog, or Tickle Me Elmos, or digital pets like Tamagotchis.”

In his thesis, “Intimate Relationships with Artificial Partners,” Levy conjectures that robots will become so human-like in appearance, function and personality that many people will fall in love with them, have sex with them and even marry them.

“It may sound a little weird, but it isn’t,” Levy said. “Love and sex with robots are inevitable.”

Just think, a husband without all the complications. I bet the robot will even pick its underwear up out of the floor. It’ll probably really catch on.

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Time has taken an about face for JK Rowling! Has she had plastic surgery or is it good make-up. Has the stress of being broke left her and made her look younger? I don’t know. You tell me.

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Holy crap! The Spice Girls are gearing up for their world tour in full-throttle spicy-style flair and decadence. They’ve set aside a budget of $10 or so million for three jets to get them from place to place.

The jets are dubbed Spice Force One, two and three. Two and three are just for the dancer, stage hands, equipment and other random necessities for the tour. Spice Force One is for the Girls and that’s means lux-ur-y. X-treme Luxury!

Spice Force One is called a flying palace. It features - are you ready? - a creche, make-up parlor, dining room, business center, state-of-the-art bathrooms, a media center and sleeping quarters. The girls will be traveling with their families, staff, make-up artists, bodyguards, wardrobe assistants, nannies, did I leave anyone out?

A girl needs her things about her, you know.

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Janis Joplin, the Queen of Rock, died on this day in history in 1970. She died of a heroin overdose at the Landmark Hotel in Hollywood. She was definitely one of a kind and her impact on the Blues and Rock and Roll has been enduring.

You know, the thing Abraham Lincoln said about it’s better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you are a fool than open it and prove them right. Well, I think the kindest thing I can think to say right now is that Caitlin Upton doesn’t think fast on her feet. Ah, um, such as, it is reasonable that people not having maps would prevent them from finding the U.S.A. on maps.

I may be going out on a limb here, but I’m guessing she doesn’t know how to spell U.S.A.

It seems to me that Caitlin would fit right in with the likes of Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. There may be a future for her in vapid partying for a living.

Michael Vick got notification from NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell that he is indefinitely suspended without pay from the National Football League. The Falcons concurred and the Humane society put in their two cents worth too.

Michael Vick reacted with his usual class and dignity ……

I think this is the real Michael Vick as opposed to the guy who has tried to act innocent and then remorseful right up to the point that he was trapped like a rat by his own lies.

T.H.U.G.

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Rock star David Coverdale of Whitesnake had a run-in with a black bear in his home in Lake Tahoe, Nevada. The bear broke in through a guest room on Wednesday morning and Coverdale ran him out of the house with an air horn canister.

Coverdale writes about the close encounter on his website.

The British singer, formerly of Deep Purple, said bear attacks had become a “daily worry” and that authorities had warned he may have to move out.

His first face-to-face encounter with a bear came in July, as he was “rinsing a cup or two at the kitchen sink”.

“I don’t mind telling you I almost succumbed to an involuntary bowel movement,” Coverdale told fans online.

The singer said he could feel the animal’s breath on his hand as he closed the kitchen window, before he “ran around” the house to make sure all the other entrances and exits were secure.

“I’d like to think it was the smell of my fab cooking that seduced him,” said Coverdale, “but it was only a slightly charred bagel!”

As we humans are taking up more space the black bears are getting less wary of us resulting in an increase in human to bear run-ins of this sort, especially in that area of the country.

Coverdale has had run-ins with black bears before.

The most recent incident saw a different bear break into the house though a sliding glass door, which had been left ajar by a guest.

The animal also took the opportunity to swim in the singer’s pool.

“We now have a big bear trap in the garden,” said Coverdale.

“For some reason, I don’t think these guys care for rock!”

The Lake Tahoe area, on the border of California and Nevada, is experiencing a rise in bear home invasions.

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He’s hot. He’s sexy. He can sing. He can fight black bears. He rocks!