J.K. Rowling looked stunning when she attended the British Book Awards to pick up a Lifetime Achievement Award. The problem she had was that her neckline was plunging a little more than she might have intended. Hey, the woman has it so she might as well show it off. She struggled with it all evening, having to hike up her top from time to time. Then suddenly, her publicist, Mark Hutchinson, helped her with her modesty and got a handful.

The funniest part is his embarrassment over it. He declared he didn’t remember. Then he said he was going for the strap and never actually touched her breasts. Then he said it was probably the angle of the camera. Bloody hell man! Quit being so British. We see the look on your face. You loved it. Own it.

Actor Stanley Kamel was found dead yesterday in his Hollywood home yesterday. He was 65. As of now the cause of death is not known. Kamel is best known for playing Dr. Charles Kroger on ‘Monk’.

The AP is reporting that legendary actor, civil rights leader and political activist Charlton Heston has passed away on Saturday evening at the age of 84. He died at home with his wife of 64 years, Lydia. He and Lydia had two children, Fraser Clarke Heston, Holly Heston Rochell and three grandchildren, Jack Alexander Heston, Ridley Rochell and Charlie Rochell.

In 2002, Heston revealed that he had symptoms consistent with Alzheimer’s disease, saying, “I must reconcile courage and surrender in equal measure.”

A private memorial service will be held. The family has requested that, in lieu of flowers, donations be made to the Motion Picture and Television Fund:

MPTF
22212 Ventura Boulevard, Suite 300
Woodland Hills, CA 91364
www.mptvfund.org

Read more about Mr. Heston here.

Christine Prody is O.J. Simpson’s long-time girlfriend is in the hospital with a severe head injury and massive bruising all over her body. O. J.’s explanation is that Prody fell down while she was drunk. She was rushed to the hospital after she collapsed at a gas station. It was discovered that her brain was bleeding and there was no trace of alcohol in her blood. A detective stated that he had never seen a woman with such severe bruises before.

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Apparently, Chelsy Davy has been trying to quit smoking but so far hasn’t had any success at quitting. This story is proof positive that with pretty much everybody in Hollywood and London in rehab these days we are scraping the bottom of the barrel looking for celebrity gossip. Popwrecks can be very selfish like that.

She doesn’t look very royal in that photo, does she?

As the investigation into Princess Diana’s death continues, copies of her love letters to Dodi Fayed have been released, according to this story:

In a letter thanking Fayed for a six-day holiday on his yacht in the summer of 1997, Diana wrote: “This comes with all the love in the world and as always a million heartfelt thanks for bringing such joy into this chick’s life.”

Michael Mansfield, a lawyer for Fayed’s father, Mohamed Al Fayed, also produced a letter which the princess sent with a gift of cufflinks.

“Darling Dodi, these cufflinks were the very last gift from the man I loved most in the world, my father,” she wrote.

“They are given to you as I know how much joy it would give him to know they were in such safe and special hands. Fondest love, Diana.”

I think the notes are rather sweet. My god! She gave him cufflinks that were the very last gift from her father. She must’ve really love Dodi.

Just keeping you informed. This is an easy to understand explanation of what the writer’s in Hollywood are striking for and why they are striking.

Chelsy Davy has broken up with Prince Harry of Britain. She has been his long-time girlfriend. But over the past few months she has appeared to be very unhappy.

She is attending school at Leeds in Northern England. Its been reported over the past few months that she’s been terribly unhappy there and has made every excuse to go to London to be with Harry. The problem has been that Harry hasn’t made much of an effort to go see her at Leeds. One time he left her waiting in the airport for hours before he got there to pick her up for a weekend visit. He has also chosen other activities rather than spend time with her. For instance, he went to France to watch a rugby match rather than attend her 22nd birthday party.

I’m sure its been frustrating for her to move to England and attend Leeds at his recommendation only to have him ignore her when she gets there. She’s 6,000 miles from her home and friends in Zimbabwe. Harry, on the other hand, seems to be increasingly out of control with his drinking and frustration that he is not being allowed to be deployed with his military unit. He seems to have lost his motivation to succeed with his Army career. This is a lot of stress for the young couple to deal with.

Its not easy being Royal.

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Vincent Margera, aka Don Vito,, who is Bam Margera’s crazy uncle on MTV’s ‘Viva La Bam‘, has been convicted on two charges of Sexual Assault on a Child for an incident that occurred at a Denver mall last year. He was accused of fondling three girls, ages 12 and 13.

Excuse me, I have to go puke.

Okay, back.

He’s still facing 12 felony charges of violating bail. He’s due to be sentenced on December 20th.

When the verdict came down on the two charges of child sexual assault, this fat, disgusting, crazy, ugly, disgusting, overgrown little boy fell on the floor and cried and wailed like a little overly dramatic little girl. No, that’s insulting to little girls. He rolled around on the floor cussing and crying, ‘Just kill me now!’.

They drug his lard ass off to jail.

Excuse me, I have to go puke again.

The Brits are not at all happy with the way medieval Britain is being portrayed in the BBC Drama The Tudors. They are having entirely too much sex!

The American made drama about the Tudors (obviously!) is porn-style pseudo-historical and not at all accurate. Everybody is having sex with every body.

Never mind that pretty much nothing is accurate in the portrayals. Henry VII was not a brooding slender dark haired man. The carriages they use in the show hadn’t been invented in the 1500s. Neither had the radiators that are in the scenes. They also didn’t have paved roads. But in this show, they had all those things and more. Plus, they had sex with everybody, everywhere.

I get their point. That’s all some people will ever know about the Tudors. Some people take these shows as fact, regardless of what anyone says. I get it, k?

What I take exception to is the Brits calling it the ‘Americanization’ of history. They call it ‘dumbing down’ for an American audience. Thanks a lot cousins! Hrumpt. They say that as though its a bad thing!

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