What is it with the women in Rod Stewart’s life? They all seem to model for Ultimo. First it was one wife who they dumped for another wife. Then it was one of his older daughters Kimberly. Now its his 20-year-old daughter Ruby. They say Rod wasn’t happy with Ruby shooting this campaign and in fact tried to stop the shoot, but she did it anyway. Don’t you just know they have truckloads of Ultimo lingerie.

She’s pretty even though she looks just like her father. I don’t think she’s all that special though. Personally, I don’t think she’d have gotten the job if she hadn’t been Rod Stewart’s daughter. What do you think?

Monica Bellucci

You have to love Maxim’s lists! They are great. So, we had Maxim’s list of Unsexiest Women and now we have the list of Sexiests Pregnant Women.

Monica Bellucci is on the cover. Other sexy pregnant women who made the lists are Angelina Jolie, Brooke Burke, Christina Aguilera, Gwen Stefanie, Halle Berry, Heidi Klum, Jaime Pressly and Naomi Watts.

Seal and Heidi Klum had so much fun for Halloween they weren’t quite ready to let it go. So they celebrated Thanksgiving pretty much the same way. They are the new faces of Volkswagon.

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Being rich and famous doesn’t translate to being beautiful. In fact, there are some celebrities who are just plain dog ugly. Some of them have done it to themselves and others were just born that way. Oddee has a list of the top 20 Ugliest Celebrities.

No list of ugly celebrities would be complete without the King of Pop Ugly - Michael Jackson. You know the old joke, he was a young handsome black man who grew up to be an ugly white woman.

Then there’s Marilyn Manson. The thing about this guy that I don’t get is that he’s associated with beautiful women from his ex Dita Von Teese to his current paramour Evan Rachel Wood. But hey, he looks a lot better when you are looking at him through the glare of the gold in his bank account.

Dang girl!!! Holy crap! Quit with the plastic surgery. Jocelyn Wildenstein has just flat out ruined herself. I wonder what she looked like before her billionaire husband spent $4Million on plastic surgery. *shudder*

Shane MacGowan is considered one of the most important Irish songwriters and poets of his generation. Its a good thing he is rich and famous cause he won’t get anywhere on his looks. This is one guy who might SHOULD consider plastic surgery!

No ugly celebrity list is complete without the once beautiful Donatella Versace who has plastic surgeried herself onto lists like this. What a shame! She does have talent and is super wealthy so I guess she can thumb her nose at all of us that makes these lists.

Attitude, temper, mean-spirited bully are just the tip of the iceberg for Rosie O’Donnell. There are just so many ways this woman is ugly. How can we count them all?

Oddee has more ugly celebrities - I just picked a few for here. I have to admit that I have a hard time making fun of people who might have made this list due to disfiguring disease, so I left a few off this list - but you can read more there.

Heidi Klum LOVES her boobs! I mean she loves them - really! Seriously loves them. She’s having some silly fun with them in this video.

She made this video in preparation for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on December 4th. I’m not sure what its supposed to be about - well, its about her boobs - but I mean I don’t know if its supposed to sell bras or is it just about boobs.

Maybe this is what Seal meant when he said her body was ‘real good fun’.

Naomi Campbell is seen here going to a friends, Davinia Taylor, 30th birthday party in London over the weekend. I hope its a costume party. If it IS a costume party, what is she?

I actually have some suggestions about what she might be dressed as, but I checked the pictures really closely and even though I didn’t see a cell phone I decided she could do some damage with those sports shoes she’s carrying. And WHY is she carrying those? Is that in case she needs to make a quick get-away? She could be hiding a cell phone in that jacket - anywhere in that jacket. There’s plenty of room. I’m sure she doesn’t have one in her tights anywhere. Maybe there’s one in the fanny pack!

I see someone in the background with a clown outfit on, so I think this outfit is intentional. I think she looks really fantastic. Love the jacket. Love the fanny pack. Love the little do-hicky things in her hair. Love the cheetah print tights. Love the look. It all pulls together perfectly and doesn’t look at all like a crack whore working 55th Street who pieced together an outfit out of the dumpster on the corner. Not at all.

You look great, Naomi. Please don’t hit me with a jewel encrusted phone. K?

This is Jessica Simpson doing what she does best … looking good! Her love life is a big question mark. I hear that she’s not seeing Owen Wilson anymore. Her movie trailer came out for Major Movie Star … God help us! She’s more than a little goofy. But she DOES look good.

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Here’s Mary Kate and Ashley at Neiman Marcus, launching their new line, “Elizabeth and James“.

I have a set of dinner napkins EXACTLY like the scarf Ashley is wearing! Or Mary Kate? The blue scarf. Who would’ve known! I just use them for napkins.

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You asked for it, you got it! You want more of Heidi Klum, well here she is at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show after party last night and she forgot her underwear. Braless, panty-less and backless.

No one was complaining.

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We have gotten some requests for more photos of Heidi Klum. Geez guys, okay! I’ve searched high and low and come up with these pics of Heidi in a sheet. I know you like it, don’t cha?

This is Heidi in a sheet doing the December 2007 issue of Max Magazine.

In related news she’s thinking of starting to have Naked Sundays with her husband Seal. Seal seems to be okay with that. He says her body is good fun …

“You know Christina Aguilera has ‘Naked Sundays’? I might have to copy her and do that. I’ll do ‘Seal and Heidi’s Naked Sunday’. One day in bed without our clothes on.” The Victoria’s Secret stunner revealed the pair like to enjoy romps in the ATTIC, while Seal added: “This is the longest time I’ve known Heidi without her being pregnant. She’s got her body back and it’s real good fun!”

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