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Models.com calls Heidi Klum no mere sexy mortal, but a force of nature. With that they anointed her the sexiest model in the world. All I can say is, Well, duh!
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What do huge fake perfect boobs on a perfectly shaped body covered with perfectly flawless skin topped off with perfectly classical features get you? It gets you fake beads glued to your nipples so you can be topless on the cover of the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. That’s what happened to Marisa Miller this year. You can check her and others out at Sports Illustrated.
Of course you want to see her in nothing but body paint too don’t cha …

Victoria Beckham actually broke out in what for all the world looks like a genuine smile! Woah! THAT doesn’t happen every day. She should do it more often. It looks pretty good on her face. I thought her teeth were bad or something since she keeps her mouth so tight - but they look just fine. She’s pictured here at the Project Runway Season 4 Fall 2008 fashion show on February 8th. She was sitting with the regular judges, Nina Garcia (not pictured), Michael Kors (left) and Heidi Klum (right).
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The world’s most friendly exes got together this weekend for Ashton Kutcher’s 30th birthday. The happy extended family includes Kutcher’s 15-year-older wife Demi Moore, her ex-husband Bruce Willis and of course, Bruce and Demi’s children, Rumer Willis, 19, Scout, 16, and Tallulah-Belle, 14. Well now, that was a mouthful.
Bruce trumped Demi at the birthday party though. He showed up with his 29-year-old lingerie model girlfriend, Emma Heming. Prior to that he had been the one to smile and be happy around Demi and her 29-year-old boy toy Ashton. Now that Ashton is 30 and Bruce is 52, and that Emma is a younger version of Demi, I think that means Bruce wins.
Hopefully, Heming will be able to get along with Demi as this is the closest exes ever and anyone who comes into this family with complicated connections has to be able to take the whole group of them with whomever they are hooking up with.
I have no idea if that makes any sense. I doubt you or I care if it does cause the pictures speak for themselves.


How happy do you think Leonardo DiCaprio is! He looks like one happy dude and with good reason. That’s his super hot supermodel girlfriend, Israeli Supermodel, Bar Refaeli. Leo used to date Gisele Bundchen and Bar is way hotter than Gisele. I know I’m a girl and that probably explains why the first thing I noticed in these pictures is how TINY Leonardo’s feet are. I can’t get over that, its all I see in the photos. I guess when your wallet is as big of his the size of your feet just aren’t that important! Heh!
photos: Egotastic!
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Gisele Bundchen said that if the Patriots lost the Super Bowl she was going to run naked through midtown Manhattan. Then bitch went back on her word.
“It was a mistake and I’m sorry I said it. I don’t know what I could have been thinking — Midtown Manhattan is a parking lot any time of day or night. It’d take 30 minutes just to make it from the Theater District to 34th Street. And what if I ran into the Naked Cowboy and had to pose for pictures with every out-of-town Tom, Dick and Harry? Tack on another 30 minutes, easily. How ’bout I simply flashed my breasts from a billboard in Times Square and call it a day … will that work?”
Well, at least she offered to flash her breasts, but I bet she doesn’t do it. All talk and no action. She may let you down, but I won’t. As a consolation prize I’m posting these photos of her in a bikini playing around in the surf. Sorry, but that’s the best we can do cause she backed out of her promise. Sheesh!
What kind of message do you want on your little girl’s t-shirt? I’m sure you’ve seen some of the same messages I’ve seen on t-shirts, sweatshirts and other clothing girls wear. I’ve asked myself more than once what on earth the parents are thinking by letting their children wear something that gives those kinds of messages about their daughter.
How about making a choice that gives a message of success and power for your daughter. You can do just that with Girl Mogul. They specialize in designs that inspire and encourage girls to achieve.
If you take a look at their website you will find slogans on t-shirts and other apparel that have ambitious slogans. Inspire your daughter to aspire to be a ‘Future Leader of the Free World’. Hey, why not? How about ‘Future Marine Biologist’, ‘Science is cool’, ‘Future CEO or ‘Future Chef Du Jour’. I particularly like, ‘Dream Big!’ because its really about dreaming big. Its about the girl finding what she’s interested in and reaching for it without limiting herself to whatever stereotypes my have been set up for her.
So dream big and help the girl in your life starting thinking along those lines. Put ambition on her t-shirts!
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French President Nicolas Sarkozy has been dating Italian model Carla Bruni and there are rumors they’ve gotten married. The French aren’t at all happy at the prospect of having Bruni as their First Lady. First of all, she’s Italian. Even though she was raised in France, she doesn’t like France and doesn’t mind saying so. She’s been known to say Paris is filthy and she hates being there. Another thing is that President Sarkozy has taken her on all sorts of trips and basically flaunts her in front of the paparazzi. The French think that’s offensive. They don’t like it a bit.
Another thing is that she’s known as a ‘man eater’ and has dated some pretty high profile rock stars and billionaires. She’s been involved in more than one scandal over the years involving her complicated love affairs and some of them are down right low down. Then to top it all off, there are nude photos of her all over the internet. The French are just a mess over the whole thing.
Carla doesn’t seem bothered a bit about the French not liking her. She calls Sarkozy her Napoleon.
For some reason, every time I hear anything about her and how much the French hate her, I expect to hear her say ‘Let them eat cake.’

Here’s a collection of her photos. Most are NSFW.
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