And why wouldn’t he be? He’s surrounded by women most of the time and he’s got a wallet the size of my house - which might have something to do with the women around him all the time. Not that he’s not hot - but the wallet helps. Okay, its more than the wallet. He’s hot, he’s in great shape, he’s funny, he’s a decent person and apparently, he loves his family. He’s got a lot going for him. I wonder if he’ll adopt me. Hell, he wouldn’t have to adopt me. If he can date Emma he can date me. She’s about Tallulah’s age, right? I’ll be good to him. Really. I will.

Victoria’s Secret model, Adriana Lima, gets naked for the cover of GQ. I suppose I could write more about her and about her photo shoot, but you aren’t reading this anyway because you are a bunch of horny dogs who don’t care about anything but looking at the pictures.

Seal just wasn’t having any of the paparazzi last night. He and his wife, Heidi Klum, were leaving Maestro’s restaurant when he refused to shake the hand extended by a paps. He said, ‘Why would I shake hands with scum?’. Woah! He was pissed about something and he didn’t stop there. He called the cockroaches and said they ruin people’s lives. They tried to pull Heidi into it, but she kept her quiet and stayed close to her husband.

source: Celebitchy

Kate Moss took her latest lover, guitarist Jamie Hince, to Paris for a romantic vacation. We can only guess as to why they look worn out and shabby. But they look happy to be together and are obviously enjoying the City of Lights. Kate was overcome with affection and licked Jamie on his neck. GET A ROOM!

Ashton Kutcher gives a little tease in his whitie tighties … not that little of a tease actually. He’s posing as a robot, which doesn’t seem like that far of a stretch to me. But then, I’m not his biggest fan. He does make a nice arm accessory for Demi though and there’s something to be said for that.

Demi Moore and her daughters posed for family photos and gave an interview for the April issue of Harper’s Bazaar. Demi, Rumer Willis (19), Scout (16) and Tallulah (12) had some interesting things to say in the interview.

Demi on how her daughters might have been impacted on having a step-father who is probably on posters on their friend’s walls:

I didn’t bring somebody into their lives lightly. I looked at Ashton and thought, He’s 25 [he's now 30]; it’s a lot to ask. Being with me isn’t about just being in a relationship with me; it’s about someone stepping into a situation where there is already a huge level of responsibility.

Demi on her close relationship with her ex Bruce Willis:

My daughters are a big part of what drove me to want to have a close relationship with Bruce. One of the most healing things for Bruce was seeing me meet someone who has brought me so much happiness. And I so much want the same for him. We get so much from being able to share holidays and spend time with all of us together. The kids don’t have to choose. They’re getting double the support, double the love, double the encouragement.

Demi on beauty:

Yes, without a doubt. Because no matter how good the outside maybe looks, it can provide you with only a fleeting moment of joy and fulfillment, leaving you to chase the next best thing. Eating well, taking care of yourself, and all of those things are important, but if you’re not happy, if you don’t have some inner peace, then none of that matters.

Look, I would be lying if I said I don’t have moments of panic when I look in the mirror and see things creeping in that weren’t there before. But now I stop, and instead of focusing on my flaws, I think about all that I have in my life. I have a wonderful marriage, I have three wonderful daughters, I have an incredible extended family, and I have loving, wonderful friends. Then when I look back in the mirror, the reflection I see isn’t so bad, because I’m seeing the beauty of my whole being and my whole life.

Previous St. John ads by Angelina Jolie.

I was going to think of some creative title for this post, but it wouldn’t have mattered. All you want to know that these are pictures of Heidi Klum in a sparkling bikini. So I stuck with that. Truth in advertising and all that. She’s sparkling from head to toe here and doing what she does - looking hot as hell in almost nothing while acting goofy and making faces. She’s such an adorable German!

Super sexy Brazilian supermodel Ana Beatriz Barros has done a photo shoot for Jennifer Lopez’ line. The beautiful model who has done Victoria’s Secret, Sports Illustrated, Guess, is now Jennifer Lopez‘ bitch. Who would’ve thought it.

Want more pictures … there’s a LOT of photos from various photo shoots under the fold. Some are NSFW.
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