Apparently, this guy was sleeping walking when his dick just happened to fall out of his pants. Actually, I think his hand just happened to go down the 16-year-old babysitters pants. Whoops!

PAULDING COUNTY, Ga. — A Paulding County man accused of sexual battery said he was walking in his sleep when the incident happened. And his lawyer said you don’t have intent to commit a crime if you’re asleep.

Scott Axleburg is on trial in the Paulding County Courthouse for aggravated sexual battery. The defense has said that you cannot be guilty if you don’t know what you’re doing.

“And when I woke up, Scott Axelburg had his hands down my pants,” said the babysitter.

A then 16-year-old girl described a night three years ago when she was babysitting overnight so the defendant and his family could get an early start to his son’s baseball tournament and she would be there with his toddlers.

Don’t you just hate when that happens?

P. E. R. V. E. R. T.

hat-tip Shadowscope

I have to go be sick now,
hazel

Hiya Hazel - People who molest kids should be neutered. Period. Actually that’s too kind. TTFN, Adeline

LONDON (AFP) - A pair of gay flamingos have adopted an abandoned chick, becoming parents after being together for six years, a British conservation organisation said Monday.

Carlos and Fernando had been desperate to start a family, even chasing other flamingos from their nests to take over their eggs at the Wildfowl and Wetlands Trust (WWT) in Slimbridge near Bristol.

But their egg-sitting prowess made them the top choice for taking an unhatched egg under their wings when one of the Greater Flamingo nests was abandoned.

The couple, together for six years, can feed chicks by producing milk in their throats.

“Fernando and Carlos are a same sex couple who have been known to steal other flamingos’ eggs by chasing them off their nest because they wanted to rear them themselves,” said WWT spokeswoman Jane Waghorn.

“They were rather good at sitting on eggs and hatching them so last week, when a nest was abandoned, it seemed like a good idea to make them surrogate parents.”

Gay flamingos are not uncommon, she added.

“If there aren’t enough females or they don’t hit it off with them, they will pair off with other males,” she said.

I had no idea there were gay flamingos. Why not, I guess. But I do wonder how the author of this article knows what the male flamingos were thinking when they ran other flamingos off their nests. Maybe they are just bullies? What happened to the chicks after they hatched their eggs?

Well, I do hope they will be good parents to the new little chick.

Ciao,
hazel

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Hiya Hazel - I don’t know - seems like the person who wrote about the gay pink flamingos might KNOW what he/she is talking about - from personal experience - know what I mean? What do you think? See ya! Adeline