One star I think about when I hear ‘plastic surgery’ is Tori Spelling. It does not matter how much plastic surgery you give this girl, her face is still long, her eyes are still far apart, and she just plain out is still unattractive. Now grant it, she is a lot better looking than she use to be back before daddy Aaron Spelling tried to help her out. But here is what I think she doesn’t realize:

Tori, the ‘plastic’ qualities that you have now, will not be passed to your children. That is right, your children are inheriting your pre-plastic surgery look. Someone should also let her husband know that too.

I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty … dang, now I can’t get that song out of my head!

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One wonders what “Tony and Dex” were thinking about when they decided that the perfect person to unite them as life partners was none other than . . . Tori Spelling! Yes, they chose Tori Spelling to officiate at their life partner ceremony.

The lack of depth and thought put into that decision does not bode well for their union.

Tori will OF COURSE use the ceremony as part of the reality show that she and her husband are doing at the bed and breakfast they operate.

And Tori worked hard for her license. She took an online course and expects to receive her certificate in the mail. Uh, does that mean she performed the ceremony without a certificate?

And Tony and Dex? Well they’ll have their fifteen minutes of questionable fame on a basically unwatched reality show. Hooray for them!

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Really now. Would you want to start your life together with a wedding ceremony led by Tori Spelling? Although I wish Tony and Dex many happy years together, I predict this union will be short-lived.