I don’t think we even needed to be told that Heather Mills’ public relationships person quit her. That was obvious a second into her raving lunatic rampage on the first of her television stops this morning. Either that or he needed to be fired immediately for incompetence.

Heather decided to revamp her image from a gold-digging demon who did a Beatle wrong into a victim. She did that by going on a couple of international television shows and ranting, raving, blaming and playing taped conversations with her recently ex, Paul McCartney. I’m betting her newly former PR people are making sure there isn’t anybody out there that doesn’t know they dumped her. They are probably burning up the phone lines telling people they tried to stop her, this wasn’t their idea. She says even Sir Paul tried to stop her. She said because he was trying to stop her from talking, it sounded to me like he might have actually be trying to save her from herself!

She came off like a lunatic. She was the innocent victim. Paul was the villain. She even had the gall to compare herself to Kate McCann who has lost her child!

Listen Heather, quit bitching. You got something like 10 million pounds for every year you slept with McCartney. That’s pretty high pay! Plus, you are going to get support and child support forever more. You came out of this pretty well. Why. Are. You. Bitching. Leave it alone. Go spend your money. Whatever, just shut up!

Here’s some of what she had to say ….

Oh - and she’s boycotting the Sun because she says they treated her badly!

Haven’t Paul McCartney and Heather Mills been divorcing forever? I guess with that kind of money it takes forever. I thought it was a little odd that someone like Paul McCartney who has been extremely wealthy most of his life would marry and have a child with someone so quickly after the death of his long-time wife, Linda. Maybe it’s the fact he had a long-term happy marriage that set him up to expect another one. I suppose if that was the case, he was bitterly disappointed.

After a very contentious, nasty separation and divorce, McCartney and Mills have settled for a records amount. Mills will receive almost 70 million (pounds). That makes it the largest and most expensive split in British legal history.

Heather is to get a lump sum of 15 million (pounds - I don’t have one of the pound symbols on my computer). She’ll ten get an extra 3.5 million (pounds) every year until their daughter Beatrice’s 18th birthday. Beatrice is now 3 years old.

According to a source, if the deal goes through, Heather will get a lump sum of £15 million, and then an extra £3.5million every year until their daughter Beatrice, who’s 3, reaches her 18th birthday.

Included in the divorce documents is a clause, preventing either party from discussing the nature of their split to any media outlet, and so stopping Heather in particular from selling her story and pocketing a handsome sum.

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