I’ll be the first to say that I don’t like David Letterman. I’ve never understood why anyone thought he was funny. He has his moments, but mostly he just comes across as mean.

I can’t believe I’m defending Paris Hilton. But really, doesn’t he just come across as mean and doesn’t she look like she’s on the verge of tears a couple of times.

This video is from Paris’ appearance on the Letterman Show September 28, 2007. Watch the video - what do you think?

There will soon be a new Hilton in Rwanda once Paris finds it on the map. Never mind, she doesn’t have to, someone will find it for her. In an exclusive, she has told E!Online that she plans to go to Rwanda in November when she completes filming her current movie and do good. She wants to help families and children in need there.

This is apparently as part of her going-to-jail-related commitment to change her ways and to use her celebrity to bring attention to, you know, poor people and stuff.

She is also aware that there are no spas or luxury hotels in Rwanda. Granddaddy is not even building a hotel there for her prior to her trip!! Not to worry, she’ll take her entourage and will look great in the outback! Oh! That’s not where the outback is. Well, she’ll look great where ever it is!

Here’s the scope:

On why she’s going:

“There’s so much need in that area, and I feel like if I go, it will bring more attention to what people can do to help.”

On why she cares:

“I want to visit more countries where poverty and children’s issues are a big concern. I know there’s a lot of good I can do just by getting involved and bringing attention to these issues.”

On why she said she was going to make her new how ‘green’:

“I just bought the house and haven’t been able to work on it yet,” Hilton said. “But I intend to.”

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hat-tip and photos: The Superficial

People reports on Paris’ response to questions about her relationship with her frequent companion Entourage star Adrian Grenier.

Totally just friends. We met a couple years ago [and] we’ve stayed friends.

More importantly, he’s teaching her all about responsible consumption.

He’s been like kind of a mentor to me, teaching me about the environment and what I can do.”

She adds, “I think it’s cool to talk to someone in L.A. who has more to talk about than all this artificial crap people talk about. It’s nice to talk to someone who’s real.”

I thought Paris was the one that vowed to take on doing good for the world. It looks like Adrian has taken her on instead. Well, I suppose we can sit back and watch Paris be more environmentally conscious. Whoops, I think we missed it.

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Germany hearts Paris and somewhere out there is a teddy bear crying out for help.

Paris says she’s misunderstood and is really a nice girl. She says people are unfair when they call her a porn princess. I think the girl loves attention and do you really think the nip slip in the second teddy bear picture is an accident?

I don’t think so ….

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But really, do you think she’s going to age well?

hat-tip: Gone Hollywood

Okay, the title of this post is a mouth full, no pun intended. Seriously, this guy is taking paparazzi too far. I mean, isn’t there a law against this type of thing or something?

Maybe he just stumbled??

source: TMZ

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The poster pictured above appeared on the gate of Paris Hilton’s Hollywood Hills home. Don’t know who tacked it up there - but its pretty tacky.

Why would Paris, of all people, take pleasure in someone else’s problems.

The poster features Lindsay’s police mugshot and reads:

“LOST DOG — HAVE YOU SEEN HER?

Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: Anorexic
Eyed: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore Terrier

My dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her “doggy bag” ad her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!

MISSING

If you have any information, please call - (310) 555-NOHOPE or go to www.myspace.com/dirtyagenda

All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.”

source: Gone Hollywood

They said Adrian Grenier told Paris he wasn’t interested when she first looked his way. It seems he was helpless to resist after all. She looks quite pleased with herself.

Stick a fork in him, he’s done. Next …..

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The Hilton girls were out in their skimpy finest for a pajama party at the Playboy mansion.

Paris and Nicky showed up in torn nylons, lingerie, garters, panties and smiles. Paris is demurely covered with a faux leopard skin robe.

I’m sure that is a result of her newfound modesty since finding God while in prison.

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h/t: Right Celebrity and F-Listed

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There are some celebrities that are simply over-rated. For some reason, they are given much more status and attention than they deserve. Although some are good actors and/or have done good things, they aren’t THAT good. What do you think?

1. Brad Pitt
Okay, he’s cute, but really - he isn’t THAT smart. He’s got himself hooked up with a woman who very publicly tongue kissed her own brother and who used to wear a vial of her lover’s blood around her neck. She was also into cutting herself.

2. Angelina Jolie
She’s got a good publicist, that’s for sure. She’s depicted in the press as something akin to Mother Teresa. It seems everyone has forgotten that she is the one who did the things mentioned in #1 above.

3. Britney Spears
She’s not that good a singer.

4. Paris Hilton
Supposedly she’s a changed woman. It’s not happening so far. We’ll see.

5. Nick Lachey
What is it that makes him famous? I don’t get it. If it hadn’t been for the reality show with Jessica Simpson, most people would have no clue who he is.

6. Tom Cruise
Enough is enough. This guy’s a kook. Sure, he’s a good actor, but there are thousands of good actors.

7. Rosie O’Donnell
So she’s gay and she’s angry about everything. She may be categorized as a commedian, but she’s anything but funny.

8. Lindsay Lohan
She was a cute kid, but she’s a pitiful adult.

9. Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
Again, they were cute kids, but they’re abysmal adults.

10. Meg Ryan
Plastic surgery run amok. She is a caricature of her former self. The Meg we used to love is no more.

11. Tara Reid
Remind me now. . . WHY is she famous?

12. Oprah Winfrey
She’s a smart lady and she does a lot of good things, but come on, folks, she isn’t GOD! Some of the books she has recommended (I Feel Bad About My Neck, for example) are boring crap.

13. Michael Jackson
Yes, he’s had some phenomenal success as a singer and songwriter. However, he is seriously screwed-up.