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Renee Zellweger is pictured all lovey-dovey with some guy. I don’t know who he is, but you can see there’s chemistry. We’ll see if we hear any more about it.

I saw this picture of Amy Winehouse at Celeb Warship and it made me so sad. Its a high school photo. She looks sweet and innocent and has clear smooth skin. She looks a lifetime away from the strung out crack ho we know and love now. So sad. Wasted talent.

Remember when Paris Hilton had to go to jail and swore she was going to go to Rwanda cause they have lots of poor kids there and she can do all kinds of good things for the world by going there? She said she was changing her life and doing good things from then on? Remember? Then Rwanda said thanks but no thanks so she went on back to partying and seemed like she forgot all about Rwanda and poor kids. It was like she didn’t think there were poor kids she could help anywhere else and besides, she didn’t know where Rwanda was anyway? Remember?

Well, she’s actually IN Africa now. Its not Rwanda, but she’s in South Africa. Of course, she went there because her latest boyfriend, Benji Madden of Good Charlotte is there to perform over the weekend. I’m sure she would have gone anyway (insert sarcasm here). Anyway, since she followed Benji there she thought she might as well do good while she was there. So she found some poor kids and had her picture taken with them. It was kinda like killing two birds with one stone.

All the kids knew who she was (that’s frightening enough by itself!) and she had a slutty publicity shot of herself that she signed and gave out to all the kids - musta thrilled them to death. Actually, it probably did which makes me even sadder for the kids. She actually behaved quite well other than what was probably not the best judgment in giving out those pictures of herself. She dressed a bit more subdued and acted pretty nice with the kids.

Wouldn’t it be nice if she decided that doing things for other people is actually fulfilling and means more than partying 24/7? If only Britney would learn that. But then, what would people like us do for a living if all these celebrities got their acts together.

Heres some photos of Paris in South Africa - the picture above wasn’t taken there, I just added that to get your attention

And why wouldn’t he be? He’s surrounded by women most of the time and he’s got a wallet the size of my house - which might have something to do with the women around him all the time. Not that he’s not hot - but the wallet helps. Okay, its more than the wallet. He’s hot, he’s in great shape, he’s funny, he’s a decent person and apparently, he loves his family. He’s got a lot going for him. I wonder if he’ll adopt me. Hell, he wouldn’t have to adopt me. If he can date Emma he can date me. She’s about Tallulah’s age, right? I’ll be good to him. Really. I will.

Jamie Lee Curtis is celebrating her 50th birthday by going topless for AARP. Hey, that works for me. She’s always had a hot body. Is it me or is she looking more like her father as he gets older? I always thought she looked like her mother, but she looks like her father as she’s getting older.

Good for her. The population is getting older with the baby boomers getting older and its great that its not so bad to be 50 and still have a hot body. She claims she’s never had plastic surgery and doesn’t even dye her hair. Good for her. It definitely looks better than having a face you can’t move.

Renee Zellweger has done a photo shoot in bold primary colors for the April issue of InStyle magazine. Even with her swished up face, I think she looks lovely in these photos. Of course, its not hard to look lovely in Roberto Cavalli and Hermes silk gowns and Lanvin Christian Louboutin pumps. Great colors for the Spring!

People magazine got the scoop to show off the Jennifer Lopez twins, Max and Emme. Rumor has it that People paid $6 million for the exclusive photos of Lopez, the twins and her husband skeletor Marc Anthony. The issue has twelve pages of new and exclusive photos of the family in their Long Island home.

Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart are pictured here cuddling in Miami at the Showtime premiere of Pauly Shore’s sketch comedy, Natural Born Komics. Dane has been in Miami shooting his latest flick, Marley & Me, with co-stars Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson.

All nudes are not created equal. This is absolute proof of that truism. I have to give Amy Winehouse credit for trying to do something good with her fame. But then again, many people are clawing their eyes out even as I type this. The naked Amy will appear in the April issue of British women’s magazine Easy Living. I suppose it makes sense that she’s getting naked for a women’s magazine.

Fortunately for everyone, some strategically placed pieces of duck tape, her guitar, shadows and light save us from the full effect of scars, scratches, bloody wounds and oozing sores as part of the visual. I’m starting to feel really dirty now and getting some burning and itching sensations. I might should start an anti-biotic stat. Can you catch something from looking at the picture?

source: Radar Online