Look what I found! ARGGGHHHH. Shut my eyes.

The Truth in Cosmetic Surgery Blog has a medical explanation and solution for this vision. Yes, cottage cheese does come to mind. I, on the other hand, have a social explanation, or maybe just a solution.

Britney, cover that thang up!

I know you have enough money and fame to have any boy your want, but really and truly, do you seriously think men want someone who no one hasn’t seen every part of? No they don’t!

Men are still primal creatures when all is said and done. They still have that hunter, gatherer gene thing going on. They want to be the predator and they want you to be the prey. They want to win you. They want the hunt. They need the hunt. That’s the power we have! You are giving all your power away. To everybody. I mean everybody in the world. You don’t have any secrets or mystery left.

Cover that thang up and while you are at it, cover that thang up. Please.

Really. Cover it up. Now.

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The clock is ticking down for playgirl Paris Hilton. I could just say ‘Paris’. She seems to be one of those people that can have just one name like ‘Cher’.

After her initial frantic attempts to use her money and influence to sidestep having to obey the law, she seems to have come to terms with her fate. She is preparing for her less than a month stint in jail.

She’s working on her spirituality by going to church regularly and liking it.

“I did have a choice to go to a pay jail,” Hilton said.

“But I declined because I feel like the media portrays me in a way that I’m not and that’s why I wanted to go to county, to show that I can do it and I’m going to be treated like everyone else.

“I’m going to do the time - I’m going to do it the right way.

“I hope that this can be an example to other young people in the decisions they make and use it as something positive.”

In addition to church, she is practicing for jail while partying with her sister and friends. They are teaching her about how to protect herself by acting crazy and about how to - how should I put this - get along with the other women in the jail. If you know what I mean.

She will spend Monday getting a complete ‘going-to-jail’ makeover. I guess it’s like a friend of mine says, it doesn’t matter what you do as long as you look good doing it.

While Paris is primping and preparing for her jail time, the other inmates in the jail are already getting angry about Paris’ pending arrival. According to one former inmate, the other women feel they are having to give up more so that special arrangements can be made for Paris in the already over crowded jail. This former inmate says Paris needs to keep her mouth shut, behave and do her time.

Paris is doing her part, the inmates are doing their part, so what about Paris’ other half, the media? WELL, they are doing their part as well. They are preparing for her perp walk as though it was the Oscars. Some are already camped out in front of the jail for the opportunity to snap those last few pics before she drops into a black hole for 23 days.

I actually do feel sorry for the girl. She’s never had to pay the piper in her life so this has to be a major shock for her. Her statement makes her sound like she might actually be learning something from it. The truth of that will be evident if she’s still got a better attitude and spirituality on the other end of her incarceration.

Janet Charlton’s Hollywood has a photo of Paris dressed in angelic white having a ‘last supper’ with mother and sister at Mr. Chows for maximum media exposure.

Mavrixonline.com has pictures of Paris’ final party at the MTV awards.

Linked to Gone Hollywood, Right Celebrity, Allie Is Wired

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Rosie O’Donnell is showing her true class. That would be very low class.

Rosie has posted a video on her blog ’splainin things …

In a video entry posted on her blog, O’Donnell said Hasselbeck called after their now-infamous argument and spoke to O’Donnell’s partner Kelli. But O’Donnell said she didn’t speak to Hasselbeck and “probably won’t.” She said they exchanged e-mails.

I think it shows some class on Hasselbeck’s part that she tried to call Rosie. Rosie, on the other hand, shows NO CLASS to refuse to speak to Hasselbeck.

However, somehow I doubt Hasselbeck is all that upset over it all.

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Hiya Hazel - I think Rosie has lots of class - lots and LOTS of class. Unfortunately it’s all low. (Sorry - that’s an old joke) TTFN, Adeline

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The Australian

ACTRESS Lindsay Lohan has been ordered to appear in court for driving under the influence after losing control of her Mercedes convertible, the Beverly Hills Police Department said.
Lohan was involved in a single-car traffic accident at about 5:30 am, and was cited (ordered to appear in court) after being admitted to a nearby hospital for treatment of minor injuries, Sergeant Mike Foxen said.

He said Lohan was not taken into custody. Sgt Foxen also said he did not know if Lohan was still in the hospital, which he declined to name.

The actress, who underwent a stint in rehab earlier this year, was given a citation and a court date, Foxen said, adding that he did not know the date.

Representatives of the actress could not be immediately reached for comment.

Lohan, 20, shot to stardom in Disney movies like The Parent Trap and Freaky Friday, and as her fame grew, so did persistent hounding from the paparazzi, especially after she became well known for club hopping in Los Angeles.

In July last year, the producer of Georgia Rule, wrote a letter to Lohan in which he called her behavior “discourteous, irresponsible and unprofessional” because she was showing up late to the movie’s set.

Georgia Rule, in which Lohan portrays a troubled young woman, opened earlier this month.

The hollywood brats need to get off the road. How many does that make who have gotten DUIs now? What is it with these chicks and driving drunk??

We know they have had too much, too young and don’t have a clue about taking responsibility for their actions. But how hard is it for them to hire a driver?? They can afford it.

I wonder if Lohan will end up rooming with Hilton?

Do we care?

I didn’t think so.

UPDATE: From TMZ - a ‘usable amount’ of cocaine was found at the scene of the accident. More at TMZ

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Hiya Hazel - speaking of being philosophical . . . Rosie is leaving “The View” and I’m sure everyone at “The View” is crying about her departure. The meanness, the personal attacks, the grossness. There’s just so much to miss! Rosie wrote the following on her website.

“When painting there is a point u must step away from the canvas as the work is done,” she wrote. “Any more would take away.”

That is hilarious - Rosie waxing philosophical about her train-wreck of a sojourn on “The View.” She’s right, though - she’s taken enough away from the integrity and humanity of the show. Her damage . . . er I mean work IS done.

TTFN,
Adeline

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Jessica Simpson has been traveling Europe for the Cannes film festival. Apparently, she has gained some new found wisdom while on her travels. She tells us on her personal website, Jessica Simpson website, that she read about Michelangelo and visited museums.

All this studying inspired her to share some wisdom with others through her website. She finds new strength by repeating to herself …. ‘Can facing our fear be what walks us to somewhere better?’ She goes on to say that she has ignored her fears too often in life but by doing that ‘I’m left with nothing to challenge the best of me’. ‘There is no discovery’, she writes.

On the front page of her blog she writes that she has not yet accumulated the exact data to outline the perfect essay on obtaining truth, but she has many notes. She says it’s been too long since we’ve allowed ourselves to refute the arguement [sic] in our head.

She writes stuff like that all through her blog.

It gives me a headache to try to understand WHAT SHE IS TALKING ABOUT. Sigh. It helps to remember this is the same woman who genuinely believed that buffaloes have wings.

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Adeline,

I thought a little Beefcake might cheer you up with your hurt foot!

Whoops. I don’t think Steve Martin is the one I meant to post.

How about Matthew McConaughey …

Now, doesn’t that feel better???

Get well!
hazel

Thanks for the beefcake cheer, Hazel. I’m feeling better already. LOL! Thanks, Adeline

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Adeline,

Here’s the video of Rosie and Elizabeth duking it out on The View yesterday morning. Rosie seems upset that she doesn’t get a fair shake in the media. Of course, she tries to keep Elizabeth from getting a word in edgewise and insults her by calling her ‘cowardly’.

She claims she’s ‘misunderstood’ by everyone. I don’t know how she’s misunderstood. She makes herself heard LOUD and CLEAR!

Ciao,
hazel

hat-tip Political Pistachio

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Holy Smokes!!!!!

TMZ is reporting that David Hasselhoff was awarded custody of his children after visitation had been taken away from him following that horrible video his daughter took of him falling down drunk.

The court hearing today was closed — secret. Hasselhoff went into court stripped of his right to visit with his children in the wake of the burger video. But we’re told the judge was stunned by the evidence presented by the court-appointed expert who performed psychological evaluations on the family.

We’re told the expert said Pamela Bach, Hasselhoff’s ex, was abusive to her kids — especially Hayley, the younger of the two. The expert also noted that Bach refused drug testing, among many other things.

If David Hasselhoff is the better of the two parents I feel SO SORRY for their kids!

Holy Sleaze, Batman!!!

Ciao
hazel

Hey Hazel - it’s kinda like the Britney Spears/Kevin Federline parenting thing. Who could ever have imagined that K-Fed would end up being the good parent. See ya! Adeline

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Hey Adeline ….

Can we say ‘Milli Vanilli’?

I found a video - she looks bored - enjoy

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