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Katie Holmes

Is it possible that things are a little rocky in the TomKat household? Could Katie be a little weary of Tom’s weirdness? Here’s the story:

Katie Holmes: Single and Ready to Mingle?
by TMZ Staff

Is Katie suggesting there’s trouble in TomKat paradise?
Holmes was seen wearing the Singelringen — a ring typically worn to signify the wearer is single — while in Shreveport on the set of her new flick, “Mad Money.” The turquoise and silver unisex Singelringen was on her right hand.

Single celebs like Naomi Campbell, Vivica A. Fox and Wilmer Valderamma are also wearing the hot Swedish ring. But why Katie?

A rep for Holmes was not available for comment.

Who knows? I wonder if things are as oppressive in the TomKat household as some people report. Does Tom really keep Katie under his thumb? And speaking of thumbs, notice that the photo doesn’t show her left hand. Is the wedding band still there? What do you think?
Adeline


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David HasselhoffDavid Hasselhoff has gotten full custody of his two teenaged daughters. This after losing all visitation rights after his drunken attempts to eat a hamburger on video was all over the internet last month.

It’s odd enough, but then you include the fact that the girls are 14 and 17 years old. I would think they could choose who they want to live with. Maybe they did! Maybe Daddy is more fun.

The court cited reasons for refusing the girl’s mother Pamela Bach Hasselhoff custody as abuse and refusal to submit to drug and alcohol testing.

I can’t help but keep wondering how bad she must be to lose custody to Hasselhoff!

Moving right along ….

Reuters
TMZ

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Amber Lee Ettinger

Amber Lee Ettinger is the newest over night sensation. Her performance in the ‘I Got a Crush on Obama’ video has steamed up the internet.

A new video is posted on YouTube courtesy of Bellezzegossip (who also has more sexy photos).

Right Celebrity has some biographical information.

As for her biography, Amber is a model and actress. Her favorite music is hip hop and she loves dance. Her favorite politician is Barack Obama. She was born October 2, 1982, which makes her a pretty Libra. She has been a lingerie and swimwear fashion model in Maxim and FHM magazine.

Amber is an army brat. Her dad was in the military so she moved around a lot as a child. She attended the Fashion Institute of Technology in New York City, focusing in what she calls “intimate apparel.” That sounds so nice! Then she took up serious modeling and acting.

See her myspace page and her fabulous website.

Amber Lee Ettinger and Obama

Ahhhh, he looks embarrassed. HOW will Hillary compete with THIS?

Amber Lee Ettinger

I bet we hear more from Amber Lee.

More hot photos here, here

The video is on Technorati
I’m still surprised this is his campaign song.

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Julien Dore - Moi Lolita

Jun 16, 2007 Author: hazel | Filed under: Julien Dore, Nouvelle Star

We’ve gotten requests for pictures of Julien Dore, the new star of Nouvelle Star, the French version of American Idol. In addition to a still photo yet, here’s a video of his performance of Moi Lolita.

Julien Dore

Enjoy!

hazel

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Angelia Jolie
discusses how it wasn’t her fault she offended everyone by trying to keep the media out of her A Mighty Heart premiere earlier this week. She talks about Brad and having more kids (or should I say getting more kids).

hazel

Hiya Hazel, I saw Larry King interviewing Angelina Jolie yesterday. I know she’s popular, but I just can’t get past the fact that she had an affair with a married man (Brad Pitt) that resulted in his divorcing his wife. I think all the adoptions are an attempt to cover her basically self-absorbed personality. Every remark in the interview seemed calculated to put her in a positive light. Uhhh…is that catty? I could be wrong, but she just doesn’t seem “real” to me.
See ya - Adeline.


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Gary Glitter, British

Okay, Hazel, you’ve been showing off eye candy like Matthew McConaughey and Brad Pitt. You’ve also written of stars that flash the paparazzi. I’ll give you a photo that’ll curl your toes. Or, more accurately, turn your stomach.

Until I came across this photo, I had no idea who Gary Glitter was. Still don’t, for the most part. Apparently he is a 70’s glam rock star from Britain who has had some run-ins with the law for child pornography and child sexual abuse. Sounds like a really lovely person, don’t you think? That’s the lowest rung on the low-life ladder.

Two questions: Considering the nature of his law-breaking, why is he free to be out exposing his shortcomings? And if he absolutely MUST wear a swimsuit, would someone please give him one that’ll cover his privates?

Ewwwwwww!
Adeline

ADELINE! Ewwwww! is right! That’s disgusting. You know what they say about child sexual perverts. They are sexually immature themselves and can’t relate to grown women. Disgusting. Definitely NSFW. hazel

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Britney Spears Flashes Paparazzi Again

Jun 14, 2007 Author: hazel | Filed under: Absurd Hollywood, Britney Spears

Britney Spears Flashes

Would someone PLEASE teach this woman how to get out of car in a lady-like manner!!! Naw, that would disappoint the paparazzi and all the men who love lookin’ at this. At least she has on pink panties this time.

You don’t think she does this on purpose, do you? Surely not!

Also, if someone could please tell her that she has enough money to get those hair extensions replaced or, you now, like, fixed or something. At least the bag matches the hair, kind of.

The good news is that I think I have found a spiritual home for trailer trash with money …

trailer trash with money

Staralicious has more photos, if you can stomach it.

Ciao!
hazel

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Sanjaya MalakarIt seems that the French were looking more for stage presence than vocal ability in their version of “American Idol.” Their Sanjays-esque contestant won the whole she-bang. Here’s the story:

The French Sanjaya Wins!
By Aaron Parsley

Simon Cowell would not be pleased.

Julien Doré won France’s Nouvelle Star – that country’s version of American Idol – Wednesday night.

Doré, 24, had been dubbed the French Sanjaya because, like Idol’s Malakar, he was better known for his stage presence and looks than for his singing ability, and he became an Internet sensation with his awkward renditions of American pop anthems like Britney Spears’s “… Baby One More Time,” Madonna’s “Like A Virgin” and the Soft Cell hit “Tainted Love” (see a video of him performing that song above).

On Wednesday’s finale, the scruffy singer went head to head with the other finalist, 19-year-old Tigane. Doré, dubbed “the rocker” by a French TV critic, performed Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” and the Kinks’ “You Really Got Me,” which Sanjaya also memorably – and disastrously – sang.

In an interview with French newspaper Le Parisien, Doré explained: “I wouldn’t have thought of this song myself, but the producers suggested it.”

When asked about his wild performance, he replied philosophically, “I like to destroy myself. If I’m not hurting, if I don’t have questions that eat at me, I’m not happy. I need this to exist. To feel respected. If I don’t feel destroyed I’m not in sync with myself.”

I always kinda liked Sanjaya. He wasn’t the biggest talent, but he had a great smile and seemed to be very charming.

Sanjaya Malakar

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Matthew McConaughey is Hot

Jun 14, 2007 Author: hazel | Filed under: Matthew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey is HAAAWTTT. At least according to People Magazine who named him ‘Bachelor of the Year.’

Hey - according to 99.9% of the women in the country. This isn’t news.

“What I look for in a woman is what I love to call the `two Hs’ — hotness and humor,” he says. “But to be honest, a woman with a good sense of humor is always hot.”

pssst …. I have a good sense of humor. I’m just sayin’ ….

David Spade also made the list. Here’s what he said.

Luckily we live in a world where women can overlook the physical and focus on things more important, like having a good personality … or being on a TV show.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hazel

Trackposted to Outside the Beltway, The Random Yak, Azamatterofact, Leaning Straight Up, The Bullwinkle Blog, The Amboy Times, third world county, Allie Is Wired, stikNstein… has no mercy, The World According to Carl, Pirate’s Cove, Dumb Ox Daily News, High Desert Wanderer, The Yankee Sailor, and Gone Hollywood, thanks to Linkfest Haven Deluxe.

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Kelly Clarkson Cancels Tour

Jun 14, 2007 Author: hazel | Filed under: Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarkson fired her manager two days ago and now has canceled her upcoming tour due to low ticket sales.

Associated Press

Her statement …

In the craziness of the music business, performing is what I look forward to doing the most, so it really is disappointing for me to have to tell you that I won’t be coming out to tour this summer. The fact is that touring is just too much too soon.

But I promise you that we’re going to get back out there as soon as is humanly possible to give you a show that will be even better.

Her new publicist’s statement …

The day when she will play in sold-out arenas is, no doubt, coming, but for now her fans should look forward to seeing her in a more intimate concert environment.

He gets two stars for diplomacy.

Clarkson started having troubles after a falling out with record mogul Clive Davis over the artistic content of her latest disc due to be released June 26th. Clarkson says the media exaggerated the tension and stated she appreciated the years of experience Mr. Davis and other bring to the table.

All the same, she did the disc her way and has been having troubles every since. You put two and two together.

hazel

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