Do you know who Mo’Nique is? Whether you do or don’t, you’re about to learn more about her than you might like.

TMZ.com has the whole story:

Mo’ Mo’Nique — A Whole Lot Mo!
Posted Jul 14th 2007 3:10AM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: TV, Hot Bodies

Mo’Nique is baring it all, or most of it anyway, in a racy photo shoot with the spraypainted, plus-sized contestants from her new show, “Mo’Nique’s F.A.T Chance” — that’s “Fabulous And Thick,” if you please! Big fun!

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Now there’s one chick who isn’t dieting. Is this pic art or is it . . . ?

Taylor Dayne Thursday night in Beverly Hills

When is another plastic surgery too much plastic surgery? I think, perhaps, when you can’t move your face anymore. 45-year-old singer Taylor Dayne looks to be in just that predicament. Even her hair line looks unnatural. It’s kinda sad really.

Taylor Dayne before plastic surgery

For old times sake, here’s a Taylor Dayne vid from her prime in the 80s.

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Holly and Molly, the Olly Girls of Sunset Tan were at the Sports Dream Celebrity Poker Tournament on Tuesday at the Playboy Mansion. The tournament was raising money for childrens’ charities. I think Holly and Molly raised more than just money.

Oh - and yeah - they are dressed only in paint. It’s a good thing they didn’t break out into a sweat. Or maybe not.

More Holly and Molly photos:

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36-year-old Latina star Paulina Rubio is on her ‘Amor, Luz y Sonido’ tour. Last night she strutted her stuff in Madrid and I’m sure the Spaniards were quite happy about that.

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More Paulina photos.

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goce adiós

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It seems like every time I turn around Paris Hilton has a new BFF. She goes through them like, well, I don’t know like what. Her latest is rumored to be non other than Kelly Clarkson, pictured below leaving Koi where she was with Paris.

They say Kelly is using Paris to boost her record sales after her falling out with Clive Davis and the cancellation of her tour.

It just seems like an odd couple to me. The question remains, has Kelly decided to join the bad-girl club or is Paris trying to redeem herself by choosing more mature friends?

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The most famous soon-to-be immigrant couple to the United States had a photo shoot for W magazine in Madrid recently and it sure nuff got hot over there. It was a hot day, after all ;).

I’ve often wondered if Posh is really as petulant as she appears to be in every picture I’ve ever seen her in. The interview in W indicates otherwise.

And while David wants to change the American opinion of professional soccer, Victoria, 33, seems determined to change the American opinion of her. “I think people are really going to see me for the first time,” she says. “I think they have this impression that I’m this miserable cow who doesn’t smile. But I’m actually quite the opposite.

“When you’re out there, they’re trying to get pictures up your shirt, down your top,” she continues, in explanation of her tendency to scowl in paparazzi shots. “With all the flashes, it’s as much as you can do to just find your car. I’m going to try and smile more for America.”

The Beckhams world domination tour has already begun!

How do you like the photo spread?

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It’s getting a little old - and sad. Rosie O’Donnell can’t seem to let go of her resentment against Elizabeth Hasselbeck and Donald Trump. Here’s her most recent comment about her former “The View” buddy, Elizabeth Hasselbeck:

“Her only fucking credit was Survivor. Come on!”

Apparently a person must have what Rosie considers acceptable “credit” to be considered a worthwhile person. And Rosie’s comment about Elizabeth was made after she drew horns, tail and a goatee on a photo of Elizabeth. The immaturity and childish words are almost sad - but not quite. She’s goes after Donald Trump again, too.

Here’s the clip:

I’d like to see Rosie on Survivor. Well, not really. I wouldn’t watch it. The point, though, is that Rosie wouldn’t make it through the first few days of Survivor. She’s such a petty and embittered woman. If she weren’t so annoying, it would be sad.

I checked Rosie’s website - just to see what it was like, and I was interested to read about how tolerant and accepting Rosie is of “almost everyone.” Rosie, enjoy your GLBT cruise and give up your mean-spirited comments. Your childish outbursts only diminish you further. Let it go, and move on.

It seems that Nicole Richie might be on her way to getting a much better deal than her pal, Paris Hilton.

Plea Deal Possible in Richie DUI Case
By GREG RISLING,AP
LOS ANGELES (AP) - Nicole Richie will have to decide Wednesday whether to accept a plea deal offered by prosecutors in her driving-under-the-influence case, according to a court spokesman.

Richie was not required to attend the court hearing because she faces a misdemeanor charge. . . .

Terms of the deal were not made available and the district attorney’s office declined to comment. . . .

Richie, 25, was arrested early on Dec. 11 after witnesses reported seeing her SUV headed the wrong way on a freeway in Burbank. She allegedly failed a field sobriety test and authorities said she told them she had smoked marijuana and taken a prescription painkiller. No drugs were found on her or in the vehicle.

She pleaded not guilty in February to misdemeanor driving under the influence.

In addition to the single count, the case contains an allegation that Richie had a prior misdemeanor DUI conviction in June 2003.

The California Vehicle Code says that if convicted of DUI twice within 10 years, a person can be sentenced to between 90 days and a year in jail and have driving privileges suspended.

Her legal problems come amid reports that she is pregnant. Her publicist has not answered repeated telephone and e-mail messages from The Associated Press. Her case also comes on the heels of Paris Hilton’s June 26 release from jail. Hilton, Richie’s partying pal and co-star in TV’s “The Simple Life,” spent about 23 days in custody for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

Hilton’s case drew a firestorm of criticism, with some saying she received preferential treatment when she was initially given an early release to home confinement and others arguing the judge was too harsh and made Hilton an example by sending her to jail.

Some observers believe Richie could help herself by attending the trial. She also might want to avoid being late to court hearings - like Hilton was once.

“Anything that appears humble before the court is wise,” said Hollywood publicist Michael Levine. “I think there’s a backlash afoot because of the Hilton trial and anything to nullify it would be a good idea.”

Others believe Lubell will be unmoved by what happened in Hilton’s case and will follow the law accordingly.

“I think it’s going to be in the back of his mind,” said defense attorney Mark Geragos, who has represented Winona Ryder and Michael Jackson. “But if it’s a second DUI offense, it usually carries a mandatory amount of jail time.”

Guess we’ll see how she fares with the legal system. I wonder if she’ll cry for her mommy if she’s put in jail?

Jamie Dornan is best known as Keira Knightley’s ex-boyfriend and he doesn’t like it even a little bit. He is a model and actor with with a bit of a resume of his own. You might remember him as Marie Antoinette’s lover in the movie Marie Antoinette. Or as the guy who modeled Calvin Klein jeans with Kate Moss.

Whoops, he’s still being referred to by the women he worked with. Moving on …

Jamie Dornan says that he ‘regrets even dating Keira Knightley, for he’s now more well know for being her ex than for his talents.’ The hot Irish hunk dated the Pirates of the Caribbean star for about two years. The quit dating in 2005.

Keira Knightley with Keira Knightley’s ex-boyfriend Jamie Dornan

“People knew me in the fashion world before I started going out with Keira because I’ve done some good work but it’s proving so hard to lose the stigma that’s attached,” Jamie complained to press.

“I can’t shake off the title of Keira Knightley’s exboyfriend. It frustrates me so much because Dave (Alexander, his band mate in group Sons Of Jim ) and I have been writing music together for five years, before I even met Keira, and getting places with it and creating awareness,” he told press.

He has been in a few movies and ads. He’s definitely a hunk. But honestly, would you know who he is if he hadn’t dated Keira Knightley. Maybe he can make it big himself and then they’ll refer to Keira Knightley as Jamie Dornan’s ex-girlfriend.

He’s also been linked romantically with Kate Moss and Sienna Miller.

hat-tip: Celebrity Gossip

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Jessica Simpson turned 27 today. She has not had a good year. hopefully this year will be better for her.

This past year Jessica got a divorce from Nick Lachey and has had a turbulent relationship with singer-songwriter John Mayer. Right now her relationship with John Mayer is over, for now. She also has been working on a movie that has been repeatedly delayed because it’s so bad. It’s rumored she’s had a hard time concentrating on the movie.

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