It seems to me that we are seeing so much more of the Willis girls here lately. After growing up in Bumfuck, Idaho, they are getting a taste of life under the watchful lenses of the paparazzi. I think this is just the beginning and we’ll be seeing them more and more. I think Demi Moore looks great after her leech treatment, although I still maintain her youthful look is more due to plastic surgery, but who am I to question leeches.

Tallulah Belle looks cute as a bug here, but she’s dressed way too old for her age. That’s what happens when you live in a household full of women.

Lifelong playboy, Jack Nicholson is still attracting the babes. People seem confused about this. Really, its not that hard to understand. All ya gotta do is take a look at his huge bulge …. in his wallet. Jeezzz people.

When you look at him from that angle …. he’s hot ….

Paris Hilton is in Turkey. As always, she’s the center of attention - at least in her own mind. You’d think she’d learn at some point that other people don’t think as much of her as she does. But heh, the girl’s a little slow. Well, she’s slow about that anyway.

Paris did about 15 minutes worth of photo ops with kids at an orphanage and then it was back to partying. You have to appreciate that she is consistent if nothing else. This is who she is.

One star I think about when I hear ‘plastic surgery’ is Tori Spelling. It does not matter how much plastic surgery you give this girl, her face is still long, her eyes are still far apart, and she just plain out is still unattractive. Now grant it, she is a lot better looking than she use to be back before daddy Aaron Spelling tried to help her out. But here is what I think she doesn’t realize:

Tori, the ‘plastic’ qualities that you have now, will not be passed to your children. That is right, your children are inheriting your pre-plastic surgery look. Someone should also let her husband know that too.

According to Star Magazine’s April issue Katie Holmes is not doing all that well right now. It might be time for Christopher Walken to take her down to the lab and do some rewiring.

The whole problem seems to stem from being married to Tom Cruise. That doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out. Here lately all the news about them has been that she was his 4th choice for a wife. That news overshadowed her big come back to the film world. She was doing great for a minute there when it was about her doing a movie. Then its back to being about Tom again and she’s dieting obsessively trying to be perfect. She’s trying to make their mansion perfect so he can show it off. He’s pressuring her to look the way he wants her to look.

Then you add to all that the hyper behavior of Tom. According to the article he leaves for days at a time and tells her “you can be with me, but don’t ask about it.” Well, hearing that would definitely give a wife a headache or two.

You just know if she needs some meds he’s not going to let her take them! He’ll lecture her about getting in touch with her inner alien. And where has Suri been? She hasn’t been seen since she yelled at Tom in public. I hope they don’t have her down in the lab getting fitted for her first microchip

Check out the paps in the far right of the picture above. He’s not even trying to hide what he’s wanting a picture of. Heh! Victoria Beckham has flown off to England to watch her hunky hubby in a soccer game over there.

She’s wearing all black with a pair of PVC slacks?? leggings?? that I can’t quite figure out how she got her feet through so she could pull them up over her bird legs. Well, who cares - right? She’s giving the paparazzi a show and has, what she considers, a broad smile on her face. She’s lovin’ herself and you can see it. She knows she’s lookin’ good. I can just hear her singing to herself in her head … ‘If you like my body and you think I’m sexy, come on baby tell me so ….’

Gwen Stefani is pregnant like everybody else in Hollywood these days. I don’t think she’s having twins though, which sets her apart for most of the others. She had a shower at her house yesterday with a few of her famous friends. I’d love to see what the likes of Courtney Cox brought as a shower gift. Hey, the girl looks fantastic. She’s not as swollen as most women get by the time they are as big as she is. She says she loves GETTING pregnant. You gotta love that about her!

Demi Moore told David Letterman and his viewers last night that her beauty secret is ‘Leech Therapy’. It seems she goes to Austria, shaves her entire body, soaks in turpentine and then lets leeches have at her and suck her blood. She says that’s why she manages to stay so young and healthy looking.

Of course, her looks have nothing whatsoever to do with the $600,000 she’s spent on head to toe cosmetic surgery.

Demi called it a new ‘cutting edge’ therapy. Hell, I thought they were doing that in the Middle Ages.

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Renee Zellweger is pictured all lovey-dovey with some guy. I don’t know who he is, but you can see there’s chemistry. We’ll see if we hear any more about it.