Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts take their little one, Alexander, for a stroll on Bondi Beach in Australia. I noticed in one of these photos that Liev has taken off his shoes and thrown them in the middle of the sidewalk. Isn’t that just like a man? Only mine usually has his in the middle of the living room floor.

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Lindsay Lohan is diggin’ for something in there. G. R. O. S. S. Didn’t her mama ever tell her that when you are a Hollywood skank with the paparazzi following you every where that you shouldn’t pick your nose in public??

She’s really diggin’. Will someone PLEASE give her a Kleenex?

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Madonna looks fantastic on the cover of Vanity Fair. She must be so grateful to photoshop and filters! Seriously, the skin is smooth, the veins are not popping out of her hands and arms and the bulging muscles are toned down to a more feminine appearance. I say photoshop. She probably would deny it.

There was an interview with the photos. Here’s some of what she had to say …

On the paparazzi:

“The paparazzi are out of control,” she would later say. “I haven’t been to Los Angeles in quite a while, and I don’t watch television here or in England, and I was told there’s now a television show where the paparazzi are the stars of the show—is that true? That they film each other doing paparazzi jobs? Which gives them more fuel. I usually found that type kept their distance—they definitely do in England, because it’s illegal to photograph children. But that’s not how it is here. They get this close, and don’t care how much they scare your children. Being famous has changed a lot, because now there’s so many outlets, between magazines, TV shows, and the Internet, for people to stalk and follow you. We created the monster.”

On having kids:

“If you have children, you know you’re responsible for somebody,” she explained. “You realize you are being imitated; your belief systems and priorities have a direct influence on these children, who are like flowers in a garden. So you start to second-guess everything you value, and the suffering of other children becomes much more intolerable.”

On Africa:

“If you’ve got one iota of compassion, you can’t ignore what’s going on. You have to figure out a way to be a part of the solution.”

On New York:

“It’s not the exciting place it used to be. It still has great energy; I still put my finger in the socket. But it doesn’t feel alive, cracking with that synergy between the art world and music world and fashion world that was happening in the 80s. A lot of people died.”

On the music industry:

“Well, there’s one thing you can’t download and that’s a live performance. And I know how to put on a show, and enjoy performing, and I’ll always have that.”

On her husband Guy Ritchie:

“We make different kinds of movies. I don’t have the technical knowledge he has. He’s got a vision, and his films are very testosterone-fueled. Mine are much more from a female point of view, and I can’t help but be autobiographical in everything I do.”

On her long career:

“Honestly, it’s not something I sit around ruminating about. Who is my role model and how long can I keep this going? I just move around and do different things and come back to music, try making films and come back to music, write children’s books and come back to music.”

On Kabbalah:

“A lot of people join the group, but don’t know why,” Madonna said. “I was raised a Catholic and was never encouraged to ask questions, or understand the deeper meanings or mystical implications of the New Testament or the history of Jesus, or the fact that he was Jewish, or anything, you know? So I rejected that, because who wants to go through life being told you do things because you do things? When I started going to classes and studying [Kabbalah], I did it out of curiosity. I was told it was the mystical interpretation of the Old Testament.”

Read the rest of the interview at Vanity Fair.

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Goldie Hawn can’t get a break. She goes out without makeup and paparazzi snap her picture then people like me put it on blogs and we all go AGGHHHH look at Goldie Hawn without makeup. Well, I mean DA_YUM, look at Goldie Hawn without makeup!!!!!

Hey, she’s 62 years old. She looks great. At least she can move her face!!!

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Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Benji Madden got caught in a familiar position in Prague yesterday. Oh wait. No. That’s not what I thought it was. Never mind, Benji is just helping her up and she fell FLAT ON HER FACE. Of course, the paps got tons of pics of her on her face and with a boo-boo on her chin after the fall. Don’t worry though, she’s comfortable in that position.

Speaking of that, I hear Paris has said that she’s a good roll model for adolescents. I know she’s been a roll model for a lot of years. Her heels are as rounded as they can be from all the rolling over she’s done for all her boyfriends, friends, acquaintances and people she’s met at bars or parties or sidewalks or … well where ever.

Oh, she meant ROLE model! Well hell, her boyfriends have been poking her holes in her ability to be a role model for year!

Paris in Prague

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I have no idea if Angelina Jolie is married or not married or anything about the twins she’s supposed to be having or the gestational diabetes she’s been reported to have … but she has done another steamy commercial for Shiseido.

Her video from last September.

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Amy Winehouse and her husband Blake Fielder-Civil just can’t get it right. She tried to go visit him on the 27th (photos) and got sent away because she got there late. Then to top things off, Blake got his ass kicked by other inmates today. He’s failed three drug tests and so his fellow inmates figure he’s got a stash somewhere. They tried to get the stash from him and beat the living daylights out of him.

I think the part they aren’t getting right is getting clean and sober and learning to take responsibility for their own behavior. But hey … why do that when you can still ride around in a chauffeur driven SUV and go and do whatever you want? I guess you might only want to do that if you end up staying in jail for months and getting beat up by a bunch of tattooed bruts named Bruce. That might encourage you to clean up your act a little.

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Miley Cyrus was a crowd pleaser at Nickelodeon’s 2008 Kids’ Choice Awards on Saturday. But then, when isn’t she?

She was up for Favorite Singer and Favorite Actress. She performed “Girl’s Night Out” from her hit album “Hannah Montana 2: Meet Miley Cyrus.”

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The new issue of Empire has photos and an interview with Bryan Singer, the director of Valkyrie. Valkyrie is the latest Tom Cruise movie, you know, the one the Germans didn’t want him to come there to make. The movie is based on the most famous attempt to assassinate Hilter during World War II. Tom Cruise plays Claus Von Stauffenberg, the failed assassin who was executed along with his co-conspirators soon after the attempt.

Related:

• Tom Cruise Movie Sure to Be Crap
• Tom Cruise Scientology Not Welcomed in Berlin
• Promotional Photos of Tom Cruise as Nazi Released

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