Michelle Williams posed for Elle Magazine’s April 2008 issue in the weeks before the death of her long-time lover and baby daddy, Heath Ledger. The photos are now available along with an interview in Elle.

I’m not crazy about this photo shoot. It looks thrown together without any real theme. The black and whites look washed out. Her only accessory is a band aid on her arm. The shadows and light just aren’t working for me … but to each their own.

Angelina Jolie takes the kids out walking in New Orleans. They look so relaxed and comfortable. Apparently, Shiloh fell and got a boo-boo, but she was fine after a minute. They all look like little ducklings in a row don’t they?

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I swear, every picture I’ve seen of the Federline kids since they’ve been taken out of the insanity that is Britney Spears‘ life, they look healthier, happier and cleaner. I don’t know why Jayden James was out with his bodyguard shopping - but doesn’t he look so much better. You can tell the kid feels more safe and secure and happier. It may be this guy and his nanny providing him with the security - who knows. I just know they are obviously better off without the midnight rides to Rite Aid with their crazy mother.

Lord. Have. Mercy! Javier Bardem makes me want to sing the Spanish National Anthem - if only I knew the Spanish National Anthem. I mean, you get ALL of this plus him saying things you don’t understand in that wonderful Spanish accent. He could say anything, it wouldn’t matter. Who cares what he says. He just says it so sexy.

I’ll just call him El Conquistador.

NSFW photos of El Conquistador after the jump.
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Halle Berry gave birth to a little baby girl. Mother and baby are doing fine and are healthy and happy. Halle says that she and her baby daddy, Gabriel Aubry, don’t have any plans to marry but are completely committed to each other.

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I know I’m a heartless bitch, but I have laughed and laughed every time I’ve watched listened to this video. It happened when some paparazzi were following Nicole Kidman to confront whine at him about a beating a paparazzi friend had taken a couple of days earlier at the hands of Nicole’s personal trainer. The bodyguard had really had enough of the whole thing, it seems.

You don’t see that much and have to wonder how much of it might have been a tad exaggerated by the paps. But then when you see his face you realize that he really did take a beating … probably. I have to say that the French paparazzi guy squealed and cried like a little girl. I mean, I know that’s a rough businesses and I have a certain amount of sympathy for the guys. After all, I’m doing this blog and making part of my living off of this, so who am I to judge. But really, you can understand why the bodyguard lost it with this guy. He was such a wus. If nothing else, you can respect somebody who takes it on the chin like a man. He didn’t even try to duke it out with the guy. I hope I would have at least tried to get in one good shot even if I came out the worse for it.

Anyway, Nicole was in the car that the paps were following. The bodyguard stopped the car and came back to the paps car and beat the shit out of the guy. Nicole was without a doubt expressionless, as is to be expected.

Flynet has a lot more including pics of the pap’s face after the beating. It looks like he took quite a beating!

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are proof of the saying that there is a Jack for every Jill. They are in Jamaica on vacation, which is all celebrities seem to do these days, and indulging in PDA’s in the pool. That has to be just creeping everybody down there out. I mean, think of the other hotel guests who have to swim in the very same pool! Just yuck.

I’m thinking Madonna has been watching too much WWE lately. She did the photo below for the cover of Interview Magazine just last week. Now we are treated to her in pretty much the same style for her Hard Candy album cover. Its promoted as tough and sweet. I’m missing the sweet part - but maybe that’s just me.

Jessica Alba does not look like a happy camper in this photo. She’s attending the Kung Fu Panda Screening and is pictured below there with Mike Myers. Something about her standing there with her hands on her hips and her lips pursed reminds me of a teacher I had in middle school. She just looks prissy and bitchy. Maybe she’s miserable because of her baby bump. Maybe its the hormones talking. Then again. She looks like that a lot even when she’s not pregnant.