She likes it. She wants it. She takes it. Winona Ryder set off anti-thief alarms at a drug store in Hollywood after making her purchases there. When the police came and they found the unpaided-for-items in her bag. She basically said ‘Whoops, how’d that get in there!’.

You know its not about the money. Its about the thrill of the steal.

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You know you’ve had the same do too long when you change your style and it makes headlines. Its not a BIG change, but its a tad shorter and had a little bit of a curl on the end. She’s obviously trying to update her style an inch at a time.

Yeah, she’s all dressed up here and made up to the nines. She’s so made up I can’t see her. Still, she looks rough to me. She’s not aging well. I know she’s only 21 years old, but she looks a lot older. All that hard partying is taking a toll on her.

She swears she’s getting better.

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Seal just wasn’t having any of the paparazzi last night. He and his wife, Heidi Klum, were leaving Maestro’s restaurant when he refused to shake the hand extended by a paps. He said, ‘Why would I shake hands with scum?’. Woah! He was pissed about something and he didn’t stop there. He called the cockroaches and said they ruin people’s lives. They tried to pull Heidi into it, but she kept her quiet and stayed close to her husband.

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Amy Winehouse looked like she was getting healthier for about ten minutes after she got out of rehab the last time. It probably helped that her producers told her to clean up or else. But that was a few minutes ago and now she’s looking pretty rough again.

The doctors say she’s got impetigo. Her friends say she might have a skin infection or maybe an allergic reaction. Keith Richards says if she doesn’t clean up soon she won’t be around much longer. I agree with Keith Richards. Her skin problems look like a crack whore to me.

Ashton Kutcher gives a little tease in his whitie tighties … not that little of a tease actually. He’s posing as a robot, which doesn’t seem like that far of a stretch to me. But then, I’m not his biggest fan. He does make a nice arm accessory for Demi though and there’s something to be said for that.

For whatever you say about Britney Spears parents, you have to admit the girl has gotten a lot better since her father started cracking the whip on her. She is doing a guest star appearance on next Monday’s How I Met Your Mother. They say she showed up on time, clean and prepared. They say she conducted herself professionally and did a good job. Maybe the beeach will get her act together yet.

Natalie Portman is so beautiful and this exotic look just emphasizes her exotic beauty. She’s pictured here on the set of New York, I Love You.

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