Fox News is reporting that Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are to be married this weekend in a secret ceremony at one of the Carlyle Hotels in the Bahamas.

Pop singer Lachey and his MTV star girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo will be married in a secret ceremony at one of the Carlyle Hotels in the Bahamas this weekend, a source told FOXNews.com’s Pop Tarts columnist Hollie McKay.

Minnillo’s entourage arrived at the dazzling digs Friday afternoon, the source said.

You have to admit that Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are an adorable couple. Here they are enjoying a vacation at the beach.

Here’s some photos of Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey enjoying some fun in the sun. I’ve heard some people just don’t think she’s as cute as Jessica Simpson and wonder why Nick is choosing her over Jessica. Who knows if he has a choice? Maybe Jessica won’t have him back. Plus, I think Vanessa is cute as a bug and looks great in these pics.

Remember when everybody was talking about the hot tub naked vacation photos of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo? They sued to keep them out of the tabloids. Well, I guess they got into the tabloids anyway. Or, it seems, people moved on to other interests so they had to release them to get people to remember Nick Lachey and Vannessa Minnilo.

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Click here to see the photos just remember - they are NSFW. K?

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There are some celebrities that are simply over-rated. For some reason, they are given much more status and attention than they deserve. Although some are good actors and/or have done good things, they aren’t THAT good. What do you think?

1. Brad Pitt
Okay, he’s cute, but really - he isn’t THAT smart. He’s got himself hooked up with a woman who very publicly tongue kissed her own brother and who used to wear a vial of her lover’s blood around her neck. She was also into cutting herself.

2. Angelina Jolie
She’s got a good publicist, that’s for sure. She’s depicted in the press as something akin to Mother Teresa. It seems everyone has forgotten that she is the one who did the things mentioned in #1 above.

3. Britney Spears
She’s not that good a singer.

4. Paris Hilton
Supposedly she’s a changed woman. It’s not happening so far. We’ll see.

5. Nick Lachey
What is it that makes him famous? I don’t get it. If it hadn’t been for the reality show with Jessica Simpson, most people would have no clue who he is.

6. Tom Cruise
Enough is enough. This guy’s a kook. Sure, he’s a good actor, but there are thousands of good actors.

7. Rosie O’Donnell
So she’s gay and she’s angry about everything. She may be categorized as a commedian, but she’s anything but funny.

8. Lindsay Lohan
She was a cute kid, but she’s a pitiful adult.

9. Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
Again, they were cute kids, but they’re abysmal adults.

10. Meg Ryan
Plastic surgery run amok. She is a caricature of her former self. The Meg we used to love is no more.

11. Tara Reid
Remind me now. . . WHY is she famous?

12. Oprah Winfrey
She’s a smart lady and she does a lot of good things, but come on, folks, she isn’t GOD! Some of the books she has recommended (I Feel Bad About My Neck, for example) are boring crap.

13. Michael Jackson
Yes, he’s had some phenomenal success as a singer and songwriter. However, he is seriously screwed-up.

Hazel, I know you’ve already written about this, but I couldn’t resist putting my two cents worth in.

As you know, according to TMZ, there’s a sex tape of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo that’s so hot . . . well it not only includes a hot tub make-out session, but a hot tub sex session that supposedly would make Paris’ sex tape look a little tame. The tape was made by some Mexican photographers hiding in bushes, in a tree or somewhere unseen by Lachey and Minnillo. So Nick’s lawyer is threatening lawsuits to anyone who publishes the tape. Check out TMZ to read the whole story.

I remember some of my own outdoor frolics in the not-so-distant past. I think most folks - at one time or another - have enjoyed some intimate moments out in nature. I’m sure glad there were no photographers around for my escapades! That’s the benefit of not being a celebrity, I guess.

For someone with the celebrity of Lachey and Minnillo, I agree with you, Hazel . . . GET A ROOM!

It seems Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo got very relaxed in a not-so-private jacuzzi at a private resort in Mexico and got their pictures taken by an ambitious Mexican photo agency. Now they are trying to stop the publication of the hardcore pictures through their attorney.

Photos of a heavy make-out session in said jacuzzi have already been published in this week’s Life & Style magazine. These photos only show part of the action that happened that day in Mexico.

According to TMZ, the rest of the pictures show a lot more than just making out. In fact, they report the rest of the photos are hardcore photos of the couple in several different sex positions in the jacuzzi.

The couple have hired Hollywood attorney Marty Singer and he has sent written notification to various publications that they will face a tremendous lawsuit if they publish the pictures.

Singer told TMZ the photographer was “outrageous and malicious,” adding, “The photos that were taken of our clients by a Mexican photographer violated Mexican law and were a clear invasion of privacy, and we have threatened to take legal action against third parties who publish the photos.”

Woah! That sounds serious. I’m sure the photographer thought he’d just earned his retirement money, but the Hollywood legal system seems to have stopped him dead in his tracks.

The lesson here is to …. get. a. room.

TMZ