Being rich and famous doesn’t translate to being beautiful. In fact, there are some celebrities who are just plain dog ugly. Some of them have done it to themselves and others were just born that way. Oddee has a list of the top 20 Ugliest Celebrities.

No list of ugly celebrities would be complete without the King of Pop Ugly - Michael Jackson. You know the old joke, he was a young handsome black man who grew up to be an ugly white woman.

Then there’s Marilyn Manson. The thing about this guy that I don’t get is that he’s associated with beautiful women from his ex Dita Von Teese to his current paramour Evan Rachel Wood. But hey, he looks a lot better when you are looking at him through the glare of the gold in his bank account.

Dang girl!!! Holy crap! Quit with the plastic surgery. Jocelyn Wildenstein has just flat out ruined herself. I wonder what she looked like before her billionaire husband spent $4Million on plastic surgery. *shudder*

Shane MacGowan is considered one of the most important Irish songwriters and poets of his generation. Its a good thing he is rich and famous cause he won’t get anywhere on his looks. This is one guy who might SHOULD consider plastic surgery!

No ugly celebrity list is complete without the once beautiful Donatella Versace who has plastic surgeried herself onto lists like this. What a shame! She does have talent and is super wealthy so I guess she can thumb her nose at all of us that makes these lists.

Attitude, temper, mean-spirited bully are just the tip of the iceberg for Rosie O’Donnell. There are just so many ways this woman is ugly. How can we count them all?

Oddee has more ugly celebrities - I just picked a few for here. I have to admit that I have a hard time making fun of people who might have made this list due to disfiguring disease, so I left a few off this list - but you can read more there.

Michael Jackson does an Ebony interview for the 25th anniversary of his Thriller album. These highly photoshopped pictures of Michael Jackson are on the cover of Ebony. He looks almost okay, doesn’t he? Ah, the miracle of photoshop!

The progression of Michael Jackson’s appearance over the years. He was so cute as a little boy. I’m sure he’d have grown up into a handsome man, if only he’d let himself grow up!! Instead, he did this to himself.

Michael Jackson in the 1970s, 1983 and 2004

E! Online is reporting that Jackson’s representatives are saying he is NOT married to his nanny (I mean his childrens’ nanny!).

The singer’s rep issued a firm denial Thursday in response to a sudden flurry of reports stating that the self-proclaimed King of Pop had swapped vows with his children’s nanny, Grace Rwaramba, a frequent fixture in the courtroom during his trial on child-molestation charges in 2005.

“Wide spreading reports regarding Michael Jackson being married are not true,” publicist and resident rumor-buster Raymone Bain said in a statement to E! News. “Documents stating otherwise are a hoax.”

Earlier Thursday, the National Enquirer’s Website quoted a source supposedly close to the pair who said, “Grace was happy to go along with it. She’s always been devoted to Michael and has raised the kids since the day they were born. Michael knew she’d make a perfect stepmother.”

I’m not a very good celebrity gossip person I guess because I didn’t know there were rumors he was married till I found out he wasn’t. Well, who cares about Michael Jackson anyway? I don’t. I just think he should probably be in jail for child molestation. Otherwise, he’s just weird freakzoid Wacky Jacky.

So the lowdown is that he is rumored to be married but his people are saying he’s not married so he might be married but then again he might not be. Got that?

There are some celebrities that are simply over-rated. For some reason, they are given much more status and attention than they deserve. Although some are good actors and/or have done good things, they aren’t THAT good. What do you think?

1. Brad Pitt
Okay, he’s cute, but really - he isn’t THAT smart. He’s got himself hooked up with a woman who very publicly tongue kissed her own brother and who used to wear a vial of her lover’s blood around her neck. She was also into cutting herself.

2. Angelina Jolie
She’s got a good publicist, that’s for sure. She’s depicted in the press as something akin to Mother Teresa. It seems everyone has forgotten that she is the one who did the things mentioned in #1 above.

3. Britney Spears
She’s not that good a singer.

4. Paris Hilton
Supposedly she’s a changed woman. It’s not happening so far. We’ll see.

5. Nick Lachey
What is it that makes him famous? I don’t get it. If it hadn’t been for the reality show with Jessica Simpson, most people would have no clue who he is.

6. Tom Cruise
Enough is enough. This guy’s a kook. Sure, he’s a good actor, but there are thousands of good actors.

7. Rosie O’Donnell
So she’s gay and she’s angry about everything. She may be categorized as a commedian, but she’s anything but funny.

8. Lindsay Lohan
She was a cute kid, but she’s a pitiful adult.

9. Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
Again, they were cute kids, but they’re abysmal adults.

10. Meg Ryan
Plastic surgery run amok. She is a caricature of her former self. The Meg we used to love is no more.

11. Tara Reid
Remind me now. . . WHY is she famous?

12. Oprah Winfrey
She’s a smart lady and she does a lot of good things, but come on, folks, she isn’t GOD! Some of the books she has recommended (I Feel Bad About My Neck, for example) are boring crap.

13. Michael Jackson
Yes, he’s had some phenomenal success as a singer and songwriter. However, he is seriously screwed-up.

Michael Jackson’s publicist has confirmed that the self-proclaimed King of Pop is looking for a summer home in Eastern Shore Maryland.

He hasn’t bought a place and is continuing to look ‘up the coast’ for vacation homes. His publicist said that Jackson has always admired the east coast. Besides, you can get more acreage on the east coast and Jackson likes his privacy.

Yes, I’m sure he DOES like his privacy …..

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Related:
The Masked Son of Michael Jackson

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These pictures are said to have been taken while Michael Jackson was at an orphanage in Japan shopping for a new pet child.

As you can see, Jacko still has his children covering their faces with masks. Pictured in the black mask is Blanket Jackson. Look at his eyes. That is a sad looking child. It’s chilling to try to imagine what their childhoods have been like.

The masks just don’t hide the sadness in both of the children’s eyes.

It’s too bad money can buy children.

h/t Right Celebrities

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