Lindsay Lohan is outdoors during the day, smiling, fresh faced and looking kind of nice. She’s out picking pumpkins in Utah, probably on a rehab outing.

She looks sober though and well … she looks sober.

source: Celeb Warship

Okay, so you get wasted, steal a car, kidnap a couple of dudes and go for a drunken free-wheeling chase down the streets of LA and you are punished by having to go to rehab. Yeah, so now I understand.

It looks like Linds is really suffering in that place! Bet she’ll think twice before she does that again!

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Get off the roads, seriously! Lindsay Lohan is getting out of rehab. Word is, she’s set to be released this weekend.

I definitely question whether or not we are going to be seeing a new and improved Lindsay, considering that she hasn’t been able to walk away from rehab without scandal.

As you probably know, Lindsay is named as the ‘other woman’ after she was caught having sex with co-rehaber tony Allen in the bathroom at the rehab. Tony’s billionaire heiress wife, Stephanie Allen, didn’t like that news one little bit and filed for divorce. I bet that’s one of the most expensive quickie Tony ever had. I hope he at least got a cigarette after.

Lindsay is a walking, and driving, piece of destruction where ever she goes.

BTW - isn’t that the same hat Britney wears?

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Lindsay is getting a lot done to be in rehab. Still, she looks pretty good in these photos for the German November edition of Zoo.

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The poster pictured above appeared on the gate of Paris Hilton’s Hollywood Hills home. Don’t know who tacked it up there - but its pretty tacky.

Why would Paris, of all people, take pleasure in someone else’s problems.

The poster features Lindsay’s police mugshot and reads:

“LOST DOG — HAVE YOU SEEN HER?

Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: Anorexic
Eyed: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore Terrier

My dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her “doggy bag” ad her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!

MISSING

If you have any information, please call - (310) 555-NOHOPE or go to www.myspace.com/dirtyagenda

All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.”

source: Gone Hollywood

I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty … dang, now I can’t get that song out of my head!

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Entertainment Weekly is reporting that they have talked with studio executives about the future of Lindsay Lohan’s career. The studio executives basically responded, ‘What career?’.

For one brilliant, flickering moment, she was poised to become a star. By the age of 17, Lindsay Lohan had played lead roles in four major films, two of them significant hits. In 2004, her first album had gone platinum. Mean Girls had opened at $24 million and had transported her from cute kid to budding sex symbol and style icon. Hollywood wanted to mold her into the next Julia Roberts. By last week, at the age of 21, she had blown it all away. ”She had the world at her feet,” says the head of a major studio. ”And right now, she’d have to pay a studio to get herself into a movie.”

Almost all of the studio executives said they would not hire Lindsay now. They say even though she’s been treated like a star in the press and blogs, she simply isn’t one. Her behavior on sets and the fact ‘Mean Girls’ is the only real hit she has had as an adult ended her career long before her legal troubles started.

If you think about it, she really has mostly been famous for her troubles and troubled lifestyle. As one of the studio executives said, the death of her career is the least of her problems right now, she needs to focus on keeping herself alive.

This is a troubled, lost little girl and I do believe she is in danger of turning up dead one day.

But …. Lindsay says she’s the greatest actress in the world.

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Turns out Lindsay Lohan really IS a real mean girl. A former friend is telling Splash News Online that Lindsay claims she’s ‘The greatest actress in the world! No one’s even close to me right now!’ Well! I guess you have to have a pretty hefty ego to be a starlet, but she’s not exactly on top of the world right at the moment. She’s on the verge of being poison for movie producers considering her current movie is a flop and her primadonna behavior on sets is costly for movie makers.

Splash News Online says,

Harsh words from a chick that has two recent major movie flops, two rehab vacations, two DUI’s, was caught on camera snorting coke all by the tender age of 21.

It gets a lot better though. The former friend told Splash what Lindsay has to say about the stars she perceives as her competition.

• Scarlett Johansson, you are: -”Ugly, fat, and have no talent.”
• Jessica Simpson, you are: -”Someone who can’t sing and are as dumb as f#ck.”
• Sienna Miller, you are: -”a no talent crackhead.”
• Keira Knightly, you are: -”a flat, shallow, cardboard cutout of an actress.”
• Jessica Biel, you are: -”a phony, scheming, joke of an actress.”

Don’t ya know that’s just devastated these other women. They’ll probably worry about it the entire time Lindsay is in prison for multiple DUIs, narcotic possession, kidnapping, hijacking a car, etc.

Yep. They’ll be just prostrate over it, I’m sure.

h/t: Allie is Wired

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There are some celebrities that are simply over-rated. For some reason, they are given much more status and attention than they deserve. Although some are good actors and/or have done good things, they aren’t THAT good. What do you think?

1. Brad Pitt
Okay, he’s cute, but really - he isn’t THAT smart. He’s got himself hooked up with a woman who very publicly tongue kissed her own brother and who used to wear a vial of her lover’s blood around her neck. She was also into cutting herself.

2. Angelina Jolie
She’s got a good publicist, that’s for sure. She’s depicted in the press as something akin to Mother Teresa. It seems everyone has forgotten that she is the one who did the things mentioned in #1 above.

3. Britney Spears
She’s not that good a singer.

4. Paris Hilton
Supposedly she’s a changed woman. It’s not happening so far. We’ll see.

5. Nick Lachey
What is it that makes him famous? I don’t get it. If it hadn’t been for the reality show with Jessica Simpson, most people would have no clue who he is.

6. Tom Cruise
Enough is enough. This guy’s a kook. Sure, he’s a good actor, but there are thousands of good actors.

7. Rosie O’Donnell
So she’s gay and she’s angry about everything. She may be categorized as a commedian, but she’s anything but funny.

8. Lindsay Lohan
She was a cute kid, but she’s a pitiful adult.

9. Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
Again, they were cute kids, but they’re abysmal adults.

10. Meg Ryan
Plastic surgery run amok. She is a caricature of her former self. The Meg we used to love is no more.

11. Tara Reid
Remind me now. . . WHY is she famous?

12. Oprah Winfrey
She’s a smart lady and she does a lot of good things, but come on, folks, she isn’t GOD! Some of the books she has recommended (I Feel Bad About My Neck, for example) are boring crap.

13. Michael Jackson
Yes, he’s had some phenomenal success as a singer and songwriter. However, he is seriously screwed-up.

ZipperFish

Okay, I know, it’s been around a little while, but it’s still hilarious.