Lindsay Lohan is diggin’ for something in there. G. R. O. S. S. Didn’t her mama ever tell her that when you are a Hollywood skank with the paparazzi following you every where that you shouldn’t pick your nose in public??

She’s really diggin’. Will someone PLEASE give her a Kleenex?

Yeah, she’s all dressed up here and made up to the nines. She’s so made up I can’t see her. Still, she looks rough to me. She’s not aging well. I know she’s only 21 years old, but she looks a lot older. All that hard partying is taking a toll on her.

She swears she’s getting better.

Where do I even start with this photo shoot. It kind of embarrasses me for Lindsay Lohan - well, not really. I mean, I could put on a cheap, messy, blond wig and get a sheer pink piece of cloth and poke my lips out and lay around in the same position and would look as much like Marilyn Monroe as Lindsay does. Nicole Kidman did a more convincing Marilyn Monroe photo shoot recently.

For some reason that wig is just bugging the hell out of me. I would think that New York Magazine could have afforded to get a wig that looked a little bit natural. Its just awful. It looks like a really cheap wig they tried to muss up so that it would look like Marilyn’s hair. It just really bugs me. This photo shoot looks like its a parody more than a serious attempt to pay homage to a legend. Maybe that’s it! Maybe its meant to be a joke. Well, that would explain everything! Okay, so now I can chill about the wig then.

Marilyn Monroe’s photo shoot is more natural and sexier. Lindsay is just trying too hard and frankly it looks like she’s got on a sloppy wig and is TRYING to look sexy. Marilyn didn’t have to try, she just was sexy.

You can find the photos of Marilyn Monroe that Lindsay is trying to copy here.

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Lindsay Lohan nudes under the fold for all you pervs who just have to see them.

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Here’s Lindsay Lohan and her really bad skin heading to her court mandated traffic school. That was part of her plea agreement for that DUI she got a while back. Not the bad skin, but going to traffic school. She needs to lay off whatever is doing that to her skin and get her some better skin care products. Seriously, that’s all I saw when I saw these pictures.

original photo credit: Celebutopia

The first thing I noticed about these photos of Lindsay Lohan is that she’s wearing panties. The second thing I noticed is that she’s not wearing leggings! Yeah, I know we’ve seen it all before, but we’ve hardly ever seen panties on Lindsay and its been a while since she flashed the paps. Since she’s been more sober - so to speak - there’s just not that many fun news about her. That’s good for her, but not so good for us. So we take what we can get.

Lindsay Lohan is looking great when she steps out for dinner with her family and boyfriend, Riley Giles. They are eating at Downtown Cipriani in New York.

Okay, this isn’t real exciting, I know, but you have to admit she looks great. She’s just not as much fun to talk about since she’s behaving herself.

Looks like Lindsay Lohan has taken some lessons from Britney Spears on how to get out of a car when the paparazzi is snapping.

Lindsay has been so good since she got out of rehab this last time that she’s almost been boring. But not quite. She did forget her bra the other day. Now it looks like she forgot her pants. Seriously, it would be hard to get out of a car an not flash the paps with that shirt, or skirt, on.

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photos from: A Socialite’s Life

J-lo says LEAVE BRITNEY, PARIS AND LINDSAY ALLLLL - OOOOOOO - NNNNEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, what she really said was that the pressures of fame are the source of their personal problems.

She says it takes a while to get accustomed to fame and finding ways to avoid the paparazzi. The problem, of course, is that they don’t WANT to avoid the paparazzi. Paris is famous because of the paparazzi, the only reason Britney is still around at all is because she gets attention from the paparazzi and Lindsay, well Lindsay has made some movies but she does seem to enjoy the attention.

Maybe they’ll grow out of it. Who knows.

She says: “People wonder why Britney or Lindsay or Paris is acting crazy, but they don’t know what it means not to be able to walk outside your house.

“‘Oh, but she has millions!’ they say, but that doesn’t help when you can’t… feel good.

“I feel so bad when I see people going through the beginnings of it. Because it’s not fun. You have to learn to navigate it because if you don’t, it will eat you up.

“It’s a lot of pressure. And you gotta keep grounded and find a way to deal with it and hopefully have love in your life.”

Lopez insists she and her husband Marc Anthony deliberately avoid socialising in places where the paparazzi are likely to be lurking.

She adds: “We established early on that our relationship was not for public consumption. When we’re out there, it’s because it’s part of our work, but you won’t catch us hanging out at some random place with paparazzi following us because we don’t let them.

“And we have such a tight circle of friends, we don’t have people calling the photographers saying, ‘Marc and Jennifer are coming here.’”

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Lindsay Lohan is outdoors during the day, smiling, fresh faced and looking kind of nice. She’s out picking pumpkins in Utah, probably on a rehab outing.

She looks sober though and well … she looks sober.

source: Celeb Warship