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You know you’ve had the same do too long when you change your style and it makes headlines. Its not a BIG change, but its a tad shorter and had a little bit of a curl on the end. She’s obviously trying to update her style an inch at a time.

Gwyneth Paltrow, pictured here just pretty as a little picture and reeking of delicacy in her G*d awful dress with a huge pink bow. WHAT IS IT WITH THESE OVERSIZED BOWS LATELY? Oh, I lost my train of thought. All I can see is that bow and her trying to look all precious.
Anyway, she says in her fake British accent that she might adopt a child because a good friend of hers says that if you have a lot of money you should adopt. Well, we know that friend is Madonna, no doubt. AND WHAT IS IT WITH ALL THE PEOPLE SPEAKING IN FAKE BRITISH ACCENTS LATELY??? Sorry, I got sidetracked again.
She’s thinking she might pick one up in her hometown of Brooklyn. Brooklyn? I’m all for adopting domestically, our little kids need homes too just like the ones from more exotic locations. But 1) she’s not from Brooklyn and 2) WHAT???.
People who have a lot also often feel like they have a lot to give. I have a good friend who always says that if you’re a person of means at all, then you have to adopt because there are so many kids in the world who need homes.”
When asked if she would adopt a baby from Malawi like Madonna, she responded, “we might get one from Brooklyn. No baby is more helpless than another baby. And I’m a New York girl.” [source]
Maybe she’ll just drop by and pick up a baby in Brooklyn while she’s out running errands. Milk, check. Bread, check. Shop for hideously ugly dress with big pink bow that’s overtaking my face, check. Get hair cut that looks the same as it looked before the hair cut, check. Pick up baby at orphanage, check.
If you live in Brooklyn you might want to keep your babies inside as long as Gwyneth is in town.
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Gwyneth Paltrow enjoys a playful afternoon with her children Apple and Moses in a local park in Barcelona, Spain.
The Oscar-winning beauty is currently in Spain filming the upcoming TV documentary series “Spain: On the Road Again,” in which she’ll explore the country’s food, art, music, fashion, and nightlife.
Once she spots the photographers, the extremely private Paltrow packs up the kids and heads home.
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Page Six is reporting that Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow will be together again in an upcoming movie about Watergate. They are to play a married couple in Dirty Tricks scheduled to being filming in December 2007.
Once upon a time, a long, long time ago, they were a couple, on and off screen. They had a 3-year off-screen relationship and a lot of chemistry on-screen playing a married couple in Seven.
h/t: Jeanette’s Celebrity Corner
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Writer and director, Alek Keshishian had Gwyneth Paltrow in mind to play Emily ‘Jacks’ Jackson in his new romantic comedy Love and Other Disasters. Her character was to be an assistant to the editor in chief of British Vogue. The problem is that it took Keshishian 10 years to complete the script.
“By the time I finished, [Paltrow] was pregnant,” Keshishian told Planet Gossip’s Matt Donnelly at last night’s Outfest premiere of the movie at the DGA Theatre Complex in West Hollywood. “So I thought, okay, you’re now officially too old to play this role.”
Is Paltrow, 34, really that long in the tooth? No, says Keshishian, but the slightly younger 29-year-old Murphy eventually got the part because the character “is meant to be a kind of young girl, before she figures out love.”
Ouch! That must have hurt! Not to worry about Gwyneth though. She has an appearance in the movie anyway and gets to have a hot, steamy love scene with Orlando Bloom. So she can’t have too much to complain about.
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