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Goldie Hawn can’t get a break. She goes out without makeup and paparazzi snap her picture then people like me put it on blogs and we all go AGGHHHH look at Goldie Hawn without makeup. Well, I mean DA_YUM, look at Goldie Hawn without makeup!!!!!
Hey, she’s 62 years old. She looks great. At least she can move her face!!!


Goldie Hawn looks like she is having a blast in Berlin. She’s there for the film festival and has been seen a tad inebriated from time to time around the city. This isn’t the first time I’ve posted about Goldie Hawn being sh*t faced, but I’m giving her the benefit of the doubt. I’ve seen some other blogs making some pretty nasty remarks about her age and the amount of botox that’s been injected into her in one place or the other. I’m rising above that kind of bashing because I’m just that nice of a person.
The thing is, you know what its like over there. Everybody in Germany drinks all day every day. I never figured out how they do it. As an American, I’m not used to that kind of drinking and have been known to get a little tipsy myself when I’m there. I just can’t hold my liquor - or beer - like they do. I figure they must have the most shriveled up livers in the world, but they seem pretty healthy for the most part. So that’s why I’m giving her the benefit of the doubt. When in Rome and all that …
Plus, look at the woman. She’s been around a loooong time and she’s still got a great body and is cute as hell even with her clothes all mess up and staggering down the street and having to be assisted to walk. Plus, she’s still out having a good time. To hell with the wrinkles and the ravages of time. Get drunk, grab a man and live in up in Berlin. Good for her. Have at it Goldie, forget about all these haters. I got your back!

Kate Hudson and Goldie Hawn spend some mother and daughter time freezing on the streets of Aspen. Looks cold but they look like they are bundled up just fine.
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