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Psycho Bitch

Woah!!! Dude’s losing it. Seriously, already lost it. Still, I’m rolling in the floor laughing.

Check out the dude’s MySpace: Chris Crocker MySpace

Who am I? It’s more like WHAT am I! I am the future.

Scary thought!

Currently the most watched video on MySpace.

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Leave Britney alone *sob* *sob* *sob*!!!

This makes Britney not look so crazy any more doesn’t it!!!!

BTW - yes this is a guy and yes this is the video that everyone is watching right now. Over 2.3 million views yesterday alone.

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What can I say. The girls got class. Its low class, but its class.

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Britney needs to either stay ON her meds or get OFF the ‘meds’. I’m not sure which one it is, but either way the girl can’t stay sane enough long enough to get her much-hyped career come back any further than the hype stage. One pathetic failed attempt after the other is evidence that hostile reactions to the photogs that follow her every mood (whoops, meant move) probably isn’t the wisest thing. But then, who would use wise and Britney in the same paragraph?

Then again maybe she knows exactly what she’s doing. It keeps them interested in her and really, that’s what her career has come to after all, fodder for gossip, flashing the paparazzi, no direction, shopping. She needs them more than they need her. After all, there’s always someone else waiting to take her place.

Well, enough of that. What is it with her hair? It looks like the wind is blowing her wig off her head.

Can’t she afford a proper wig or extensions? They are always out of whack with her.

hat-tip Celebrity Dirty Laundry

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Britney looks good in these photos she did for Allure Magazine’s September cover. Apparently, all went well during the photo shoot. She was cooperative and as you can see, they got some good shots. Then it was time for the interview she had agreed to do.

Britney no-showed four times for the agreed-to interview with interviewer Judith Newman. Newman writes that at one point Britney canceled saying she had an important session to do in the recording studio. It was later discovered that Britney had gone to get her nails done instead. Since Newman didn’t have an interview to go with the alluring photos, she wrote about her quest to find Britney for the interview.

It seems to me that all Newman had to do was follow the paparazzi crumbs.

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source: Forbes

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Britney Spears lovely in her new ad for her latest fragrance Believe. She looks svelte, toned and … clean. She looks so lovely in the ad that fragrance firm Elizabeth Arden has had to release a statement that they didn’t use a body double.

BWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry, I didn’t mean to do that. I suppose photoshop is a viable option to the body double.

Could this be the very same Britney that is in this photo?

source: Daily Mail

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One of the best arguments for not living a life full of alcohol, drug abuse and out-of-control living is to see what its done to Britney Spears (among others). I guess there’s a reason she just lip syncs these days.

hat-tip: Allie is Wired

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Honestly, would you have a hard time driving or doing anything else with that many people following you around and snapping your every move? I really can understand how it would be distracting regardless of how used to having them around you get.

On the other hand, she’s had them following her long enough that she HAS to know that when she flashes them getting out of the car or squats down on the curb they are going to be snapping those cameras at a mile a minute hoping to get a pic of her girl thang. Plus, if you notice, she makes sure she squats down between the cars and facing the paps to make sure they have an unobstructed view.

Not to mention, it has to be hard to maneuver a car while one handed because your other hand is occupied holding a little bitty doggy.

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There are some celebrities that are simply over-rated. For some reason, they are given much more status and attention than they deserve. Although some are good actors and/or have done good things, they aren’t THAT good. What do you think?

1. Brad Pitt
Okay, he’s cute, but really - he isn’t THAT smart. He’s got himself hooked up with a woman who very publicly tongue kissed her own brother and who used to wear a vial of her lover’s blood around her neck. She was also into cutting herself.

2. Angelina Jolie
She’s got a good publicist, that’s for sure. She’s depicted in the press as something akin to Mother Teresa. It seems everyone has forgotten that she is the one who did the things mentioned in #1 above.

3. Britney Spears
She’s not that good a singer.

4. Paris Hilton
Supposedly she’s a changed woman. It’s not happening so far. We’ll see.

5. Nick Lachey
What is it that makes him famous? I don’t get it. If it hadn’t been for the reality show with Jessica Simpson, most people would have no clue who he is.

6. Tom Cruise
Enough is enough. This guy’s a kook. Sure, he’s a good actor, but there are thousands of good actors.

7. Rosie O’Donnell
So she’s gay and she’s angry about everything. She may be categorized as a commedian, but she’s anything but funny.

8. Lindsay Lohan
She was a cute kid, but she’s a pitiful adult.

9. Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
Again, they were cute kids, but they’re abysmal adults.

10. Meg Ryan
Plastic surgery run amok. She is a caricature of her former self. The Meg we used to love is no more.

11. Tara Reid
Remind me now. . . WHY is she famous?

12. Oprah Winfrey
She’s a smart lady and she does a lot of good things, but come on, folks, she isn’t GOD! Some of the books she has recommended (I Feel Bad About My Neck, for example) are boring crap.

13. Michael Jackson
Yes, he’s had some phenomenal success as a singer and songwriter. However, he is seriously screwed-up.