J-lo says LEAVE BRITNEY, PARIS AND LINDSAY ALLLLL - OOOOOOO - NNNNEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, what she really said was that the pressures of fame are the source of their personal problems.

She says it takes a while to get accustomed to fame and finding ways to avoid the paparazzi. The problem, of course, is that they don’t WANT to avoid the paparazzi. Paris is famous because of the paparazzi, the only reason Britney is still around at all is because she gets attention from the paparazzi and Lindsay, well Lindsay has made some movies but she does seem to enjoy the attention.

Maybe they’ll grow out of it. Who knows.

She says: “People wonder why Britney or Lindsay or Paris is acting crazy, but they don’t know what it means not to be able to walk outside your house.

“‘Oh, but she has millions!’ they say, but that doesn’t help when you can’t… feel good.

“I feel so bad when I see people going through the beginnings of it. Because it’s not fun. You have to learn to navigate it because if you don’t, it will eat you up.

“It’s a lot of pressure. And you gotta keep grounded and find a way to deal with it and hopefully have love in your life.”

Lopez insists she and her husband Marc Anthony deliberately avoid socialising in places where the paparazzi are likely to be lurking.

She adds: “We established early on that our relationship was not for public consumption. When we’re out there, it’s because it’s part of our work, but you won’t catch us hanging out at some random place with paparazzi following us because we don’t let them.

“And we have such a tight circle of friends, we don’t have people calling the photographers saying, ‘Marc and Jennifer are coming here.’”

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Right Celebrity is reporting that Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears were attacked by a random woman as they were out for Sushi in Malibu last night.

The woman started yelling, ‘get the f*ck out the neighborhood.’ Jamie Lynn eventually responded to the woman’s verbal attack by shouting back, ‘Then move the f*ck out of the neighborhood!

Britney’s BFF, the paparazzi, defended her by yelling back at the woman to shut up and get out of there. The woman grabbed Jamie Lynn and Britney tells the paparazzi to not let the woman get near her.

The paparazzi take care of Britney. They run errands for her, change her tires and provide body guard services for her. They have a symbiotic relationship. Really, what would she do without them or they without her?

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The incident is on video (below) of course, as is every other moment of Brit’s life.

Photos and video via Right Celebrity.

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Okay now, enough is enough. I’m actually starting to feel sorry for Britney. It seems that the paparazzi are her only friends! Remember when she ‘needed help in the bathroom’ and paparazzi came to her aid. Now they are changing her tires. Seriously, they seem to be there all the time and come to her aid when needed. When they aren’t cussing her and her them that is.

In the wee hours of the night she had a flat tire in front of her home. They changed the tire for her and she thanked them by posing for pics with them.

source: JustJared

LEAVE CHRIS ALOOONNEEE!!!!!

Oh wait! That’s not right.

Britney Spears DOES NOT LIKE her number one fan, Chris Crocker. In fact, she hates his crazy ass. She says he’s insulting, creepy and difficult to watch.

That’s the most sane thing I’ve heard from her in a long, long time!

You can see several of his videos here and here.

source: Allie is Wired

Well, its happened. Britney Spears has lost custody of her children. I think it was only a matter of time. The Federline’s were in court today and L.A. County Superior Court Judge Scott Gordon issued an order stating that Kevin Federline “is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday, October 3, 2007 at 12:00 PM until further order of the court.”

The reasons given were Britney’s habitual use of drugs and alcohol. She also does not have a valid drivers license. She went ahead and turned custody over to Federline today.

She looks awful in this picture, but I have to say its undoubtedly better for the kids. I feel so sad for her that I’m not even going to mention that seeing her in that same pair of boots is getting really old and she looks like she’s in what she wore to bed last night. Actually, she looks like she’s been crying.

Who knows, maybe this is what it will take to straighten her out. Or she’s just crazy and can’t get straightened out. Either way, the kids need more stability than what she’s been offering them.

Who ever would have thought that Kevin Federline would end up being perceived as the better parent of the two?

X17 Online got some photos of Britney as she was taking the children to meet Kevin Federline’s bodyguards.

We just got this exclusive picture of Britney with her children (in the back of the car), taken just minutes before she handed them over to Kevin’s bodyguard. Britney took the boys through the Carl’s Jr. drive-thru on the way to her meeting point.

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Update: Wait a minute! Why is she driving since she just left court and was scolded for not having a drivers license?

Update #2: Britney dropped the kids off and went to the tanning salon. So much for being grief stricken over losing her kids.

Britney Spears showed up at a party at Newport Beach dressed like … a pirate. I think maybe she got confused. TALK like a pirate day was just a few days ago. Maybe she thought it was DRESS like a pirate day and was confused about which day it was.

Okay, I’m just trying to figure this outfit out.

But don’t worry too much about her. She will still make sure she flashes the paparazzi every chance she gets. This time she has on blue panties.

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hat-tip: IDon’tLikeYouInThatWay

Britney Spears music video, I Shaved My Head F-You!

Probably NSFW., but funny

Video from Liquid Generation via Allie is Wired

Britney, Britney, Britney! She just does one thing after the other. The latest is that she went to the ladies room at a sandwich bar in Los Angeles, found herself in need of some feminine products, poked her head out of the door and asked the paparazzi to go get the needed products for her.

Now, all of us women have found ourselves in that predicament from time to time, but seriously, would you poke your head out of the door and ask a stranger to go buy what you need? Wouldn’t you try to get one of your friends - especially since you have a cell phone on your ear 24/7.

Don’t you think you’d be on your best behavior considering her current situation with the danger of losing custody of her sons. Especially considering that her former body guard has come out and told the world that you scream out suddenly for no apparent reason, walk around naked, drive dangerously and are a doper.

I really think Britney has serious mental problems. I don’t say that in a mean way, I say that meaning I believe the girl needs some real help. She probably won’t get it though. She’s really a sad and pathetic person.

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The American Idol judges have reached out to the Pop Princess/Trainwreck and have offered to collectively manage her career. They say her career is not over, but she needs some proper management and they are just the people to do it.

We have decided we can bring Britney back,” Cowell tells Fox News, stressing, “We are serious. We plan to buy her some underpants, get her bigger shorts to perform in, and get her away from her stupid friends.” (Quite the ambitious trifecta, if you ask me.) “MTV ratings are up,” notes Cowell, “and all we’re hearing is ‘Britney, Britney, Britney!’ She can turn it around.”

Adds Randy, “We’d love to take care of you, Spears! We will make you a superstar again!”

Britney’s reaction to the overture… after the break.

Britney photos Maple Juice

Give Me More

The Britney Pool

Psycho Bitch

Woah!!! Dude’s losing it. Seriously, already lost it. Still, I’m rolling in the floor laughing.

Check out the dude’s MySpace: Chris Crocker MySpace

Who am I? It’s more like WHAT am I! I am the future.

Scary thought!

Currently the most watched video on MySpace.

Trackposted to Outside the Beltway, third world county, Right Celebrity, Woman Honor Thyself, The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns, Shadowscope, Planck’s Constant, Leaning Straight Up, and Colloquium, thanks to Linkfest Haven Deluxe.