Britney Spears celebrated her birthday (December 2nd), last night with her cousin Ali Sims and Paris Hilton along with a few hundred more of her hangers on friends. The celebration was amidst continuing rumors that Britney is pregnant again.

I don’t know if she’s pregnant or not. I do think she hasn’t got any business with any babies. But that’s just me.

Britney looked better for about 15 minutes a couple of weeks ago, but she’s looking pretty nasty again. I started to point out the extensions, the sagging boobs, the tacky clothes, the rough skin … but there’s just so much wrong that I don’t even know where to start, or end. Check it out for yourself. Maybe Paris is there as part of her new mission to help the needy of the world.

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From Time magazine’s interview with Stephen King.

And the guy says to me — the Nightline guy — I didn’t get the guy’s name. Granted, I haven’t been feeling real well and it was a long day of interviews. But he said to me, “If we didn’t cover cultural things, we wouldn’t be covering you and The Mist, and promoting the movie.” And I’m like, “Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan aren’t cultural.” They aren’t political. They’re economic only in the mildest sense of the word. In fact, if I had to pick somebody, some celebrity who has had some impact this year, some sort of echo in the larger American life, I would say Hannah Montana. That whole issue of online ticket sales and scalping fascinates me. There are [legitimate] issues there about the Internet, so that actually does seem to have some cultural significance. But Britney? Britney Spears is just trailer trash. That’s all. I mean, I don’t mean to be pejorative. But you observe her behavior for the past five years and you say, “Here’s a lady who can’t take care of her kids, she can’t take care of herself, she has no retirement fund, everything that she gets runs right through her hands.” And yet, you know and I know that if you go to those sites that tell you what the most blogged-about things on the Internet are, it’s Britney, it’s Lindsay. So I think it would be terrific [to have them as TIME Persons of the Year]. There would be such a scream from the American reading public, sure. But at the same time, it’s time for somebody to discuss the difference between real news and fake news.”

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Britney Spears has been out with her latest beau, Michael Marchand, a couple of times recently. They say it was instant ‘chemistry’. The two had a date at Britney’s mansion.

Dear waiter/actor Michael, Your career will probably get the kick-start you’ve been hoping for now that you are in the tabloids walking three steps behind Britney. Be grateful for the chemistry between you and Brit-Brit. You will need at least that much chemistry, and whatever pharmaceuticals you can get your hands on, since Brit is getting what she wants from you. Good luck in your future endeavors. Yours, Adeline and Hazel.

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I wonder if anyone is keeping track of the number of people who want to rescue Britney Spears from herself? You know, if you took all those people and divided up all the needy children in America and assigned the children to each Britney rescuer wanna-be you could make a dent in the suffering of the children.

Billy Ray Cyrus is the latest in the list of Britney help brigade. The problem is that Britney doesn’t want rescuing. She just wants what she wants when she wants it. Period. Unfortunately for her, she’s got enough money that she’ll never be forced to have to face her inner demons. That’s too bad for her.

“Honey you are welcome to a Nashville Thanksgiving at our house,” “We love her. We would love to be there for you and we care about you. Miley is a big fan and she wants to reach out, too. We want her to know that’s it’s never too late to make things right.”

I don’t think its so awful that the likes of Billy Ray Cyrus want to rescue her. I just don’t think there’s a chance in hell she’ll listen to any body about any thing she doesn’t want to hear.

Gone Hollywood had this video of Ron Jeremy doing a spoof of Britney Spears doing her MTV Video Music Awards performance.

Oh. My. Gawd. Its’ too funny!

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Britney Spears is crazy as a loon. That’s just my opinion, of course, but the girl doesn’t even bother to bathe or wear clean clothes. She knows she’s going to be photographed where ever she goes and still she sees just how skanky she can look when she’s out.

The photo above was taken while she was out shopping the same week the photo on the right was published to promote her new CD, Blackout. The photos of the real Britney don’t even resemble the promotional photos. There has to be body doubles, seriously talented photoshoppers and Lord only knows what else to make her look like a normal 25-year-old.

Doesn’t she have anybody who can take her and throw her in a shower to clean her up? Can’t somebody force her to take anti-psychotic meds? Something? Someone?

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Duran Duran’s new video, Falling Down, seems to be a message to Britney Spears and probably other Hollywood party girls. Its about rehab and … well …. falling down. The focus is on a Hollywood star who looks amazingly like Britney. The other girls in rehab could be Linds and some others.

The video was directed by Justin Timberlake.

Is it a love letter to Britney? What do you think?

hat-tip: Allie is Wired

Malibu is burning down, she’s lost her kids, she’s the queen of the tabloids, but hey - she’s got new pouty lips, she’s rich, she doesn’t have to do anything anyone tells her to do and she can dance!!! Well, she can sorta dance.

And CLEAN!!! Here Britney is cleaning her own patio furniture! And doing a plumber look in her leopard print bikini. That had to work up a sweat!

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Photo source: Hollywood Backwash

Jive Records has announced they will be releasing Britney Spears new CD, Blackout, on October 30th, two weeks ahead of schedule. The decision was made because songs from the CD are being leaked on the internet.

I don’t know what it says about me that I actually find myself routing for the girl to get her act together.

Read more at Right Celebrity. Meanwhile, here’s the promotional video for the CD.

Maxim one-ups Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive by going for the Unsexiest Woman Alive. They give us their choices for the Top Five Unsexiest Women of 2007 and their reasons for their choices.

Agree? Disagree? Whatever - their assessments are pretty funny.

# 5 Britney Spears


# 4 Madonna


# 3 Sandra Oh


# 2 Amy Winehouse


# 1 Sarah Jessica Parker