Ashton Kutcher gives a little tease in his whitie tighties … not that little of a tease actually. He’s posing as a robot, which doesn’t seem like that far of a stretch to me. But then, I’m not his biggest fan. He does make a nice arm accessory for Demi though and there’s something to be said for that.

You have to admit that the Kutcher - Moore - Willis family here looks pretty spiffy. They are all dressed to the nines in white and silver and variations thereof. Its pretty striking really. How do you like that I listed Kutcher first? We all know he’s not really the head of the family, but I thought I’d give him top billing just to make him feel better if he should read this.

I think Rumer Willis looks great here. I’ve said before, several times, that I think she gets a bad rap for her looks. I think the worst pictures of her get published, not to mention she was broadcast out there as an awkward pre-teen and early teen. She’s growing into her looks. Okay, she’s not the most beautiful girl out there, but she’s not nearly as bad as a lot of people say. Her jaw is … unfortunate. She has a fantastic figure, beautiful eyes and striking hair. Yeah, I tend to take up for the underdog and I know she’s not really an underdog, it just bugs me that people diss her so much. Anyway, she looks great here. So does Demi. I’m not into Ashton’s white suit. It makes me think of Saturday Night Fever. Hope they don’t have hepatitis!

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The world’s most friendly exes got together this weekend for Ashton Kutcher’s 30th birthday. The happy extended family includes Kutcher’s 15-year-older wife Demi Moore, her ex-husband Bruce Willis and of course, Bruce and Demi’s children, Rumer Willis, 19, Scout, 16, and Tallulah-Belle, 14. Well now, that was a mouthful.

Bruce trumped Demi at the birthday party though. He showed up with his 29-year-old lingerie model girlfriend, Emma Heming. Prior to that he had been the one to smile and be happy around Demi and her 29-year-old boy toy Ashton. Now that Ashton is 30 and Bruce is 52, and that Emma is a younger version of Demi, I think that means Bruce wins.

Hopefully, Heming will be able to get along with Demi as this is the closest exes ever and anyone who comes into this family with complicated connections has to be able to take the whole group of them with whomever they are hooking up with.

I have no idea if that makes any sense. I doubt you or I care if it does cause the pictures speak for themselves.

Demi Moore got all bent out of shape when she saw her boy-husband’s new haircut. She was all like grounding him till it grows out again. She said it makes her look old and she won’t be seen with him till he makes her look young again.

. . . Demi first eyeballed his surprise clip and shrieked: “You look like a little boy - and that makes me look like an old woman!” . . . [Demi] not only refused to go to dinner with him and his new ‘do because she was paranoid that people would stare, she put her foot down and ordered: “Grow it out - and NEVER, EVER cut it that short again!”

Look at him. You can tell he’s been spanked and won’t do that again! Heh!

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