Monica Bellucci

You have to love Maxim’s lists! They are great. So, we had Maxim’s list of Unsexiest Women and now we have the list of Sexiests Pregnant Women.

Monica Bellucci is on the cover. Other sexy pregnant women who made the lists are Angelina Jolie, Brooke Burke, Christina Aguilera, Gwen Stefanie, Halle Berry, Heidi Klum, Jaime Pressly and Naomi Watts.

Julia Roberts must be tired of Angelina Jolie getting more tabloid time than her. Julia’s kept a low profile for a while since she’s been having kids and walking around shopping looking like a bag lady. No offense meant to bag ladies.

Julia invited a bunch of friends over to watch Angelia’s hit movie ‘A Mighty Heart’. After the movie was over Julia told her friends that she could have done a better job in the movie and not only that, Angie’s a ho! Then her friends went and told the tabloids what Julia had said and VOILA! Julia’s in the tabloids again where she used to be when she was a ‘Pretty Woman’.

“I would rarely way this, but I think I could have done a better job with this film,’ Julia announced to her friends. And they loved her reaction,” says the source. “Angie isn’t exactly the most loved person in Hollywood.”

She went on to say that her husband, Danny Moder, was a cameraman on the movie ‘Mr. and Mrs. Smith’ and told Julia that they called Angelina ‘the spider woman’ because she was obviously spinning a web to ensnare the hapless Mr. Smith - I mean Brad Pitt. Julia told her friends that Angelina was just shameless in the way she went after Brad!

What you wanna bet that Danny Moder doesn’t work as a cameraman on anymore of Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt movies?

I’ve heard that Julia is a megabitch in real life. You know, a cat fight between Angelina Jolie and Julia Roberts would be worth the price of admission. I’d pay to see that!

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I posted a shorter version of this scene a while back. I’m not really impressed with the animations in this movie. But what do I know, the film grossed $35M last weekend. Apparently somebody likes it. From the comments at IMDB it looks like I’m not the only one who didn’t think it was all that.

So anyway, Angelina Jolie rises up out of the water in what looks like an animated body that doesn’t show anything your pervs want to see. Ha! She’s got a very long tail and seductively walks around Beowulf. She tells him that if he will give her a son, she will make him the greatest king that ever lived. She swears she will.

I don’t think that’s her real body. I really don’t.

Plot line: The warrior Beowulf must fight and defeat the monster Grendel who is terrorizing towns, and later, Grendel’s mother, who begins killing out of revenge.

Angelina Jolie is leaving a fur emporium in Beverly Hills with her oldest son, Maddox. For some reason it surprises me that she’s shopping for furs. She’s also driving a huge SUV. That doesn’t surprise me as much. Hey, I don’t have a problem with people wearing fur, I just would have expected her to for some reason.

But isn’t Maddox cute as he can be and he looks so happy.

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Its been reported that the birth mother of Angelina Jolie’s two-year-old daughter, Zahara, is wanting her child back. Angelina had been told Zahara was an aids orphan, but recently a woman has come forward claiming to be Zahara’s birth mother. She has been interviewed now and says she has been misquoted. She states that she does not want to take Zahara out of the only home she has known, but would like to meet her at some point after she is grown.

The woman is pictured below. If looks are any indication it would be my guess she is related to Zahara. Take a look at the strong resemblance.

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The mother of Angelina Jolie’s adopted daughter, Zahara says she wants the baby back.

Mentewab Dawit Lebiso, who claims to be Zahara’s birth mother, has spoken out about the adoption, saying she’d love to be reunited with the child.

The 24-year-old says: “I want my daughter to come home to see where she is from. Her grandmother and I both tried very hard to raise her, and I want her to come home to regain her identity.”

It looks like there might be some trouble in paradise coming down the pike.

More on Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are pictured leaving the Claridges Hotel in central London. She is wearing a poppy in honor of Remembrance Day. Poppies are also worn for Veterans Day in the US in remembrance of our veterans.

She and her co-stars, Sir Anthony Hopkins and Ray Winston, also wore poppies the next night at the London premier of Beowulf.

Related: Virtually Nude Angelina Jolie - video trailer for Beowulf

This is a photo of Angelina Jolie on the set of The Changeling this week. She is still claiming that her weight loss is due to grief over her mother’s death, her demanding schedule and raising so many kids. Oh, and the fact she can’t cook. The thing is that she looks and sounds like someone with anorexia. Her veins look like someone who is working out too much (think Madonna’s hands!).

Think about it. This is a woman that has a history of not being the most stable person in the world. Then she is suddenly transformed into sainthood. She gallivants all over the world doing good deeds, adopting kids and looking for all the world like someone who has a happy family and has her act together. All that unstable-ness has to go somewhere. I’m thinking she’s turned it into an eating disorder.

I don’t know. Its just what I think.

I just spent over an hour reading about Angelina Jolie!

I read over at Right Celebrity that Angelia Jolie is pregnant again. I followed the links she had there and read more about it. Then I followed those links and read even more about it. Now I was doing other stuff at the same time so I really didn’t spend more than an hour reading NOTHING but opinions over whether or not Angelina is pregnant, but I did read several opinions about it. Now THAT is really pretty sad.

Here’s the scoop. Angelina canceled an speaking engagement at the UN linked Pio Manzu Centre in Italy. She was supposed to give a lecture on how to save all the children and all of mankind throughout the world or something like that. She canceled at the last minute and gave ‘personal reasons’ as her excuse. Also, she’s been feeling poorly since her mother died earlier this year, got really skinny and everybody’s been worried about her. So the conclusion is that she’s pregnant.

A lot of people think its just a rumor. Some think its a publicity stunt or an attempt to keep Brad from leaving her.

I think she’s probably pregnant because I think she’s addicted to having babies. What do you think?

Is anyone keeping track of how many schools the Jolie-Pitt kids are attending? Are they staying in one school more than a week or two at a time?

I know the Jolie-Pitts are making sure the kids get to school and they probably have their people help them with their homework and all the other things good mega-rich parents do. I know they are globetrotters and we shouldn’t expect them to settle down in middle America somewhere and go to PTA meetings. But is it really necessary to have them in a different school on a different continent every couple of weeks?

At this rate they’ll be enrolled in every school on the face of the earth by the time they finish high school.

Seriously, these kids are going to have some significant attachment disorders by the time they are teenagers.

Oh - and do you notice that Ange doesn’t have her hair combed and her clothes are wrinkled! I wonder if that’s how she looks when she’s laying around on the couch on the weekends watching Lifetime Television for Women. Ha!

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