Amy Winehouse (Photo)

Amy Winehouse is still a mess, but she’s a rich mess. She’s listed on the Young Music Millionaires rich list at a reported worth of $20 million. I believe that’s in British pounds so that would be about $40 Million in US dollars - which I find completely depressing. Amy ranks #10 in the top 100 richest people in the music industry in Britain aged 30 years old and younger.

The richest on the list is Dhani Harrison who has an estimated worth of $320 million inherited he shares with his mother Olivia from his father, late Beatle George Harrison.

Here’s the top ten on the list.
1. Dhani Harrison - $320 million
2. Vanessa-Mae Nicholson - $64 million
3. Guy Berryman; Jonny Buckland; Will Champion - $60 million
6. Karen Elson and Jack White - $50 million
7. Katie Melua - $36 million
8. Joss Stone - $24 million
9. Charlotte Church and Gavin Henson - $22 million
10. Craig David; Amy Winehouse; Will Young - $20 million

I’m surprised more of Amy’s wealth hasn’t gone up her nose yet. Who knows how rich she’d be if she wasn’t snorting it all.

Amy Winehouse and her husband Blake Fielder-Civil just can’t get it right. She tried to go visit him on the 27th (photos) and got sent away because she got there late. Then to top things off, Blake got his ass kicked by other inmates today. He’s failed three drug tests and so his fellow inmates figure he’s got a stash somewhere. They tried to get the stash from him and beat the living daylights out of him.

I think the part they aren’t getting right is getting clean and sober and learning to take responsibility for their own behavior. But hey … why do that when you can still ride around in a chauffeur driven SUV and go and do whatever you want? I guess you might only want to do that if you end up staying in jail for months and getting beat up by a bunch of tattooed bruts named Bruce. That might encourage you to clean up your act a little.

I saw this picture of Amy Winehouse at Celeb Warship and it made me so sad. Its a high school photo. She looks sweet and innocent and has clear smooth skin. She looks a lifetime away from the strung out crack ho we know and love now. So sad. Wasted talent.

All nudes are not created equal. This is absolute proof of that truism. I have to give Amy Winehouse credit for trying to do something good with her fame. But then again, many people are clawing their eyes out even as I type this. The naked Amy will appear in the April issue of British women’s magazine Easy Living. I suppose it makes sense that she’s getting naked for a women’s magazine.

Fortunately for everyone, some strategically placed pieces of duck tape, her guitar, shadows and light save us from the full effect of scars, scratches, bloody wounds and oozing sores as part of the visual. I’m starting to feel really dirty now and getting some burning and itching sensations. I might should start an anti-biotic stat. Can you catch something from looking at the picture?

source: Radar Online

Amy Winehouse looked like she was getting healthier for about ten minutes after she got out of rehab the last time. It probably helped that her producers told her to clean up or else. But that was a few minutes ago and now she’s looking pretty rough again.

The doctors say she’s got impetigo. Her friends say she might have a skin infection or maybe an allergic reaction. Keith Richards says if she doesn’t clean up soon she won’t be around much longer. I agree with Keith Richards. Her skin problems look like a crack whore to me.

Every since her husband got put in prison Amy Winehouse has been doing a little better. You can see the improvement in her appearance and she’s not been pictured wandering the streets of London crying in her underwear a single time since he’s been locked up.

Now it looks like she’s trying to clean up her act even more. Actually, her record label is forcing her to. They’ve ordered her to get rid of the hangers-on that are contributing to her craziness. She’s dropping the druggies out of her circle. Her record label is paying for round-the-clock surveillance of her in a ’safe house’ to help her stay clean. They’ve moved her out of her residence to help her resist the temptation of the old ‘friends’ who are still dropping by to give her drugs. Her husband, Blake, is still trying to control her from prison with suicide gestures and the like, but his influence seems to be diminishing.

I really hope Amy gets it together.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Amy Winehouse is a hot mess. BUT, the girl can slap sing. Why is it that the best artists are the ones that are just messed up. I guess you have to have had the blues to be able to sing the blues. There’s nothing worse than a cute perky thing trying to sound like Janis Joplin singing ‘Take Another Little Piece of My Heart’ like she’s singing a disco song about dancing and partying. It makes me want to puke. Amy, on the other hand, could pull that song off cause she knows about having pieces of her heart ripped out.

Amy Winehouse is one hot mess but her beehive was groomed and in place for the Grammys the other night so maybe she really is getting better. Some seem to think she is. She performed I’m No Good and Rehab via satellite after all the hullabaloo over her visa. She won five Grammys for Record of the Year, Song of the Year, Best New Artist, Best Female Pop Vocal Performance, and Best Pop Vocal Album, for “Back To Black“.

If Amy Winehouse can stay clean and sober long enough, she’ll be writing and performing the new theme for Bond. Apparently it took a while to seal the deal because the powers that be were more than a little worried about whether or not she’d be sober and/or sane enough to do the job. Can’t imagine why that would worry them (/sarcasm). They did set up a caveat that they can pull out of the deal if she relapses between now and April.

I hope she can sober and more or less sane because I think she’d produce a great theme for the movie. She’ll be working on the theme for 007’s Quantum of Solace. I think it’d be great if she could actually perform the song in the movie. Unfortunately, she’d probably be pulling bumps out of her beehive and Lord only knows how many takes they’d have to do to get through the whole song without her ‘wiping’ her nose.

source: Splash News

Amy Winehouse is pictured trying on clothes while shopping in London. She was in her favorite bra and with some gawd-awful bloody-oozy wound on her arm. I’m assuming its bloody-oozy. Its bandaged anyway and since most things about Amy seem to be bloody-oozy I think its reasonable to assume the wound is bloody-oozy. Its just gross. I just know I pity the person who tries on any of those clothes after she does. No telling what they might catch!!!