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Goldie Hawn can’t get a break. She goes out without makeup and paparazzi snap her picture then people like me put it on blogs and we all go AGGHHHH look at Goldie Hawn without makeup. Well, I mean DA_YUM, look at Goldie Hawn without makeup!!!!!
Hey, she’s 62 years old. She looks great. At least she can move her face!!!
