Katie Holmes on cover of Star Magazine

According to Star Magazine’s April issue Katie Holmes is not doing all that well right now. It might be time for Christopher Walken to take her down to the lab and do some rewiring.

The whole problem seems to stem from being married to Tom Cruise. That doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out. Here lately all the news about them has been that she was his 4th choice for a wife. That news overshadowed her big come back to the film world. She was doing great for a minute there when it was about her doing a movie. Then its back to being about Tom again and she’s dieting obsessively trying to be perfect. She’s trying to make their mansion perfect so he can show it off. He’s pressuring her to look the way he wants her to look.

Then you add to all that the hyper behavior of Tom. According to the article he leaves for days at a time and tells her “you can be with me, but don’t ask about it.” Well, hearing that would definitely give a wife a headache or two.

You just know if she needs some meds he’s not going to let her take them! He’ll lecture her about getting in touch with her inner alien. And where has Suri been? She hasn’t been seen since she yelled at Tom in public. I hope they don’t have her down in the lab getting fitted for her first microchip :(

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