Prince William Penis

We aren’t above joining the crowd and showing the picture of the Prince’s pee-pee. He obviously doesn’t have any reason to be shy about it anyway. Hooah for the British! It looks like they are hanging in there pretty nicely.

Seeing this photo and video help me understand why there are rumors that Prince William is the reason for Paris Hilton breaking up with Benji Madden. Apparently, the Prince and Paris have been secretly keeping company.

There are more pics of the Royal Wiener here. The video seems to have been taken off line - we’ll have it here for you when it is re-uploaded. Enjoy!

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Freida Pinto

Freida Pinto is a British actress who is originally from India. She is an up and coming star if her starring role in her debut film is any indication. According to her biography, she started out as a model and then was a presenter on British television.

Now she is scheduled to be on the big screen in Slumdog Millionaire later in 2008. Enjoy her photos and the movie trailer under the fold.

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Britney Spears

Britney Spears didn’t mind going heavy on the airbrushing for her publicity shots for her new album, Circus. She looks great, but I had to look twice to recognize her. Still, she is getting better and that’s great. She’s in Louisiana doing some family time with her boys and hopefully still getting herself emotionally back on track.

Here is her son Kill the Lights. It about Britney’s love hate relationship with the paparazzi … could anything be more appropriate?

I like her line, ‘I think I’m ready for my close-up’.

See the video and lyrics after the jump.

Kellie Pickler

Kellie Pickler performed at the 2008 CMA Awards at the Sommet Center in Nashville on Wednesday, November 12th. She was drop dead gorgeous in black leather. Check out the guys checking her out in the photos below! ha!

She promoted her new single, Best Days of Your Life.

She told reporters:

“You’re up there with your peers, everybody else that you hear on the radio. Kenny, Martina, Carrie — all of ‘em — we’re all up there on the stage, and it’s almost like a talent show, and you want to be just as good as the person was in front of you or right after you, so it is a little scary.”

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Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift has released her latest album, Fearless. It has some great tracks on it including Hey Stephen (video below), Fifteen, You’re Not Sorry, Forever and Always and more. The album was just released today and has been getting great reviews.

Listen to the Hey Stephen track below and let us know what you think!

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Suri Cruise

Suri Cruise has learned a few things in her short life. One of them is apparently how to shoot photographers the bird. I wonder where she learned that?

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Amy Winehouse

Actually, Amy Winehouse looks good with her hair like this. As sad as it is, she also looks just a tad healthier. I wonder if photogs go out of their way to get horrible photos of her or if she really does look that bad. If they DO publish the really bad pictures, then its no wonder she lashes out at them all the time.

But even at her best, she’s not looking that great. Oh wait, she’s eating in one of the photos. There is some hope if she’s putting food in her face!

I’m betting the beehive is on a mannequin somewhere in her bedroom. There’s probably a bunch of them in various states of rats nest.

She was just in the hospital for the rash she’s showing the paps in the photo below.

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Joaquin Phoenix

Actor Joaquin Phoenix made a shocking announcement at the Paul Newman benefit he attended this past Monday evening. He said he was quitting acting to go into music.

Woah! Who saw that coming? Well, he’s known for some pretty crazy things, so I guess its not a huge surprise that he’d say something like this. He has done some music, but why does he have to quit acting to do music? Who knows!

He’s really one of the best actors around, even if he’s known for being more than a little crazy. But hey, actors are better when their crazy.

Check out his music video below. What do you think? Is he a better musician than actor?

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Diane Kruger

I have actually read comments in places where people say that Diane Kruger is not that hot. Are you kidding me? She’s drop dead gorgeous. Hot. Sexy. And doesn’t mind getting naked. What’s not to like about her?

She is getting ready to start filming opposite Brad Pitt in Quentin Tarantino’s Inglorious Bastards. The movie is being shot in Berlin, Germany and there are rumors flying of romance between Diane Kruger and Brad Pitt. They were both in Troy so this is the second movie they’ve done together. I know no one actually saw Troy - but I’ve included some of her nude photos from the movie below to try to jog your memory.

She’s had a long term relationship with Joshua Jackson and Pitt is the long time partner of Angelina Jolie and the father of the United Nations (well, not ALL the United Nations, but a good representation of it). Anyway, the rumor is that Diane is gunning for Brad and Brad is charmed by her and Angelina is having a fit and Jennifer Aniston is laughing her ass off.

Of course, there’s no way to know if any of that is true. But the speculation is out there. Anyway and it gives us an excuse to post nude photos of Diane Kruger.

So enjoy.

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Amy Winehouse

Apparently, Amy Winehouse loves cotton candy. She bought a $1,200 machine to make the sweet confection and put it in her house. Her friend, Babyshambles guitarist Mik Whitnall thought it would be a hoot to sprinkle cocaine in the machine and mix it into the cotton candy.

Ha! Ha! Just what Amy needs, another addiction. Great friendship there Mik. Anyway, Amy ate some of the laced cotton candy without realizing hit had cocaine in it. I was encouraged to realize she ate anything, even cotton candy.

Amy Winehouse has found a new use for her $1200 cotton candy machine, mixing cocaine with the candy confection. Amy thought the whole thing was hilarious and … apparently quite tasty. So now she mixes up the confection for her guests when she has a party. I suspect she mixes up a little bit whether she has a party or not. But that’s another story.

Do you ever wonder why Amy’s parents can’t do to her what Britney Spears’ parents did? Just kidnap her and force her into treatment? I guess the laws are different in England. I just hope Amy lives long enough to get some help.

Bowling for Boobies

Some naughty girls got together for a good cause last night. It was the 4th annual Bowling for Boobies event, sponsored by the Busted Foundation at the Lucky Strike Lanes in Hollywood, California. These hot ladies had a lot of fun, put on a show and raised $50,000 for women affected with breast cancer.

The teams had some pretty cool names: Nasty Habits, Nippoleon Boobaparte, Gutter Girls, Total Package, Champagne Splits, Cult of the Eye, The Spares, and Holly Madison’s team, The Double D’s.

Pink bowling balls, big boobs, booze and skimpy little outfits. Does it get any more charitable than that?

Enjoy the photos and a video below the fold.

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Eva Mendes Harper’s Bazaar

Eva Mendes looks exotically beautiful on the November 2008 cover of the Australian Harper’s Bazaar. Here are some excerpts from her interview …

On her curves:

“I have to work out four to six times a week. It’s because I enjoy pasta and having a biscuit with my coffee. I didn’t work out today, but tomorrow I’ll run Bondi to Bronte. My Cuban heritage means if the zipper doesn’t zip up the whole way, we just say screw it! No big deal.”

On her exotic look:

“I definitely feel my ethnicity or exoticness has got me to where I am, yet at the same time it can also hold me back because studio heads or directors are reluctant to cast me as an all-American girl. Those parts go to Drew Barrymore, who is actually a good friend of mine.”

On her upbringing:

“When I was little I wanted to earn lots of money. I grew up in Silver Lake, LA, and we were very working class. I used to say to my mum: I’m going to buy you a big house, pay your bills and you’ll never have to work again. Then I discovered nuns don’t get paid, so I thought: How am I going to buy these houses?”

On her style:

“I try not to stand out. My style can be a little kooky, but I don’t want to be known for how I dress. I’ve made a conscious decision to stay away from dresses that make me stand out in a ‘fashiony’ way. I certainly love fashion, but I want to be known for my work. Not for being controversial on the red carpet.”

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Christian Slater

If you missed the premiere of My Own Worst Enemy, you’ll have another chance to catch it on Saturday, October 18th at 9 pm (ET). The show is getting good reviews. Its kind of like the movie ‘True Lies’ only the spy and the clueless one are the same person.

Christian Slater plays super spy Edward Albright and family man, Henry Spivey. Albright’s spy agency, Janus, has done some kind of super dooper temporal lobe adjustment so that his memory is wiped out after each mission and he becomes a regular ol’ family guy. Somehow, the brain wiring goes haywire and each personality becomes aware of the other ones. That’s when things start getting interesting. Each of these personalities has to learn how to deal with the life of the other personality.

Check out the reviews and the show on Saturday if you haven’t already. Meanwhile, here’s a promo video.

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Lisa Marie Presley and Michael Lockwood

Lisa Marie Presley has twin baby girls. She delivered the babies on Tuesday, October 7th. These are the first children for her with her husband Michael Lockwood.

The two tried to keep the pregnancy secret until a magazine published some photos of Lisa Marie earlier in the year saying she was getting fat. She sued them and they apologized for insulting her.

Lisa Marie is 40-years-old and her musician husband is 47-years old. Lisa Marie has two children from her marriage to Danny Keough. Her daughter Riley is 19 and her son Benjamin is 15. Riley Keough is a model.

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Britney Spears Nude

Britney Spears is nude in the first part of her Womanizer music video. The official video is below and has just been released. Britney is naked and in a sauna in the first part of the video. Then she acts out some roles with men at the office and home … all womanizers.

Check out the video below and there are more naughty photos.

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Angelina Jolie W Magazine

I think its a lovely picture and very tastefully done. She is without make-up and her long hair is a little unkempt and cascades over one shoulder. Her blouse disappears out of view of the photo and below one breast while a tiny hand is visible over her breast.

Its really a very nice photo.

What do you think?

You can read a review and get a synopsis of the movie in many places. My main concern is why did Russell Crowe have to put on so much weight for this movie and why does he have a cell phone permanently attached to his ear throughout the movie. The Gladiator would never allow such a thing to happen.

I just hope he gets back to his old self soon. Nuff said.

Heather Locklear Mug Shot

A concerned citizen called the police in Santa Barbara after they saw Heather Locklear driving erratically. Apparently, she drove over a pair of sunglasses in a parking lot repeatedly. There’s no word on what she had against the sunglasses.

She parked her car in some weird way and was wandering around disoriented when the police arrived. They determined she was under the influence. She was arrested and released on $5,000 bond.

“Although obvious impairment was exhibited during the tests, alcohol was ruled out as a factor,” the CHP said in a statement. Locklear was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence and taken to the Santa Barbara CHP office.

“She was evaluated by a drug recognition expert, who concluded Ms. Locklear was under the influence of a controlled substance, and could not safely operate a motor vehicle,” CHP said in a statement.

I’m sure in the coming days we’ll get more word on what was going on with Heather. Meanwhile, the important thing is, that she doesn’t look bad at all in her mug shot. She’s got a little mascara smugged under her eye and a vacant look in her eyes, but all in all, she looks great considering her make-up is basically gone and she’s out of it. Kudos to Heather Locklear for doing well in the celebrity mug shot category!

Dita Von Teese

Burlesque Queen Dita Von Teese has been promoting her collaboration with Wonderbra, modeling the lingerie in London. Its retro, of course. We can’t imagine that Dita would do anything other than retro. The line she helped creaet is ‘à la retro’.

She admits the real retro bras and panties are not always the most comfortable, so she’s combined comfort with the look.

“I took all the best bits of the most beautiful vintage lingerie I have collected over the years to make this,” she said.

“But I made sure it was all really comfortable, too, which vintage lingerie can’t really claim to be.”

Check her out in the video advertisement below. Apparently, good lingerie can transform you from frumpy to sex goddess. But we already knew that

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

The Guinness World Records people have been busy this week announcing their picks for the World’s Most … whatever. We already looked at the World’s Longest Legged Woman and the World’s Smallest Man. Now they tell us that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are the World’s Most Powerful Actors.

This can’t come as a surprise to anyone!

The Jolie-Pitts are replacing Tom Cruise and Jennifer Aniston in the powerful actors category. Oh the irony of that! The criteria for making this determination is from some calculations that take into account the amount of publicity, box office revenue and awards.

And if they took chemistry into account, the video below would leave no doubt. That’s some powerful hotness. No wonder they keep having kids.

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Svetlana Pankratova and He Pingping

Svetlana Pankratova and He Pingping came together in London for a Guinness World Record Book photoshoot. She’s been determined to have the world’s longest legs and he’s been determined to be the world’s smallest man. It was an interesting photoshoot, as you can see from the photos here.

She is a 36 year old Russian real estate agent living in Spain. She’s 6′ 4″ tall and 4′ 3.9″ of her height is in LONG legs. He is a 20 year old restaurant owner from Inner Mongolia who stands 2′ 5.37″. Checking out these photos, I kept expecting He to look up …. but apparently he only has eyes for his girlfriend back home.

Did romance bloom? No, they are both involved with others, but they looked like they were having a hell of a good time.

Svetlana Pankratova and He Pingping - Photos

The movie is set for nationwide release on October 31st.

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Eva Amurri

Eva Amurri says she’s nothing like her mother, Susan Sarandon, when it comes to fashion. She says Sarandon just doesn’t care and will wear her gym clothes all day. It does look like Eva inherited her mother’s well stacked boobs though.

Eva is the daughter of Sarandon and Italian director Franco Amurri. She was born on March 15, 1985 and is an actress.

Eva Amurri

Eva Amurri

Eva Amurri

Eva Amurri

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Eva Longoria

A couple of nights ago Tony Parker and Eva Longoria went out to dinner at Beso in Hollywood. They were photographed leaving the restaurant after dinner and it looked like Eva Longoria was letting her baby bump hang out.

She’s been denying that she’s pregnant, but she certainly looks pregnant here. Her face looks a little fuller and her tummy definitely looks fuller than her usual stick thin look. I have no idea why celebrities always deny they are pregnant right up until the day they give birth, practically. But she’s denying it and the people around her are denying it. I suppose she could be playing up the rumors and doing the baby bump for publicity - but I doubt it.

Eva Longoria

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I just don’t know why the Secret Obsession ad is not acceptable for Americans. For whatever reason, its been decided that the ad in the video above is not okay and has been banned. Eva Mendes is rolling around on a bed in seductive poses and at one point you get a little peek of a nipple. I guess its the nip slip that gets it banned. Otherwise, its just her rolling around in sexy poses and seductively whispering things like “Between love and madness lies obsession. Love … madness. It’s my secret.”

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Mickey Rourke with Evan Rachel Wood

Okay. These photos of of Evan Rachel Wood at the ‘Rachel Getting Married’ after party in Venice, Italy. I realize that. However, could anyone else not help but notice Mickey Rourke in these photos? I had to actually blow the photos up to make sure it was really him.

PLEASE, stop with the plastic surgery already. Too much! Grow older in dignity. There’s nothing wrong with that. Not to mention, it hurts a LOT better than a face that gets unrecognizable and doesn’t move.

Here are some more photos of the two of them together. BTW, does anyone else notice that Evan Rachel Wood is morphing into Dita Von Teese?

Evan Rachel Wood

Evan Rachel Wood

Evan Rachel Wood

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Madonna Sticky Sweet

Madonna launched her Sticky and Sweet Tour in London over the weekend to mixed reviews. Some people loved it and some people thought she didn’t do enough of her hits that people know her for. I just wondered if she’s gotten too buff?? What do you think?

She just turned 50 last week and seems determined to prove that 50 ain’t nothing for her.

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Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is looking pretty hot in her latest photo shoot to promote swapping clothes. She is did the shoot for the Visa fashion swapping event for ethical fashion. She says its pretty cool to be able to refresh your wardrobe without it costing you anything.

For one thing, she looks better than usual. For another, I’m sure she doesn’t want to spend anything on clothes considering she’s had so much trouble holding down a job. I’m really kind of surprised that she’s still working at all.

She has mean looking eyes … don’t cha think?

Athina Onassis

Athina Onassis was once known as the ‘richest little girl in the world’. Now she is an adult, married, alienated from her father and auctioning off some of her mother’s jewels. Her people say that she feels the jewels ‘belong to a different era’.

The jewels are expected to auction for about $16 million. She doesn’t need the money. She the sole heir of her grandfather, Aristotle Onassis, immense shipping fortune. She estimated to be worth a couple of billion dollars. She just doesn’t want the jewels any more.

Apparently, she doesn’t have a sentimental attachment to the things her mother had. Or maybe she has other items she values more. Who knows. She can and always has been able to do pretty much do as she pleases.