Bai Ling was arrested for shopping $16 worth of merchandise from an LAX terminal store.

“A private persons arrest was made by a store employee after Ling allegedly took two Star magazines along with two packs of triple A batteries totaling about $16 and left the store without paying.

“LAX airport police transported Ling to Pacific Station, where she was booked for misdemeanor shoplifting and released on her promise to appear in court on March 5, 2008.

“Ms. Ling was cooperative throughout the process. She was held for a couple of hours. There was no mugshot.”

No mugshot??? Not so fast. Splash News has it and here it is for you. I think Bai Ling should have her own reality show. Can you imagine following her around in her world? Or would that be Bai Ling’s worlds. I don’t think anyone really knows how many there are.

I hope the police go easy on her. There’s no telling what happened in the shop. I’m sure she meant to pay for her purchases. She probably just got distracted when she saw a tiny, shiny, see through, sequined, leopard print handkerchief in the shop across the way and knew it was just the thing she could make into her gown for her next red carpet appearance.

I’m sure it was completely accidental (/sarcasm), but Katie Price had a wardrobe malfunction while at a book signing in London on Valentine’s Day. She was in the middle of doing a booking signing for her latest autobiography, Jordan: Pushed To The Limit when those that little nip just slipped right out of the top of her outfit. I say ‘little’ cause she’s had them reduced recently. Not to worry, there’s still plenty there.

She said she had the breast reduction as part of her effort to project a more refined image. I’m sure that’s why she showed up at the book signing dressed as a vampy, sexy superhero and accidentally had her nipples pop out of the top of the outfit. She doesn’t look too worried about it in the photo, but I’m sure she was just mortified (/sarcasm).

Jordan has written a couple other autobiographies and a series of novels. Oh, and she writes children’s books. I just hope she doesn’t wear that outfit and have an accidental nip slip when she does book signings for her children’s books. Ha!

click to enlarge, nsfw

source

Well, I can’t look at Jake Gyllenhaal without thinking of his best friend, Heath Ledger. I guess that’s just one of those associations that is going to stick for a long time. Putting that aside, I think that Jake looks really hot and studly doing all these manly things in this photo shoot for Italian Vanity Fair.

photos

HQ photos at Celebutopia

Christine Prody is O.J. Simpson’s long-time girlfriend is in the hospital with a severe head injury and massive bruising all over her body. O. J.’s explanation is that Prody fell down while she was drunk. She was rushed to the hospital after she collapsed at a gas station. It was discovered that her brain was bleeding and there was no trace of alcohol in her blood. A detective stated that he had never seen a woman with such severe bruises before.

D-Listed

Russell Crowe and his family are in Los Angeles while he’s filming his new thriller, State of Mind. Russell with his wife, Danielle Spencer, and their children Charlie (4) and Tennyson (1) are staying at the home that has been vacated by the Cruise family. According to Page Six, the massive home is considered out of fashion. It looks like it would meet my basic needs for shelter, but then I’m not a quatrillionaire so what do I know.

Meanwhile, the Cruise family has been increasingly holed up in the penthouse suite at the exclusive “VIP only” Celebrity Scientology Hotel in Hollywood, California. They are staying there while work is being finished on their new $35 million Beverly Hills home. They have been staying there more and more since the Andrew Morton Tom Cruise biography came out.

As if I’m not already finding all the excuses I can to eat chocolate, now I have yet another excuse. Its actually good for you! Well, that is if you get is chocolate that is infused with good intentions. That would be Intentional Chocolate. It a gourmet chocolate that has been shown to decrease stress, increase calmness and lessen fatigue when eaten. The company combines the best chocolates with a concentrated amount of positive intentions. The result is an edible, sensual experience that contributes to an overall feeling of well being.

Like I said, as if I need yet another excuse to eat chocolate. At least I can say that this chocolate contributes to my overall positive outlook in life.

Gwyneth Paltrow, pictured here just pretty as a little picture and reeking of delicacy in her G*d awful dress with a huge pink bow. WHAT IS IT WITH THESE OVERSIZED BOWS LATELY? Oh, I lost my train of thought. All I can see is that bow and her trying to look all precious.

Anyway, she says in her fake British accent that she might adopt a child because a good friend of hers says that if you have a lot of money you should adopt. Well, we know that friend is Madonna, no doubt. AND WHAT IS IT WITH ALL THE PEOPLE SPEAKING IN FAKE BRITISH ACCENTS LATELY??? Sorry, I got sidetracked again.

She’s thinking she might pick one up in her hometown of Brooklyn. Brooklyn? I’m all for adopting domestically, our little kids need homes too just like the ones from more exotic locations. But 1) she’s not from Brooklyn and 2) WHAT???.

People who have a lot also often feel like they have a lot to give. I have a good friend who always says that if you’re a person of means at all, then you have to adopt because there are so many kids in the world who need homes.”

When asked if she would adopt a baby from Malawi like Madonna, she responded, “we might get one from Brooklyn. No baby is more helpless than another baby. And I’m a New York girl.” [source]

Maybe she’ll just drop by and pick up a baby in Brooklyn while she’s out running errands. Milk, check. Bread, check. Shop for hideously ugly dress with big pink bow that’s overtaking my face, check. Get hair cut that looks the same as it looked before the hair cut, check. Pick up baby at orphanage, check.

If you live in Brooklyn you might want to keep your babies inside as long as Gwyneth is in town.

Goldie Hawn looks like she is having a blast in Berlin. She’s there for the film festival and has been seen a tad inebriated from time to time around the city. This isn’t the first time I’ve posted about Goldie Hawn being sh*t faced, but I’m giving her the benefit of the doubt. I’ve seen some other blogs making some pretty nasty remarks about her age and the amount of botox that’s been injected into her in one place or the other. I’m rising above that kind of bashing because I’m just that nice of a person.

The thing is, you know what its like over there. Everybody in Germany drinks all day every day. I never figured out how they do it. As an American, I’m not used to that kind of drinking and have been known to get a little tipsy myself when I’m there. I just can’t hold my liquor - or beer - like they do. I figure they must have the most shriveled up livers in the world, but they seem pretty healthy for the most part. So that’s why I’m giving her the benefit of the doubt. When in Rome and all that …

Plus, look at the woman. She’s been around a loooong time and she’s still got a great body and is cute as hell even with her clothes all mess up and staggering down the street and having to be assisted to walk. Plus, she’s still out having a good time. To hell with the wrinkles and the ravages of time. Get drunk, grab a man and live in up in Berlin. Good for her. Have at it Goldie, forget about all these haters. I got your back!

We spent some time in Europe during December and ran into what I thought was an unusual problem. We had some difficulty getting our prescriptions filled in advance so that we were set for the entire time we were out of the country. Its not like we take a huge number of prescriptions, but we do have a few things that we really need. It was a pain, but we finally got it approved and got the prescriptions literally on the way to the airport. I was sweating there for a while.

Since that trip I have discovered that it really didn’t have to be that difficult. Whether you are on your way out of the country or on a road trip you just can’t always time it so that you are at home to pick up your prescriptions on the exact day that your insurance company tells you its okay to pick it up. Its a real pain. There is an alternative in finding an online pharmacy.

One of the leading online pharmacies is EDrugstore. Not only is it convenient but it is also much less expensive than buying your prescriptions at your corner drug store. All you have to do is send in a medical questionnaire for their doctors to review. Then their pharmacists issue the needed prescriptions that can be mail-ordered or picked up at a local pharmacy. They also offer a great selection of online articles on a wide spectrum of health issues and the opportunity to ask questions of their U.S. licensed doctors online.

Edrugstore.com has been in business for eight years and offers a reliable and realistic alternative for less expensive and more convenient way to get your pharmaceutical needs met.