Paris Hilton

As you know, Paris Hilton received the Harvard University Lampoon’s Woman of the Year award. She arrived late but gave the students plenty of vamping to make up for it. She obviously had a captive audience and nobody ran her off the stage and made her cry. In fact, her big hands and nipples peeking out of the top of her dress were happy as they could be while she felt herself up and squeaked out karaoke while everyone snapped pictures and gawked at her. Its the next thing to heaven for Paris.

“Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine standing here,” Hilton told a crowd of about 100 students. “It’s really exciting and I’ve had such a great time.” [source]

Yeah she did.

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