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As you know, Paris Hilton received the Harvard University Lampoon’s Woman of the Year award. She arrived late but gave the students plenty of vamping to make up for it. She obviously had a captive audience and nobody ran her off the stage and made her cry. In fact, her big hands and nipples peeking out of the top of her dress were happy as they could be while she felt herself up and squeaked out karaoke while everyone snapped pictures and gawked at her. Its the next thing to heaven for Paris.
“Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine standing here,” Hilton told a crowd of about 100 students. “It’s really exciting and I’ve had such a great time.” [source]
Yeah she did.
2 Responses for "Paris Hilton Attention Whores at Harvard"
At this event I don’t think Paris realizes that their laughing at her not with her. Oh, more on P. Hilton, I read an article the other day in which a top survey company found that 89% of Americans don’t care about Paris Hilton. Interesting those approval ratings are lower than Bush’s.
Regardless of whether they are laughing with or at her, they are still giving her the attention she craves so much and either she doesn’t get it or doesn’t care. She’s getting up there with Britney to me, tired of hearing about her, she does nothing and is not entertaining. Wow and she does have big hands.
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