Spice Girls

The Spice Girls are canceling the rest of their world tour even though they’ve only been touring for a couple of months. They haven’t gotten to any of the countries and/or continents on the other side of the equator. They’ve done some performances in the US, Canada, the UK and around Europe, but now they want to go home.

They put out a statement that says something to the effect that it has been just MARVELOUS to be together again and just MARVELOUS to be with all their MARVELOUS fans and they have gained such MARVELOUS memories from the whole thing and they just wish they could continue the entire MARVELOUS mess, but alas they can’t because they are just MARVELOUS. Or something along those lines.

Rumors are that Scary Spice (aka. Melanie Brown) wants to go home and take advantage of some of the opportunites that have come her way since her performances on Dance With the Stars. Then the other Mel said she didn’t want to do it any more either and it was hurting her solo career (solo career??? - who knew she had a solo career???).

Bottom line is this is just WAY too much work. They want to go home. Too bad if you were planning on going to see them. Buy a CD instead. They ain’t studying you!

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