Were there any editors involved in picking out the photos to use in this W Magazine cover. This is Keira Knightley looking ghostly … er … I mean ghastly. She and James McAvoy are doing their thing for this cover shoot … I guess. If their thing has something to do with looking pissed off and like you’ve been dead for a few weeks. Even her eyes look like they’ve been propped open.

Her hair is awful, her outfit is hideous, that demin bra has GOT to go and she looks like she’s got a really nasty attitude. Wait. She DOES have a really nasty attitude. Maybe this was the best picture out of the bunch.

Newlyweds Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley are pictured out shopping for wallpaper for their new house. Aren’t just cute!

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I want to go shopping with Britney Spears. No. Really. I do!

Just a couple of days ago she went shopping with her leach paparazzi boyfriend and bought him a new Mercedes. Now she’s going shopping with him and buying furniture. There are rumors that he’s moved in with her. I don’t know what he’s done about his wife, but that doesn’t seem to be an issue for any of them at the moment.

I notice he’s carrying her purse for her in all these pictures (from this shopping trip and the one to buy the Mercedes). It seems suitable somehow - that he’s carrying her purse. She looks …. resigned.

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A pregnant 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears attends parenting classes with her mother, Lynn Spears. She’s carrying a GED study guide. Hopefully Jamie Lynn will learn something other than what she’s learned from her mother at these parenting classes. So far, her mother doesn’t have a very good track record.

Pete Wentz got a ticket for speeding in Los Angeles a couple of days ago. Look at his face. Him looks so sad. Him is not happy. Poor him. Waaaaaaaa.

That title is not really accurate. Britney is long past ‘continuing a headlong plunge into insanity’. She got to insanity a long time ago and seems to be settling in there for a good long stay.

I haven’t been posting on her daily goings-on. Maybe I should have been, but it just wears me out to try to summarize it all for consumption on this blog. I mean - it would take pages and pages. But its so hard to just ignore. As you know she’s recently come back into the country after a quick trip to Mexico with her paparazzi married lover of the moment Adnan Ghalib.

Now, on Friday, she put on a long black over a bathing suit even though she wasn’t going swimming. Later, she changed into her wedding dress. Yes, her wedding dress - the one she got married to FedEx in. She then proceeded to gallivant all over town with Ghalib while wearing her wedding dress and a very sad and pitiful look on her face. Oh, they were shopping for a car for him. She ended up buying him a Mercedes. Life has gotten very good for him lately.

I’m wondering if Britney dressed up in the dress to try to hint to him about marriage, but he’s already married. Or maybe she is trying to relive her wedding day in her little mind. Maybe its the only thing in her closet that was clean that day. Trying to figure out what is going on in Britney’s mind is a pretty scary prospect. That’s not a place many people can go and come back from in tact.

Seriously, Britney is getting more pathetic every day if that’s even possible. I know she’s got more money than the State of California and is legally an adult, so she can tell everyone to go to hell and doesn’t have to do anything. But it seems like SOMEONE could do SOMETHING to get her into a mental institution so that she can get some controlled help. Is her family really doing everything they can to help her? Can’t they sign commitment orders? In most states if more than two people sign that a person is a danger to themselves or others they can be taken in for observation at the very least.

I just wonder if she’s past the point of no return. She looks miserably unhappy in these photos. I hope she gets some help.

Here’s Britney the first time she wore that dress.

Here’s pics of Britney from the rest of that one crazy day.

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The paparazzi caught Tila Tequila out shopping with a coat on over her otherwise fake boob revealing outfit. Tila is a pro though. She had that coat off and was posing for the paps in a matter of seconds. She even had one pose where she almost got her boob popped out before the pic was snapped. Unfortunately, it didn’t quite get out in time. She needs to train those babe’s a little better.

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After physically and spiritually centered through yoga - or at least attending a yoga class - Kirsten Dunst has a cigarette and latte. Is that like wanting a cigarette after sex? I don’t know. It does seem like it defeats the point of the yoga - but what do I know. I’m just glad she did something I can write about besides being in labor or just having a baby.

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That was before she hooked up with Director Tim Burton ….

and quit taking baths, waxing her upper lip or brushing her teeth….

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That smile is from the London premiere of Sweeney Todd. Earlier in the day she’d been dressed in her usual bag lady attire ….

That was very similar to her maternity attire ….

She got all dolled up for the movie premiere by wrapping a piece of red satiny cloth around her a bunch of times and making it stick out in kind of strange places. Don’t you just know there are a ton of safety pins holding that together! You can see where she hemmed it - its got a very deep hem. I wonder if she made it herself. I bet she did.

But its a definite step up. She looks pretty good … except for the teeth and upper lip. I guess she forgot to brush. I hate to think of what might be under her arms ….