Amy Winehouse is pictured trying on clothes while shopping in London. She was in her favorite bra and with some gawd-awful bloody-oozy wound on her arm. I’m assuming its bloody-oozy. Its bandaged anyway and since most things about Amy seem to be bloody-oozy I think its reasonable to assume the wound is bloody-oozy. Its just gross. I just know I pity the person who tries on any of those clothes after she does. No telling what they might catch!!!

The Queen of Burlesque herself is designing her own limited edition of Wonderbra underwear. Dita Von Teese will be modeling her new collection of Wonderbra in a Paris photoshoot in the next few weeks. Can’t wait for those pictures to be available!

Von Teese said: “I really hope that with this new range I can share my passion for sensual, wearable lingerie that will add a touch of glamour to people’s everyday lives.”

The first thing I noticed about these photos of Lindsay Lohan is that she’s wearing panties. The second thing I noticed is that she’s not wearing leggings! Yeah, I know we’ve seen it all before, but we’ve hardly ever seen panties on Lindsay and its been a while since she flashed the paps. Since she’s been more sober - so to speak - there’s just not that many fun news about her. That’s good for her, but not so good for us. So we take what we can get.

These pictures are of Dita Von Teese a the Christian Dior Fashion show during Paris Fashion Week Spring-Summer 2008 in Paris, France, January 21st. These are HQ photos and may take a moment to upload.

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Not too long ago many people, including us, were wondering whatever had happened to Connor and Isabella Cruise. It seemed they had disappeared from the scene as soon as little Suri was born. Right on cue, as soon as people started asking about them out loud, they started appearing again. Katie claimed they called her mom, Nicole was pictured with them at a ballgame and they were back on the gossip pages here and there.

Now Connor is turning 13 and we have pictures of his crazy daddy taking him out to dinner for his birthday. He dresses up pretty nice. I hope he’s not a lunatic like his father.

I love to see someone just seizing the day and not giving a sh*t what anyone thinks about it. Its refreshing. Its perfect. That’s what Liv Tyler looks like in these pictures. She’s just enjoying the beach and could give a flying f**k what anyone thinks about her slightly fuller figure. Give the girl a break, she just had a baby. Besides, life’s about more than being a perfect size 0 - right? I love her milky skin and her free spirit.

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony for their baby shower on the rooftop of the Gramercy Park Hotel in New York City on Saturday. The very pregnant J.Lo looks fabulous. There are rumors that she’s having twins. I guess we’ll have to find out when the baby or babies are born.

Miley Cyrus shows off a new do’ at the premiere of Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour at the El Capitan Theater in Hollywood.

What do you think of her new hair?

French President Nicolas Sarkozy has been dating Italian model Carla Bruni and there are rumors they’ve gotten married. The French aren’t at all happy at the prospect of having Bruni as their First Lady. First of all, she’s Italian. Even though she was raised in France, she doesn’t like France and doesn’t mind saying so. She’s been known to say Paris is filthy and she hates being there. Another thing is that President Sarkozy has taken her on all sorts of trips and basically flaunts her in front of the paparazzi. The French think that’s offensive. They don’t like it a bit.

Another thing is that she’s known as a ‘man eater’ and has dated some pretty high profile rock stars and billionaires. She’s been involved in more than one scandal over the years involving her complicated love affairs and some of them are down right low down. Then to top it all off, there are nude photos of her all over the internet. The French are just a mess over the whole thing.

Carla doesn’t seem bothered a bit about the French not liking her. She calls Sarkozy her Napoleon.

For some reason, every time I hear anything about her and how much the French hate her, I expect to hear her say ‘Let them eat cake.’

Here’s a collection of her photos. Most are NSFW.

Fergie performs in Wellington, New Zealand with her pants unzipped. Well, at least she’s not a guy - that would have been worse. Plus, she’s admitted to peeing herself on stage before. So all in all, its really not that bad. You would think with all the people she has working for her that someone might have noticed she was unzipped.