Remember When Helena Bonham Carter Was Pretty?

Jan 12, 2008 Author: hazel | Filed under: Helena Bonham Carter, Photos

That was before she hooked up with Director Tim Burton ….

and quit taking baths, waxing her upper lip or brushing her teeth….

Eeeewwwww

That smile is from the London premiere of Sweeney Todd. Earlier in the day she’d been dressed in her usual bag lady attire ….

That was very similar to her maternity attire ….

She got all dolled up for the movie premiere by wrapping a piece of red satiny cloth around her a bunch of times and making it stick out in kind of strange places. Don’t you just know there are a ton of safety pins holding that together! You can see where she hemmed it - its got a very deep hem. I wonder if she made it herself. I bet she did.

But its a definite step up. She looks pretty good … except for the teeth and upper lip. I guess she forgot to brush. I hate to think of what might be under her arms ….