Being rich and famous doesn’t translate to being beautiful. In fact, there are some celebrities who are just plain dog ugly. Some of them have done it to themselves and others were just born that way. Oddee has a list of the top 20 Ugliest Celebrities.

No list of ugly celebrities would be complete without the King of Pop Ugly - Michael Jackson. You know the old joke, he was a young handsome black man who grew up to be an ugly white woman.

Then there’s Marilyn Manson. The thing about this guy that I don’t get is that he’s associated with beautiful women from his ex Dita Von Teese to his current paramour Evan Rachel Wood. But hey, he looks a lot better when you are looking at him through the glare of the gold in his bank account.

Dang girl!!! Holy crap! Quit with the plastic surgery. Jocelyn Wildenstein has just flat out ruined herself. I wonder what she looked like before her billionaire husband spent $4Million on plastic surgery. *shudder*

Shane MacGowan is considered one of the most important Irish songwriters and poets of his generation. Its a good thing he is rich and famous cause he won’t get anywhere on his looks. This is one guy who might SHOULD consider plastic surgery!

No ugly celebrity list is complete without the once beautiful Donatella Versace who has plastic surgeried herself onto lists like this. What a shame! She does have talent and is super wealthy so I guess she can thumb her nose at all of us that makes these lists.

Attitude, temper, mean-spirited bully are just the tip of the iceberg for Rosie O’Donnell. There are just so many ways this woman is ugly. How can we count them all?

Oddee has more ugly celebrities - I just picked a few for here. I have to admit that I have a hard time making fun of people who might have made this list due to disfiguring disease, so I left a few off this list - but you can read more there.

The Queen’s granddaughter, Zara Phillips, got some great cleavage and decided to show it last night. The princess showed up at a Honky Tonk Blues themed charity ball in a Roberto Cavalli dress, tied at the midriff with a black ribbon and revealing a whole lot of skin and a little bit of black bra. This is the second time in a week Zara has been a little more …. revealing …… in her dress than usual. She made the tabloids last week when she showed up to Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip’s sixth anniversary celebration with a dress short enough that people noticed it.

So is Zara going to start being competition for her cousins the Princes Harry and William? Yippie ki yay.

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Do you ever look at Heather Mills and ask yourself, ‘What was Sir Paul THINKING?????’? I know! Me too! I mean, I know he’s a Beatle and a rock star and all that, but still, you’d think he’d have a little bit better judgment than marrying this crazy chick. Even worse than looking at her is listening to her screeching voice when she’s telling the world that she’s really all soft and fuzzy and sweet and stuff and Sir Paul is mean to her and she hates Stella and its all their fault and not her fault at all. That is even worse. It really is.

She went on another rant about how everybody but her is at fault for her problems and she’s really a wonderful person. I haven’t heard her speech, but I wonder if she did it in that high screechy hysterical voice. It hurts to listen to.

Heather Mills McCartney claimed she is being treated worse than a paedophile and murderer by the media.

She also insisted the wealthy elite are either snobs or stingy but maintained it was necessary to move in their circles to bring about change. [source]

She says she only hangs out with rich people because she has to in order to get their donations so she can change the world. She says people just hate her because she’s powerful and puts fear in men who want to change women.

“If you look at every single person in the history of the world who has tried to make a difference, you’ll find a very long section of their lives where they were treated horrifically by the government or by the media.”

Girl … Why don’t you just take Paul’s money and get on with your life. In private. So we don’t have to hear you anymore. MKay? You got a good deal. You got like $10Million for every year you had to sleep with him, plus all your child support and whatever property you got. That’s really pretty good for a few years of work on your back with your legs leg in the air.

Nobody thinks you are making a difference with anything other than getting on our nerves. You aren’t Joan of Arc. Get over yourself!

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Britney Spears has been out with her latest beau, Michael Marchand, a couple of times recently. They say it was instant ‘chemistry’. The two had a date at Britney’s mansion.

Dear waiter/actor Michael, Your career will probably get the kick-start you’ve been hoping for now that you are in the tabloids walking three steps behind Britney. Be grateful for the chemistry between you and Brit-Brit. You will need at least that much chemistry, and whatever pharmaceuticals you can get your hands on, since Brit is getting what she wants from you. Good luck in your future endeavors. Yours, Adeline and Hazel.

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Another celebrity is getting naked for PETA. This time its Christina Applegate. You can send the card to your friends and loved ones for the holidays and tell them not to buy anything fur Christmas gifts.

Related:

• Maggie Q Spices Up the Naked PETA Ad Series
• Dita Von Teese Vamps for PETA
• Carrie Underwood and Kevin Eubanks are World’s Sexiest Vegetarians

Late fall is the best time to get away to Florida. Its less crowded and not so hot. Also, there are some special St. Augustine events during that time period. They have a special festival on the last Saturday in November and the last Saturday in December called Uptown Saturday Night. St. Augustine is home for many artist and as the oldest city in the United States that means there are some incredible antique finds to be discovered there.

You can enjoy the St. Augustine Artwalk on Friday and Saturday, December 7th and 8th, and the first weekend of every month after that. First Friday Weekend Art Walk is when San Marco Avenue is alive with music, people and activity. The shopping district is a big party for those nights. You can visit the Ripley’s Believe it or Not Museum, tour the Mission of Nombre de Dios, meet artists, shop for antiques, spend time learning at workshops given by artists and more. Each shop acts as a host in the midst of the larger event. There is no admission fee and there’s plenty of free parking. These self-guided monthly artwalk is the opportunity to experience the finest collection of eclectic art in North Florida.

I love St. Augustine. I love the ancient feel the city has. At least its ancient as far as cities in the United States go. The Mission of Nombre de Dios was founded in 1565. The 150 year old walled houses of Old St. Augustine Village was host to Napoleon’s nephew Prince Mura. During the many years it was still in use it hosted numerous celebrities and dignitaries.

I’d love to spend time rummaging through antiques from the days of the Spanish explorers first set up bases in and around St. Augustine. What a great weekend get-away Uptown Saturday Night in St. Augustine would be!

Jennifer Garner looks fabulous, of course, in these Women of the Year photos for Glamour magazine. The big baby block motif is interesting and we all know the power of photoshop to make even the most unglamorous into a glamor diva. Still, Jennifer is gorgeous and so are these photos.

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I posted a shorter version of this scene a while back. I’m not really impressed with the animations in this movie. But what do I know, the film grossed $35M last weekend. Apparently somebody likes it. From the comments at IMDB it looks like I’m not the only one who didn’t think it was all that.

So anyway, Angelina Jolie rises up out of the water in what looks like an animated body that doesn’t show anything your pervs want to see. Ha! She’s got a very long tail and seductively walks around Beowulf. She tells him that if he will give her a son, she will make him the greatest king that ever lived. She swears she will.

I don’t think that’s her real body. I really don’t.

Plot line: The warrior Beowulf must fight and defeat the monster Grendel who is terrorizing towns, and later, Grendel’s mother, who begins killing out of revenge.