Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are pictured here at Germany’s Bambi Awards. That’s Germany’s equivalent of the Oscars - more or less. Tom was presented with the ‘courage’ award. Courage? Courage for what? Just curious.

When he was presented with the award he talked and talked and talked and talked. He’s sure everyone is as enthralled with him as he is. They weren’t. The audience looked bored and embarrassed for him. Not one to notice that people aren’t that interested in his every thought, he kept prattling on.

Well, on to more important things … how do you like Katie’s new look? I think she looks much more polished, but I’m not sure that’s a good thing. I mean, her make-up and hair are flawless but she doesn’t look at all natural. Also, her tummy is poking out - is she preggers? I always feel sorry for her that she had to slump over when she’s around Tom. That may be why her stomach is poking out, from her slumping.

I’m sure she doesn’t mind if she ends up permanently hunched over from years of having to stand like that. After all, Tom is very tall when he stands on his wallet.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
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