Britney Spears and Michael Marchand

Britney Spears has been out with her latest beau, Michael Marchand, a couple of times recently. They say it was instant ‘chemistry’. The two had a date at Britney’s mansion.

Dear waiter/actor Michael, Your career will probably get the kick-start you’ve been hoping for now that you are in the tabloids walking three steps behind Britney. Be grateful for the chemistry between you and Brit-Brit. You will need at least that much chemistry, and whatever pharmaceuticals you can get your hands on, since Brit is getting what she wants from you. Good luck in your future endeavors. Yours, Adeline and Hazel.

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