Naomi Campbell

Naomi Campbell is seen here going to a friends, Davinia Taylor, 30th birthday party in London over the weekend. I hope its a costume party. If it IS a costume party, what is she?

I actually have some suggestions about what she might be dressed as, but I checked the pictures really closely and even though I didn’t see a cell phone I decided she could do some damage with those sports shoes she’s carrying. And WHY is she carrying those? Is that in case she needs to make a quick get-away? She could be hiding a cell phone in that jacket - anywhere in that jacket. There’s plenty of room. I’m sure she doesn’t have one in her tights anywhere. Maybe there’s one in the fanny pack!

I see someone in the background with a clown outfit on, so I think this outfit is intentional. I think she looks really fantastic. Love the jacket. Love the fanny pack. Love the little do-hicky things in her hair. Love the cheetah print tights. Love the look. It all pulls together perfectly and doesn’t look at all like a crack whore working 55th Street who pieced together an outfit out of the dumpster on the corner. Not at all.

You look great, Naomi. Please don’t hit me with a jewel encrusted phone. K?


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